Iraqi war forecast in 1920's



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<spoken> Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, And things seem hard or tough, And people are
stupid, obnoxious or daft, <sung> And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And reolving at nine thousand miles
an hour. It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, The sun that is the source of
all our power. Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, Are moving at a
million miles a day, In the outer spiral arm, at fourteen thousand miles an hour, Of a galaxy we
call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred million stars; It's a hundred thousand light-years side to
side; It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick, But out by us it's just three
thousand light-years wide. We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point, We go
'round every two hundred million years; And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions In this
amazing and expanding universe.

<waltz>

Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, In all of the directions it can whiz; As fast
as it can go, that's the speed of light, you know, Twelve million miles a minute and that's the
fastest speed there is. So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly
unlikely is your birth; And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'Cause
there's bugger all down here on Earth!
 
Monty Python skit with John Cleese behind the desk, right?

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"Mikael Seierup" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Tom Sherman" skrev...
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> > There is always argument for the sake of argument. [1] ;)
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> Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
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> Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
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> Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED EVIL PAN OF DROPPINGS!
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> Man: What?
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> A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU ***! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU
VACUOUS
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> STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
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> M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
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> A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
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> M: Oh! Oh I see!
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> A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
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> M: Oh...Sorry...
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> A: Not at all!
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> A: (under his breath) stupid git.
 
yeah, you're right. I'll let it die (till the next time, anyway...)

If the weather was nicer, I'd be out on my wheels and wouldn't be so obsessed about bush and his
friends. If I can scrape up the dough, I'm gonna be putting the planetbike fenders on my V2 soon.
gotta be ready for the mud season.

rich

"Freewheeling" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Rich:
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> Now *that* content's bent! I thought this was the off topic thread?
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