Quote of the day (from non-riders)



Haha! I didn't hear that one, but I did get a "Where's you're other
wheel" while we were out riding.


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maximus unius

> Originally Posted by *Beener*
> Is ISIS, ISIS, is ISIS not ISIS, is KOXX ISIS really ISIS, is Kris Holm
> ISIS more ISIS than KOXX ISIS, ISISISISISIS!
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leo wrote:
> Junky (under influence of whatever): "Oh I thought I was tripping, but
> you really are unicycling".


i got that on new years


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dan de man

monkeyman wrote:
> You know how sometimes, when someone posts something by banging their
> face into the keyboard, I say something along the lines of "I can't
> understand you"?
> Well...I literally have no idea what you're saying. Are you drunk?
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> I ride past a group of skateboarders and get "******!" then a beer can
> is thrown at me, empty of course.
>
> Although bear in mind, none of these 'skaters' can actually skate, they
> just have skateboards because 'its cool'
>



yeah its moslty those types of guys and the douches on youtube that
hate on unicycling so much

real skaters are pretty cool and open to weird stuff (unlessyour
scootering at the skatepark)


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I got two new ones today.

"Are you doing that for Comic Relief"
(No but I'll think about it for next year)

"Is that -just- a bike with one wheel"
(As opposed to what, if I press a majic button it'll turn into a
helicopter? What did he mean -just- anyway)


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Cathy
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A couple of months ago, I was passing this guy on this narrow side road,
and he said "As though you're not teasing them with your
looks...*gestures towards unicycle*!". It would have been a pretty nice
compliment had he not been a creepy old hobo man.

I got a "Your bike is broken" earlier today...I just replied with "I
haven't heard that one infinity times...*sarcastic*"


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I was riding through town and stopped at the pedestrian lights to cross
the road. A girl came up to me and said "hey that's the coolest thing
I've ever seen, can I get a photo with you?" And she did.

Then the old guy on the mobility scooter next to me said to the girl
"hey don't you want a photo with me too?" He might be a slow walker but
he's a quick thinker. hehehe...


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I was riding through town and stopped at the pedestrian lights to cross
the road. A girl came up to me and said "hey that's the coolest thing
I've ever seen, can I get a photo with you?" And she did.

Then the old guy on the mobility scooter next to me said to the girl
"hey don't you want a photo with me too?" He may be a slow walker but
he's a quick thinker. hehehe...


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My ride: Kris Holm XC 24"
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plasticpedalsboy wrote:
> how do i personalize my account?



Kind of a weird place to ask but click on UserCP underneath home in the
top left.


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A girl seeing me riding my uni in the park:

-It... it's IMPOSSIBLE!-

As for other quotes, sometimes they say about clowns or hum the circus
song... some people laugh, some say, it's cool and awesome. Also very
ofteh I hear somthing like "-Can you ride it?-", "-Is it hard to
ride?-", "-How is it called?-"
Some say where my handlebars(!) are, but... but NONE of them has ever
said anything about the other wheel. What's wrong with the people in
Russia?


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i finally heard "your other wheel is missing" today, but in german.

regarding this whole comments-from-non-riders issue i am in the *ahem*
beneficial position of living in a country where i don't natively speak
the language. when someone shouts something at me while unicycling it
takes a few seconds for my brain to switch into bad-german-mode and by
then i am long gone.

additionally, the random comments that i do understand are resoundingly
positive. ahh, you gotta love selective hearing.

anyhow, after about 6 months of unicycling in the same park near my
house, i finally had an older guy say "das zweites rad ist weg". i rode
off muttering "ho, ho, ho", but i'm pretty sure sarcasm doesn't really
work the same in german.

pix.


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pix wrote:
> i finally heard "your other wheel is missing" today, but in german.
> ..
> anyhow, after about 6 months of unicycling in the same park near my
> house, i finally had an older guy say "das zweites rad ist weg".
>
> pix.



I typed your German quote into an online German-to-English translator
and it translated as "the second wheel is away". :)


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The 8 year old again


"Do you have lessons"

"No i taught myself"

"How do you do it then"

"Well i get on and pedal"

"Wow your so cool"


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WHAM!
'This is my myspace' (http://www.myspace.com/supernoodlay)
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Nothing.

I found a new fab place to ride today and in the two and a half hours I
was riding didn't meet a single person.

Bliss.


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