Quote of the day (from non-riders)



JusticeZero wrote:
> Animals seem seriously disturbed by anything other than normal walking.
> I drove my father's cat to crying and cowering in confusion by doing a
> handstand.



Poor, stupid, cat.


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Eroick

--Eric Evenchick

My MSN: [email protected]



> but 3 degrees is like a heat wave!! woohoo.
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Oh, I had a belter today.
Completely unexpected and out of the blue.
Whilst Mountain b*king home from work I take a short cut through the
car park of the local swimming baths. A family are getting out from
their car and a little girl looks at me and smiles.
A -really- big smile.
Honestly, she's -beaming.-
I wonder what I've done to deserve such a smile, and my question is
answered as I cycle past.
"Mum, that's the man who rides a unicycle!"

For some reason, this really made my day. :D


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Into the blue

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads...See this?...This is my -BOOM-
stick!"
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Into the blue wrote:
> Oh, I had a belter today.
> Completely unexpected and out of the blue.
> Whilst Mountain b*king home from work I take a short cut through the
> car park of the local swimming baths. A family are getting out from
> their car and a little girl looks at me and smiles.
> A -really- big smile.
> Honestly, she's -beaming.-
> I wonder what I've done to deserve such a smile, and my question is
> answered as I cycle past.
> "Mum, that's the man who rides a unicycle!"
>
> For some reason, this really made my day. :D




Haha, today I was walking through the playground area at my old
Elementary school in my nice and warm trench coat and nearly all the
kids were screaming, "That's the unicycle man!".

I ride my Unicycle to school nearly every day, but I knew I had to lug
home that heavy BC Wheel I made today, so I walked.


--
Borgschulze

Spare some change for a new unicycle?
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hmm
im going to ride my BC home the day I get it finished
it shouldn't be very heavy by the time im done w/ it
im cutting a ton of stuff out of the angle iron

anyways, on to quotes

MAMA LOOK ITS A GUY ON ONE WHEEL
PAPA LOOK ITS A GUY RIDING A WHEEL!!!!


next

Hey, look at that, thats pretty cool


next
(this was a friend messing around)
DANG SKROBO
thats sexy, can I have your babies

next

OH wow, lookie at that
oh my gosh
heh
wow
DUDE!!
ITS A UNICYCLE!!!!!!!!


next

DUDE
skrobo, jump on this (3" ledge on a wall about 2 1/2 feet high)

( i try, almost get it, pedal grab, slide off and chase him for the
heck of it)


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skrobo

-stephen-
><>Unicycle For Christ<>< PM me if you want to know...
vuniw wrote:
> i dont do myspace because i dont want to get raped by a weirdo.. so i
> put my information on unicyclist.com:)

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JJtheunicycle wrote:
> owwww! my foot/ankle hurts. i went out riding around my neighborhood
> (note that my foot stills hurts to hop on. of you don know the story,
> just know if there is any pressure on my foot it puts me in
> excrutiating pain) and these five 10 year olds had a jump set up. so
> they are like " go off of it go off of it!!!" and of course, this being
> a plastic POS walmart ramp, i didnt want to go off of it. but then they
> started saying stuff about how gey unicycles are and stuff, so i
> decided i was gonna go off of it, so....i get a fast start, go to the
> top, and BAM! topples over and i fall extremely hard with my unicycle
> landing RIGHT on my foot OWWW *&^(*&(*&^!!! so they all start laughing
> and making fun of me, then their leader, a kid namd Connor goes for a
> sharp turn on his bike and ate the pavement, HARD, he trys to get up
> and walk home, but hes tangled up in his bike, now regularrly i would
> have hepled sumone in this kind of situation, but he was still calling
> me a ****** WHILE he was crying, so i just left, and 10 minutes later i
> come back...he's still there, his friends left him and no doubt HE WAS
> STILL MAKING FUN OF ME! so i just left and came inside



what you should'a done is just sit there next to him not helping him


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ducttape wrote:
> I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP
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ivan wrote:
> Girls beat you up?
> Shame... :p

whassa matter wit you, arn't you into M&Ms? (ref to 9 to 5 movie) All
the girls beat me up and I like it, it's fun. ;) :rolleyes:


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brian.slater

Brian C. Slater
AKA: Snoopy

Ok, I am now officially in my normal state of -advanced- confusion.
Don't try to confuse me, it won't make any difference. If you try not
to confuse me, that will confuse me.

"To not decide is to decide" - undecided
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some construction workers demanded that i stop and let them take a
picture of me today. when i just waved and kept going, they got in a
truck and followed me, off road, for about a mile with some idiot
standing in the bed of the truck pointing a camera at me. they stopped
when i crossed under a bridge and they were unable to follow.


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boo radley

"no really, are you sure you love me more than your unicycle?" -my gf

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx
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boo radley wrote:
> some construction workers demanded that i stop and let them take a
> picture of me today. when i just waved and kept going, they got in a
> truck and followed me, off road, for about a mile with some idiot
> standing in the bed of the truck pointing a camera at me. they stopped
> when i crossed under a bridge and they were unable to follow.


lol, thats the best one I've heard in a while, I would let them take a
picture, but i would make them let me jump out off of a tractor or
something first :)


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skrobo

-stephen-
><>Unicycle For Christ<>< PM me if you want to know...
vuniw wrote:
> i dont do myspace because i dont want to get raped by a weirdo.. so i
> put my information on unicyclist.com:)

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Ok i got some famous ones:

Phil Jameson from Grinspoon said: "whoa nice man, looks hard" and then
we shook hands

Drummer from Something for Kate said: "man ive got a friend who is
trying to unicycle" i replied "man i unicycle" to which he said "would
you like a beer..."


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tobbogonist

Unicycle:
Gives me somewhere to sit when i walk

tomtrevor wrote:
> stop saying salmon



Eddbmxdude wrote:
> rargh!
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I was riding around my neighborhood today on my 29er. I turned a corner
and off in the distance was a boy and girl, both about 10-years-old,
coming my way. The girl was on a bicycle and the boy on a scooter.
When we got about 50 feet apart, I heard the following:

boy: Look, there's a unicycle.
girl: A what?

at about 25 feet away...

boy: Right there, a unicycle.
girl: Where?

We passed each other about 5 feet apart in the middle of the street...

boy: RIGHT THERE!!
girl: Where?


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Wheel Rider

A man can fail many times but he isn't a failure until he begins to
blame someone else. - Waite Phillips
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i get a lot here on campus...
"Wheres the rest of your bike?"
"Thats f-ing awesome!"
"either this is a really bad trip, or thats f-ing awesome"
"Is that harder than riding a bike?" -duh...
"you are the man"
(Girl on phone as i ride by) "I told you this place is weird, some kid
just passed me on a unicycle!"


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Chexjc wrote:
> i get a lot here on campus...
> "Wheres the rest of your bike?"
> "Thats f-ing awesome!"
> "either this is a really bad trip, or thats f-ing awesome"
> "Is that harder than riding a bike?" -duh...
> "you are the man"
> (Girl on phone as i ride by) "I told you this place is weird, some kid
> just passed me on a unicycle!"


Ha ha the last one was clasic!:D


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thejdw

My unicycle is broken and I can't get a new one till christmas:( :mad:
:eek:
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I nearly hit a girl who stopped in front of me and in shock she says to
her friend "I nearly got run over by a tricyclist"


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torkerdx

their are 2 types of unicyclist. ones who can suck it up and go for
things and ones who can't. guess which ones become good?

some people live a hundred years without truly living 1second
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