Quote of the day (from non-riders)



catinabag1 wrote:
> so i was riding near the capital building in salem. i rode passed this
> lady sitting on a bench eating some food. she said the usual, "is that
> thing hard to ride?" (DUH!) i stop and start talking to her. she can't
> sit still. it's like she's on meth or something. anyway she goes on
> trying to set me up with her daughter who isn't even there. she's all
> saying i'm "such a cutie" and how cute her daughter is and everything.
> i dunno, it was kinda creepy.


That is so funny, Ha Ha:D


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I Cokered to work this morning (I usually ride a recumbent bike). One
ped who I see most mornings, on a long straight stretch where he was
able to see me approaching long before he could see what i was riding,
said: "I thought you looked tall".


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Going down quite a steep 1.5km switch back trail, met up with a cyclist
walking his bike up the trail, he starts laughing and smiling....

"Hey you're crazy...... Legend.... but crazy"

I just had to start laughing myself, no comeback for that one.


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JohnnyReggae wrote:
> Going down quite a steep 1.5km switch back trail, met up with a cyclist
> walking his bike up the trail, he starts laughing and smiling....
>
> "Hey you're crazy...... Legend.... but crazy"
>
> I just had to start laughing myself, no comeback for that one.



Haha! I was a couple secondes in front of you, around the corner same
guy says to me, after watching me jump down a a few rocks:

"Mate, did i just see you jump down those rocks, on one wheel? Yes, I
just did. Mate, you are... a [Censored] legend!"


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I have been reading this thread for months. And I'd have expected by
now to be able to come up with some instant response to that
much-loved and perennial question, "Where's your other wheel?"

Yesterday, cycling between some cricketers and their spectators on the
village green, all I could say in reply was, "Dunno!". Oooh, the shame
of it, not being able to reply with a witticism! :eek:

In fact, I WAS on my "other wheel": my first wheel was back at home,
but I was well past them by the time I had realised it.

Have your response ready!

Jerry


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JerryAttrick wrote:
> I have been reading this thread for months. And I'd have expected by
> now to be able to come up with some instant response to that
> much-loved and perennial question, "Where's your other wheel?"
> Jerry



Somebody asked me that the other day and they weren't joking. They were
quite insistent to know why I rode one wheel instead of two. So I told
them - it fits in the car better.


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This past weekend we hosted the Korean unicycle hockey team here in Hong
Kong. The main event was the big match (hard fought and very close.
Winners: Hong Kong by 12 to 10), followed by lots of eating and
drinking and sociable riding.

Anyway, this morning I told my boss about the match, and he roared with
laughter, looked me in the eye and asked, "Did you kill anyone?"

What does he think we were playing, Rollerball?


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Yesterday was the first time a skater had started the circus tune as i
approached... i just ignored it but felt like asking him why he was
wearing tight trousers...surely it would restrict his movement???
When i used to skate it was all baggy jeans and hoodies... down here
now its changed to skin tight black jeans and other stupid silly
looking 'fashion' statements.


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mill_mobile wrote:
> Yesterday was the first time a skater had started the circus tune as i
> approached... i just ignored it but felt like asking him why he was
> wearing tight trousers...surely it would restrict his movement???
> When i used to skate it was all baggy jeans and hoodies... down here
> now its changed to skin tight black jeans and other stupid silly
> looking 'fashion' statements.


yeah, around here skaters wear skin tight clothing now, I don't
understand it. Wouldn't that make riding and doing tricks harder?


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I'm more comfortable in really tight pants so my tricking is easier.


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Well Me and my Family are up at Mammoth Mountain, CA and i was doing
some trial on rocks and these guys said "Hey you goin' to the circus"
(Very rude) :mad:, and my response was "Actually i am and I will tell
ur MOM, the Bearded Lady, That you said hi. :cool:


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snowkel wrote:
> Well Me and my Family are up at Mammoth Mountain, CA and i was doing
> some trial on rocks and these guys said "Hey you goin' to the circus"
> (Very rude) :mad:, and my response was "Actually i am and I will tell
> ur MOM, the Bearded Lady, That you said hi. :cool:



ahahahaha... You win the medal of the best 'Your Mom Joke' EVAR!

i had a good laugh.


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beeper wrote:
> you sir, are unrealistic
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A lady on a mtb: "Wow that's a neat one-wheeled bike!"

Me: "Thanks. And that's a cool 2-wheeled unicycle!" :p


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MuniAddict wrote:
> A lady on a mtb: "Wow that's a neat one-wheeled bike!"
>
> Me: "Thanks. And that's a cool 2-wheeled unicycle!" :p



HAHA good 1 Terry! :D


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