Re: This group is full of morons



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Paul G.

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On Mar 7, 12:12 pm, Michael Press <[email protected]> wrote:
> In article
> <5b90d04a-b9bb-426b-8e82-168e83408...@u10g2000prn.googlegroups.com>,
> "Paul G." <[email protected]> wrote:


>
> > (This reminds me of watching soccer with one of my Norwegian in-laws.
> > I was kidding him about soccer vs cycling- soccer players are prone
> > to histrionics, lying on the field feigning grievous injury when
> > fouled in the hopes of getting their opponent a red card. I was
> > laughing at the play acting soccer stars, comparing that to cyclists
> > who jump up covered with blood and get right back on their bike. My
> > relative had no sense of humor about this. ;-) )

>
> He probably is as much or more frustrated by those drama queens.
> Here is what they should do. A player goes down and does not
> get up, you have time to attend to him medically and get him
> off the field of play. He is not allowed back in to play.
> Suck it up Rodrigo.
>


Could well be. Boy did he get ****** off when the team that was ahead
would try to keep control of the ball and run out the clock. Then I'd
really make him mad by saying that the scoring was so low that you
couldn't tell if a team won by skill or chance, and how they should
make the goal bigger so you could have some double digit scores. (He's
a mathematician) I'd compare soccer with basketball, and the movement
of the ball in soccer with Brownian motion. ;-))
-Paul
 

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