Quote of the day (from non-riders)



tobbogonist wrote:
> he said: "Are you going to break your neck now or wait untill the
> morning?"




You should say," as my farther that i love and adour i am letting you
break your neck on it first::D "

Thats what i would do;)


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Two weeks ago, we were riding with a bunch of bike trial riders in the
park. We got quite some attention. After a while a group of really
manish kids appeared, form a close soccer field. They were really
interested, but knew everything beforehand... The best quote from that
conversation was:

"Can I do that without a bike/unicycle?"

Well, first I was baffled, that was the most interesting
comment/question I've ever got, first time the other way around.


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Vbiber wrote:
> Two weeks ago, we were riding with a bunch of bike trial riders in the
> park. We got quite some attention. After a while a group of really
> manish kids appeared, form a close soccer field. They were really
> interested, but knew everything beforehand... The best quote from that
> conversation was:
>
> "Can I do that without a bike/unicycle?"
>
> Well, first I was baffled, that was the most interesting
> comment/question I've ever got, first time the other way around.


What was he referring to?


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Vbiber wrote:
> After a while a group of really manish kids appeared, form a close
> soccer field.

I appreciate that you're probably not posting in your first language.
Is "manish" a German word, or a slang word, or a mistranslation?

The closest I can find in my German dictionary is "manisch", which
translates as "manic", which I suppose could fit in this context.


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Funny as hell today, riding home in the dark and this women in a car
called me over and was like, "just because you can ride a unicycle,
does'nt mean you don't need lights!" and i said, "just because you can
drive no need to show yours off!"

I wasnt even on the road, i was on the path lol:D

cya ~pkplonker


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ivan wrote:
> I think he means manly.
> More in the sense of macho.



Yep. There was a typo in my post as well, it should have been mannish,
but manly it's a lot better. Usually you guys have terms like brownish
etc. for things which are close but not really the real thing, aren't
you? Anyway, it wasn't the right translation. Shouldn't write something
if I am not concentrating...

So, my deepest apologies to all of you who I might have confused.

PS: I am happy if someone points out at least my mistakes. Most people
don't and I really hate that, because I will only improve if I know
what is wrong.


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lol that is one of those things that you think of after wards and go
"****, that would have been awsome if i had said that", then you
remmember it for ever just incase the chance arises to use it, but it
never does.
i doubt i would even get him close to it, he tried to uni when i first
bought one and ended up on his bottom.


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As I rode past an elderly woman today in the park:
"I like your machine, it's cute!"

I've never heard anyone refer to my chipped paint, dented, slightly
surface corroded, 24" muni as "Cute" ;)


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remain.

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I was riding along, doing some trials at my local university, and these
retards ask me if I can do a backflip. I ignore them and keep on
riding. They run up to me and pester me to do a backflip, not being
nice at all. I reply "can you drink hot man juice?" and keep on riding.
A group of girls coming the other way started to giggle, and smile at
me. I keep on riding, lmao.


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"Awesome!! Unicycles!!" - young kid
"Haha! Now you gotta learn to ride down stairs!![sarcasticly]" To which
i reply by making a sharp 90 and flying down the stairs that were
conveneintly located to my left!:) "Wow, Im impressed" he said with
wonder.:p
"Wow! you're awesome!" - annother little kid


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While I was riding back home the other day, a man said to another:
"hey look!, here he comes again!"


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I was in Walmart a few nights ago buying some food. As I walked down one
of the isles, 3 girls walked by in the opposite direction of me. They
looked about my age, or slightly older.

Anyways, as I walked by I heard some talking then could really make
out, "Hey, there's that guy that unicycles." Then I heard some little
laughing after that.

Im gonna take it as a good thing. =p


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Danni wrote:
> I was riding along, doing some trials at my local university, and these
> retards ask me if I can do a backflip. .



People ask me all the time if i can do a backflip. It seems to be one
of the first things that people like to ask.
Keeping on the subject, The other day i was hopping up some big piles
of construction bricks by my school. Then some girls walked by and said
they thought it was sweet. I conveniently happened to get my tire stuck
right then and i flipped over the edge and landed on my face. So one of
them asked me if i was hurt (i had a huge obvious gash on my arm). I
was like, "Of course not" (my arm was really starting to bleed bad).
Then they said, "O, thats good then", and left. Why do people say are u
okay instead of asking how bad it is if it's obvious! It's kind of
pointless.


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The Uniman wrote:
> People ask me all the time if i can do a backflip. It seems to be one of
> the first things that people like to ask.
> Keeping on the subject, The other day i was hopping up some big piles
> of construction bricks by my school. Then some girls walked by and said
> they thought it was sweet. I conveniently happened to get my tire stuck
> right then and i flipped over the edge and landed on my face. So one of
> them asked me if i was hurt (i had a huge obvious gash on my arm). I
> was like, "Of course not" (my arm was really starting to bleed bad).
> Then they said, "O, thats good then", and left. Why do people say are u
> okay instead of asking how bad it is if it's obvious! It's kind of
> pointless.


People are ain't no good. I thought that's well understood.

Were they cute, at least?


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> Blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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There were several yard sales in my subdivision as I was out riding my
Coker over the weekend. One young girl (11-ish) was halfway into her
parents car when she shouted out "Can you juggle too?"

I quickly said "No, but I can chew gum and unicycle at the same time"
and quickly brought my gum into view. :D

How's that for pure talent?


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Whilst Sclumpf-ing speedily on a leaf-covered cycle track next to a fast
busy road, I've slightly jarred when I hear...
\ " O I ! \ "
...from a passing Variety Club minibus.

As far as I know that's used to attract attention, but I don't know why
since he was gone in five seconds.


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