Originally posted by EoinC
4 little tips to help your riding style :-
1) When riding a track bike on the road, don't take on a steeper descent than you can hold back on - ask me how I know!
2) When taking off at the lights trying to get the holeshot on the traffic with a big stand-up effort (again with a fixed-wheel track bike), it is a good idea not to have worn-out cleats. When one foot comes out and the other one stays in, a strange sort of wobble develops which ends up throwing you over the bars in front of rather baffled onlookers - ask me how I know.
3) When you ride rollers for the first time, it may be better to hold onto something until you get your balance right before changing to a high gear to see what it's like when you do a full out effort. This is particularly prudent when you have chosen your mother's bathroom as the site of your inaugural ride - ask me how I know.
4) When you are young (a long time ago) and you offer to ride your mate's bike down a long winding hill, with a big drop-off on the left, a high bank on the right, rough-chip surface and ending in a T-intersection, perform your pre-start checks. Always check to see that the stick you put in place to retain the back-peddling brake's torque arm (after the bolt fell out) is firmly in place. It is a good chance to be reminded of the consequences that may befall you if the stick falls out. They run in this manner : Sinking feeling - Sudden assessment of ongoing acceleration - Sudden assessment of nasty alternatives to left, right and ahead - Survival manoeuvre to push off handlebars in the hope of dropping off the back of the bike - Immediate sense of having provided insufficient input to the manoeuvre when hot-spot tells you that you have landed on the back wheel and are now accelerating towards the seatpost - Strange sense of "wellbeing" (very relative concept) when your feet hit the ground and immediately propel you into a series of forward rolls, parting you from the bicycle (like a spent booster on an Apollo mission) and cushioned by the welcoming rough-chip road - Upon pulling up to a halt, an overall sense of bafflement takes over as you gaze through the haze of the smoke coming off your ruptured jeans to where your mate's bicycle went over the cliff-of-death into the pine trees below, and wait for him to come running down the hill to tell you what he thinks about what you did to his bike. Some friendships just weren't meant to last - ask me how I know.
Follow these tips above and all your cycling experiences will be happy ones.