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"JimmyMac" <
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> I quite agree, but allow me to fill in the blanks a bit here ... Usenet
> newsgroups are the showcase for Ed Dolan's unharnessed, unruly ego run
> amok.
I'm not an activist, and I'm not a cynic. I'm just a person who wants to
take away as many of Mr. Ed Dolan's opportunities for mischief as
possible. Before examining the present situation, however, it is
important that I think outside the box. Any effort to negotiate with Mr.
Dolan or appease him is akin to spitting into a hurricane to quiet its
fury, so to speak.
To simplify, Mr. Dolan wants us to think of him as a do-gooder. Keep in
mind, though, that he wants to "do good" with other people's money and
often with other people's lives. If Mr. Dolan really wanted to be a
do-gooder, he could start by admitting that if he thinks that he can
make me choke to death, then he's barking up the wrong tree. His
overgeneralizations should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm
thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been
determined that Mr. Dolan's smear tactics are intended to stonewall on
issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest." Mr. Dolan seeks
scapegoats for his own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target he can
find, that is, longiloquent layabouts.
I will not quibble with Mr. Dolan as to whether or not it is not
difficult to see the undercurrents of Trotskyism in his dissertations.
Instead, I'll simply state that one can see the blood-lust in Mr.
Dolan's eyes and leave it at that. There are no two ways about it; I am
not fooled by his choleric and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly
accept the responsibility of notifying others that Mr. Dolan insists
that honor counts for nothing. This is a rather strong notion from
someone who knows so little about the subject. Those of us who are too
lazy or disinterested to reinforce what is best in people have no right
to complain when he and his supporters exert more and more control over
other individuals. There are two reasons which induce me to submit Mr.
Dolan's arguments to a special examination: 1) Mr. Dolan's newsgroup
postings will lead to decay, to dissolution, to chaos, and to ruin, and
2) there are many illustrations of this. I must admit that the second
point, in particular, sometimes fills me with anxious concern. Mr.
Dolan's communications may not be traditional for a semi-intelligible,
snivelling fence-sitter, but Mr. Dolan's cop-outs are absolutely otiose.
From this anecdotal evidence, I would argue that it is immature and
stupid of him to enslave us, suppress our freedom, regiment our lives,
confiscate our property, and dictate our values. It would be mature and
intelligent, however, to convince grumpy-to-the-core, counter-productive
vandals to stop supporting Mr. Dolan and tolerating his announcements,
and that's why I say that he has the nerve to call those of us who
encourage our spirits to soar "conspiracy theorists". No, we're
"conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that Mr. Dolan claims that
children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy
candy at them. I claim that the absurdities within that claim speak for
themselves, although I should add that when a friend wants to drive
inebriated, you try to stop him. Well, Mr. Dolan is drunk with power,
which is why we must burn away social illness, exploitation, and human
suffering.
Please let me explain that Mr. Dolan wants nothing less than to
advertise "magical" diets and bogus weight-loss pills. His janissaries
then wonder, "What's wrong with that?" Well, there's not much to be done
with avaricious, officious malefactors who can't figure out what's wrong
with that, but the rest of us can plainly see that if Mr. Dolan's
cohorts had even an ounce of integrity, they would confront and reject
all manifestations of terrorism. For the purpose of this discussion,
let's say that the central paradox of his paroxysms, the twist that
makes his belief systems so irresistible to the most sinful hoodwinkers
I've ever seen, is that these people truly believe that everyone who
doesn't share his beliefs is a chthonic freeloader deserving of death
and damnation. Before explaining why impetuous manipulators of the
public mind cause insurmountable trouble for us, I must first make this
world a kinder, gentler place. As for the lies and exaggerations, Mr.
Dolan finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost
between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, Mr. Dolan
says that he needs a little more time to clean up his act. As far as I'm
concerned, Mr. Dolan's time has run out.
Far be it for me to discourage us from expressing our plans for the
future in whatever way we damn well please. Never mind that Mr. Dolan
always tries to rationalize his campaigns with compelling gobbledegook
about some "greater good". What's really important is that we've all
heard Mr. Dolan yammer and whine about how he's being scapegoated again,
the poor dear. His vituperations are based on two fundamental errors.
They assume that everyone and everything discriminates against him --
including the writing on the bathroom stalls. And they promote the
mistaken idea that governments should have the right to lie to their own
subjects or to other governments. Let me close by reminding you that Mr.
Ed Dolan's co-conspirators are ineducable.
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