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I got my first circus song today.. but it only lasted for like 3
seconds.... i was stading there.. not even on it talking to a freind
outside my school.. and some upperclassmen came up and were like can
you ride that im like.... why would i have brought it to the school if
i couldnt .... so i was like hold on.. got on and rode around.. and
then i heard the circus music.. and grinned... they laughed and had to
try... i actually found some one who had never unicycled who could get
up(with no support) and go a bit.. i was impressed..


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well i was just goofing on my uni and riding down the street then i
heared theses people fixing a roof being amazed, then on yelled " haha
he is missing his stearing wheel" then i said "umm bikes dont have
stearing wheels either" then they all got back to work..lol...


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Riding Bluff Creek tonight (see map - Oklahoma City, OK) and passed what
looked like a grandma walking the twins (ok you guys I mean 2 boys
about 4 years old!). When I passed I expected the usual praise but all
I heard was, "Why doesn't he just walk?" I thought I wasn't going my
fastest, but hey....


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i was riding around my building today and some guy said "hey where can i
get some gas like you have for your bike thigy but for my car...it
would save me some money" after a short period of awkward silence i
said i dont kno and promptly rode away.


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Yesterday evening, I was riding around the local high school campus. I
was riding in the driveway leading up to the front of the school when a
woman pulled up beside me in her SUV and rolled down her window. (She
pulled off the road and drove into the driveway just for me.) She
yelled "Do you have a red nose to go with that?" I had to think a
minute what she meant. I called back "No" and she drove on. I ain't no
clown.

While still riding on the campus, I rode past a woman whose first
language was apparantly not English. She spoke to me but all I could
understand was something about "driving one wheel". I just said it was
fun and kept going.


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A man can fail many times but he isn't a failure until he begins to
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Wheel Rider wrote:
> She yelled "Do you have a red nose to go with that?" I had to think a
> minute what she meant. I called back "No" and she drove on.


positive answer could have been: "pay me a drink and you'll see a red
nose!":D
aggressive answer .... well no I ain't going to tell you about
something else which might be red :eek:


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wobbling bear wrote:
> positive answer could have been: "pay me a drink and you'll see a red
> nose!":D
> aggressive answer .... well no I ain't going to tell you about
> something else which might be red :eek:


My first thought was if she thought I was a drunkard. Second thought
was about the clown.


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Wheel Rider wrote:
> My first thought was if she thought I was a drunkard.


"Rudolph the Reindeer at your service Ma'am!"


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wobbling bear wrote:
> "Rudolph the Reindeer at your service Ma'am!"


I thought about that too, as I watched her drive away and I wondered
why she felt so compelled to change her route just to make the comment.


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I did a Muni ride today with josh(joshuni) and this group of mountain
bikers passed by and one commented "you gota be kidding me." Then in
the parking lot this guy said he unicycles time to time but not
seriously so he rode around a little bit.


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carsonpalooza

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That site is making me drool.
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well i have 2 funnny ones (well i thought they were funnny


1---
i was rideing to my friends house and he lives by our old elementry
school and they are rebuilding it and one guy said "hey man, wheres ur
other wheel?"
i responded "how did u no i have 2 unicycles?"



2----
then me and jerrick were rideing home from our usual ride up to wal
mart(we go up there and practice stuff there cause it is a wide open
space ) and on our way home these to people drove up stoped rolled down
window and the guy on the passenger side was some blad mexican guy(no
offense to any mexicans) and he was like holy **** man(then he started
spazing out) white people have f*cking talent and was just repeating
that over and over 2 or 3 times till he drove off....


but my most hated on of all is "hey can u do a whellie on that thing?"

honestly can anyone be that stupid....


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-Mike T. Voss my initials are M.T.V. haha

dont u hate it when people say hey unicycling is for losers honestly i
just think they are jealous and no they cant do it but are too proud to
admit it....
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Mike The Uni Man wrote:
> well i have 2 funnny ones (well i thought they were funnny
>
>
> 1---
> i was rideing to my friends house and he lives by our old elementry
> school and they are rebuilding it and one guy said "hey man, wheres ur
> other wheel?"
> i responded "how did u no i have 2 unicycles?"
>
>
>
> Thats a good one! I usually just say "I gave up the training wheel
> years ago".
>
> I have not gotten the wheelie comment very often. When I do, I usually
> just lean back and pretend to hold handlebars and say "hows that?". Or
> I go get my bike and do a wheelie. That has actually happened only
> once but it was pretty cool, they didn't know what to say then.:cool:


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Mike The Uni Man wrote:
> well i have 2 funnny ones (well i thought they were funnny
>
>
> 1---
> i was rideing to my friends house and he lives by our old elementry
> school and they are rebuilding it and one guy said "hey man, wheres ur
> other wheel?"
> i responded "how did u no i have 2 unicycles?"
>
>
>
> 2----
> then me and jerrick were rideing home from our usual ride up to wal
> mart(we go up there and practice stuff there cause it is a wide open
> space ) and on our way home these to people drove up stoped rolled down
> window and the guy on the passenger side was some blad mexican guy(no
> offense to any mexicans) and he was like holy **** man(then he started
> spazing out) white people have f*cking talent and was just repeating
> that over and over 2 or 3 times till he drove off....
>
>
> but my most hated on of all is "hey can u do a whellie on that thing?"
>
> honestly can anyone be that stupid....



lol, i remember both of those, that mexican guy was funny, we were just
hopping around gonna jump on that rock and he starts freaking out =p


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from chosen:

can you give me a shoutout in your sig. some thing like i love
jonny....or jonny is the coolest. or be creative. but pleeeasssee can i
have a shoutout from you?

jonny
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i get the wheelie thing all the time

i was riding aroud the other day on my muni back in some hill climbing
trails for quads and dirtbikes and was challanged to a wheelie contest
by one of the riders
he left in a helicopter medical evac after hitting a tree


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:) i was here :)
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alex_curtis wrote:
> i was riding aroud the other day on my muni back in some hill climbing
> trails for quads and dirtbikes and was challanged to a wheelie contest
> by one of the riders
> he left in a helicopter medical evac after hitting a tree


That's awesome.


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