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Edward Dolan
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"Dave Larrington" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> In article <[email protected]>,
> ([email protected]) wrote:
>> Not a problem for me.
>>
>> First, let me assure you that I'm not gay.
>>
>> I just don't like women anymore. Having a wife or a girlfriend
>> involves 'WAY too many compromises, as far as I am concerned. They are
>> just a pain in the ass, always complaining about something or other,
>> and always quick to criticize you but think their own **** doesn't
>> stink. The small amount of time that you spend having sex with them
>> isn't worth it.
>>
>> Plus, let's face it, most women are as dumb as a brick. They never
>> learned anything in school; they are anti-intellectual as a defense
>> mechanism, and they are resentful of men who did well in school, went
>> to college and graduate school, and who are successful.
>>
>> All women want is a man who is going to follow around behind them,
>> cleaning up their messes like the guy in the circus parade who follows
>> along behind the elephants. Oh, how could I have almost forgotten,
>> they want the man to give them a lot of money. Of course they don't
>> appreciate it because they are resentful that the man is successful and
>> has the money to give them. And even if you do give them all the money
>> they want, they probably won't want to have sex with you anyway.
>>
>> To make matters worse, even though they are dumb and overly-emotional,
>> they want to call all the shots in the relationship! And they want to
>> buy, buy, buy. "I feel inadequate. I'd better buy something."
>>
>> And if you marry one, she'll use you as a sperm donor until it becomes
>> too much of a hassle to deal with you, and then she'll kick your ass
>> out so you lose your family. But keep sending those support checks!
>>
>> Women are really evil and screwed up.
>>
>> In short, who needs women? I just avoid them like the plague, and have
>> never been happier.
>
> You really ARE a titanic *****, aren't you.
>
> Goodbye.
Poor Dave Larrington! He knows all about beer which is why he knows next to
nothing about women.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
> Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
> A complimentary biro(tm) is /not/ to be sniffed at.
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> ([email protected]) wrote:
>> Not a problem for me.
>>
>> First, let me assure you that I'm not gay.
>>
>> I just don't like women anymore. Having a wife or a girlfriend
>> involves 'WAY too many compromises, as far as I am concerned. They are
>> just a pain in the ass, always complaining about something or other,
>> and always quick to criticize you but think their own **** doesn't
>> stink. The small amount of time that you spend having sex with them
>> isn't worth it.
>>
>> Plus, let's face it, most women are as dumb as a brick. They never
>> learned anything in school; they are anti-intellectual as a defense
>> mechanism, and they are resentful of men who did well in school, went
>> to college and graduate school, and who are successful.
>>
>> All women want is a man who is going to follow around behind them,
>> cleaning up their messes like the guy in the circus parade who follows
>> along behind the elephants. Oh, how could I have almost forgotten,
>> they want the man to give them a lot of money. Of course they don't
>> appreciate it because they are resentful that the man is successful and
>> has the money to give them. And even if you do give them all the money
>> they want, they probably won't want to have sex with you anyway.
>>
>> To make matters worse, even though they are dumb and overly-emotional,
>> they want to call all the shots in the relationship! And they want to
>> buy, buy, buy. "I feel inadequate. I'd better buy something."
>>
>> And if you marry one, she'll use you as a sperm donor until it becomes
>> too much of a hassle to deal with you, and then she'll kick your ass
>> out so you lose your family. But keep sending those support checks!
>>
>> Women are really evil and screwed up.
>>
>> In short, who needs women? I just avoid them like the plague, and have
>> never been happier.
>
> You really ARE a titanic *****, aren't you.
>
> Goodbye.
Poor Dave Larrington! He knows all about beer which is why he knows next to
nothing about women.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
> Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
> A complimentary biro(tm) is /not/ to be sniffed at.