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Edward Dolan
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"Kevan Smith" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> "JimmyMac" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> I quite agree, but allow me to fill in the blanks a bit here ... Usenet
>> newsgroups are the showcase for Ed Dolan's unharnessed, unruly ego run
>> amok.
>
> I'm not an activist, and I'm not a cynic. I'm just a person who wants to
> take away as many of Mr. Ed Dolan's opportunities for mischief as
> possible. Before examining the present situation, however, it is
> important that I think outside the box. Any effort to negotiate with Mr.
> Dolan or appease him is akin to spitting into a hurricane to quiet its
> fury, so to speak.
Jesus Christ! I can see that this jerk is going to another Jimbo!
> To simplify, Mr. Dolan wants us to think of him as a do-gooder. Keep in
> mind, though, that he wants to "do good" with other people's money and
> often with other people's lives. If Mr. Dolan really wanted to be a
> do-gooder, he could start by admitting that if he thinks that he can
> make me choke to death, then he's barking up the wrong tree. His
> overgeneralizations should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm
> thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been
> determined that Mr. Dolan's smear tactics are intended to stonewall on
> issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest." Mr. Dolan seeks
> scapegoats for his own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target he can
> find, that is, longiloquent layabouts.
Ed Dolan the Great is as pure as the driven snow and Saint Edward the Great
sits at the right hand of God Almighty.
> I will not quibble with Mr. Dolan as to whether or not it is not
> difficult to see the undercurrents of Trotskyism in his dissertations.
> Instead, I'll simply state that one can see the blood-lust in Mr.
> Dolan's eyes and leave it at that. There are no two ways about it; I am
> not fooled by his choleric and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly
> accept the responsibility of notifying others that Mr. Dolan insists
> that honor counts for nothing. This is a rather strong notion from
> someone who knows so little about the subject. Those of us who are too
> lazy or disinterested to reinforce what is best in people have no right
> to complain when he and his supporters exert more and more control over
> other individuals. There are two reasons which induce me to submit Mr.
> Dolan's arguments to a special examination: 1) Mr. Dolan's newsgroup
> postings will lead to decay, to dissolution, to chaos, and to ruin, and
> 2) there are many illustrations of this. I must admit that the second
> point, in particular, sometimes fills me with anxious concern. Mr.
> Dolan's communications may not be traditional for a semi-intelligible,
> snivelling fence-sitter, but Mr. Dolan's cop-outs are absolutely otiose.
> From this anecdotal evidence, I would argue that it is immature and
> stupid of him to enslave us, suppress our freedom, regiment our lives,
> confiscate our property, and dictate our values. It would be mature and
> intelligent, however, to convince grumpy-to-the-core, counter-productive
> vandals to stop supporting Mr. Dolan and tolerating his announcements,
> and that's why I say that he has the nerve to call those of us who
> encourage our spirits to soar "conspiracy theorists". No, we're
> "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that Mr. Dolan claims that
> children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy
> candy at them. I claim that the absurdities within that claim speak for
> themselves, although I should add that when a friend wants to drive
> inebriated, you try to stop him. Well, Mr. Dolan is drunk with power,
> which is why we must burn away social illness, exploitation, and human
> suffering.
Whew ... I could only read it halfway down. Kevin is even more longwinded
than Jimbo. No one, but no one, will read anything longwinded on Usenet.
Kevin has now marked himself as a first class idiot for not recognizing this
elementary dictum of all Usenet.
If Kevin had any brains he would have broken up this present message into
many shorter ones spread over time. But of course, he is as brainless as
Jimbo. I wonder, do you have to learn how to be this stupid, or are you born
this way?
> Please let me explain that Mr. Dolan wants nothing less than to
> advertise "magical" diets and bogus weight-loss pills. His janissaries
> then wonder, "What's wrong with that?" Well, there's not much to be done
> with avaricious, officious malefactors who can't figure out what's wrong
> with that, but the rest of us can plainly see that if Mr. Dolan's
> cohorts had even an ounce of integrity, they would confront and reject
> all manifestations of terrorism. For the purpose of this discussion,
> let's say that the central paradox of his paroxysms, the twist that
> makes his belief systems so irresistible to the most sinful hoodwinkers
> I've ever seen, is that these people truly believe that everyone who
> doesn't share his beliefs is a chthonic freeloader deserving of death
> and damnation. Before explaining why impetuous manipulators of the
> public mind cause insurmountable trouble for us, I must first make this
> world a kinder, gentler place. As for the lies and exaggerations, Mr.
> Dolan finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost
> between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, Mr. Dolan
> says that he needs a little more time to clean up his act. As far as I'm
> concerned, Mr. Dolan's time has run out.
>
> Far be it for me to discourage us from expressing our plans for the
> future in whatever way we damn well please. Never mind that Mr. Dolan
> always tries to rationalize his campaigns with compelling gobbledegook
> about some "greater good". What's really important is that we've all
> heard Mr. Dolan yammer and whine about how he's being scapegoated again,
> the poor dear. His vituperations are based on two fundamental errors.
> They assume that everyone and everything discriminates against him --
> including the writing on the bathroom stalls. And they promote the
> mistaken idea that governments should have the right to lie to their own
> subjects or to other governments. Let me close by reminding you that Mr.
> Ed Dolan's co-conspirators are ineducable.
