Velo,
Sorry i didn't respond sooner, I was out riding today instead of posting. I confess that didn't look at your data, only the post below that stated the average and NP. Now that I have looked at the data, you're sprints are off the board, which explains why your NP is off the board. Initially, many of your claims appeared on the very edge of possibility, if not downright improbable. My skepticism does not come from a closed mind. In my line of work (attorney), most of my day is spent listening to people lie, and trying to figure out which part of the story, if any is true. Most of the time, if people's story consistently verges too far away from reasonable expectations, then it is reasonable to conclude that there might be an element of outright fiction or just exageration. Here was your original story:
It certainly had an air of mendacity about it, particularly coming from a guy who never posted a single race result, despite being a claimed Cat 3 (then 2). and who allegedly road a bike fast enough to get a ticket on the Interstate. But, even a broken clock is right twice a day. Even it true, it did have that element of the local softball stud that thinks he can hit off a major league pitcher. ("those pros aren't even including the zero's for chrissake")
As for "giving in" and conceding to sub pro performance. At 42, you face different choices than you had at 24. There are kids, careers, etc, and being a "lackluster parent" or "lackluster professional" isn't really a competing option. So you grab whatever available time and try and make the best of it and progress within those limits. For many of us, "lackluster weekend warrior" is a hard earned badge of honor, and requires us to train our butts off to get to that level. Many of our contemporaries are satisfied with being "fantasy football participants" so the bar is set rather low.
In any event, I am satisfied that what initially appeared to be nonsense was actually a combination of youthful bravado coupled with a misunderstanding of the software, and not another internet tall tale teller. This is about as good an apology as you're going to get from a grouchy skeptical attorney weekend warrior who has to chase youngsters with more time to train. Truce?