This is actually Little Meow caterwauling away like a ***** in heat. Or it
could be one of her lesbian allies. Only a female could write something so
incredibly stupid and vacuous.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> "JimmyMac" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> I quite agree, but allow me to fill in the blanks a bit here ... Usenet
>> newsgroups are the showcase for Ed Dolan's unharnessed, unruly ego run
>> amok.
>
> I'm not an activist, and I'm not a cynic. I'm just a person who wants to
> take away as many of Mr. Ed Dolan's opportunities for mischief as
> possible. Before examining the present situation, however, it is
> important that I think outside the box. Any effort to negotiate with Mr.
> Dolan or appease him is akin to spitting into a hurricane to quiet its
> fury, so to speak.
Jesus Christ! I can see that this jerk is going to another Jimbo!
> To simplify, Mr. Dolan wants us to think of him as a do-gooder. Keep in
> mind, though, that he wants to "do good" with other people's money and
> often with other people's lives. If Mr. Dolan really wanted to be a
> do-gooder, he could start by admitting that if he thinks that he can
> make me choke to death, then he's barking up the wrong tree. His
> overgeneralizations should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm
> thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been
> determined that Mr. Dolan's smear tactics are intended to stonewall on
> issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest." Mr. Dolan seeks
> scapegoats for his own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target he can
> find, that is, longiloquent layabouts.
Ed Dolan the Great is as pure as the driven snow and Saint Edward the Great
sits at the right hand of God Almighty.
> I will not quibble with Mr. Dolan as to whether or not it is not
> difficult to see the undercurrents of Trotskyism in his dissertations.
> Instead, I'll simply state that one can see the blood-lust in Mr.
> Dolan's eyes and leave it at that. There are no two ways about it; I am
> not fooled by his choleric and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly
> accept the responsibility of notifying others that Mr. Dolan insists
> that honor counts for nothing. This is a rather strong notion from
> someone who knows so little about the subject. Those of us who are too
> lazy or disinterested to reinforce what is best in people have no right
> to complain when he and his supporters exert more and more control over
> other individuals. There are two reasons which induce me to submit Mr.
> Dolan's arguments to a special examination: 1) Mr. Dolan's newsgroup
> postings will lead to decay, to dissolution, to chaos, and to ruin, and
> 2) there are many illustrations of this. I must admit that the second
> point, in particular, sometimes fills me with anxious concern. Mr.
> Dolan's communications may not be traditional for a semi-intelligible,
> snivelling fence-sitter, but Mr. Dolan's cop-outs are absolutely otiose.
> From this anecdotal evidence, I would argue that it is immature and
> stupid of him to enslave us, suppress our freedom, regiment our lives,
> confiscate our property, and dictate our values. It would be mature and
> intelligent, however, to convince grumpy-to-the-core, counter-productive
> vandals to stop supporting Mr. Dolan and tolerating his announcements,
> and that's why I say that he has the nerve to call those of us who
> encourage our spirits to soar "conspiracy theorists". No, we're
> "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that Mr. Dolan claims that
> children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy
> candy at them. I claim that the absurdities within that claim speak for
> themselves, although I should add that when a friend wants to drive
> inebriated, you try to stop him. Well, Mr. Dolan is drunk with power,
> which is why we must burn away social illness, exploitation, and human
> suffering.
Whew ... I could only read it halfway down. Kevin is even more longwinded
than Jimbo. No one, but no one, will read anything longwinded on Usenet.
Kevin has now marked himself as a first class idiot for not recognizing this
elementary dictum of all Usenet.
If Kevin had any brains he would have broken up this present message into
many shorter ones spread over time. But of course, he is as brainless as
Jimbo. I wonder, do you have to learn how to be this stupid, or are you born
this way?
> Please let me explain that Mr. Dolan wants nothing less than to
> advertise "magical" diets and bogus weight-loss pills. His janissaries
> then wonder, "What's wrong with that?" Well, there's not much to be done
> with avaricious, officious malefactors who can't figure out what's wrong
> with that, but the rest of us can plainly see that if Mr. Dolan's
> cohorts had even an ounce of integrity, they would confront and reject
> all manifestations of terrorism. For the purpose of this discussion,
> let's say that the central paradox of his paroxysms, the twist that
> makes his belief systems so irresistible to the most sinful hoodwinkers
> I've ever seen, is that these people truly believe that everyone who
> doesn't share his beliefs is a chthonic freeloader deserving of death
> and damnation. Before explaining why impetuous manipulators of the
> public mind cause insurmountable trouble for us, I must first make this
> world a kinder, gentler place. As for the lies and exaggerations, Mr.
> Dolan finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost
> between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, Mr. Dolan
> says that he needs a little more time to clean up his act. As far as I'm
> concerned, Mr. Dolan's time has run out.
>
> Far be it for me to discourage us from expressing our plans for the
> future in whatever way we damn well please. Never mind that Mr. Dolan
> always tries to rationalize his campaigns with compelling gobbledegook
> about some "greater good". What's really important is that we've all
> heard Mr. Dolan yammer and whine about how he's being scapegoated again,
> the poor dear. His vituperations are based on two fundamental errors.
> They assume that everyone and everything discriminates against him --
> including the writing on the bathroom stalls. And they promote the
> mistaken idea that governments should have the right to lie to their own
> subjects or to other governments. Let me close by reminding you that Mr.
> Ed Dolan's co-conspirators are ineducable.
This is actually Little Meow caterwauling away like a ***** in heat. Or it
could be one of her lesbian allies. Only a female could write something so
incredibly stupid and vacuous.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota