Quote of the day (from non-riders)



guy(thinks hes the funniest thing since bill cosby)weres ur other wheel
me shoot forgot it again


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skianduniaddict

number1 under 15 skiier in the united states
ski sugarloaf uni bradbury
my cat bob ate four kids;)
i regret the day i threw a snowball at randy johnson
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I was walking around with my uni .. and i free mounted it.. in my
driveway.. and this ladys like Whoa.. did you see how she did that..
and her son was like... yeah so... ...... normally people going by my
house.. talk to me.. but no.. she just talked about me... gosh...


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today forrest and i were riding street around town, and these halfbaked
kids came up to us and were all like whoa! one of them was like, jump
off that wall and do a three sixty and ride away backwards... so
forrest did and they just about fell over.. literally. i was laughing
pretty damn hard... and i did a 180 and they were like.. whoa... then
they asked who was better... i was like.. hmmm.. who did the three
sixty? who can ride backwards? not me!


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Toast
dave

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Team Yams

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last edited by unitik908 on 2005-09-06 at 04:12 am

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Yesterday, me, mike, my friend phil, and zach were riding around at a
local skate pot, with a three set, an 8set, some benches, can do some
good trials there too =p

Anyways, Philw was talking and said "When someone asks 'Are you a
hardcore unicycler?' You gotta say 'Yes, I am a hardcore unicycler, and
here is why" *after saying that you do something crazy =p like clearing
that 8-set*

After he said that, mike got on his uni, and was like, "Yes, i am a
hardcore unicyler, and heres why! i am a bunny!!!" and started doing
tons of tiny hops fowards screaming bunyy everytime he hopped, it was
one of the funniest things i ever saw lol


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Jerrick

Currently learning to Wheel Walk, coast, ride backwards one-footed,
180-unispin, and seat drag\pushes =p

Wish me luck!
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Trials biker after seeing me jump off a concrete barrier: "How do you
keep from squashing your nuts!?"
Me: "I use those for cushioning!"


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Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total
obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and
through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see
its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will
remain.

* Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear.

I'm late for checkers with the Dalai Lama!

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evil-nick wrote:
> Trials biker after seeing me jump off a concrete barrier: "How do you
> keep from squashing your nuts!?"
> Me: "I use those for cushioning!"



hahahahahaahahahahaha
-falls out of chair laughing-
Can I use that?


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monkeyman

GhettoSmurf wrote:
> you eat stuff like to remind you of stuff.


'just' (http://oldeenglish.org/gymclass.html) about the coolest thing
I've ever seen
I am an MRian prophet, follower of 768
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I was at the 'Cracker Barrel' restaurant, wearing ' my favorite T-shirt:
Unicyclist.com ' (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/member.php?u=7501)

The casher was interested if I really could ride a unicycle, and was
impressed when I said "yes'. Then the young store manager spoke up and
said that him and his BMX ridding buddies know about a great unicyclist
named Kris Holm. It's cool that the two wheel riders are showing
respect.


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Regards,
Ken ... a recreational unicycle enthusiast... Please wear a helmet!
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"you do know you are going to have to learn chinese"

(my neighbor, who proceeded to explain to me that they will no longer
be allowing circuses anywhere save for china)

yes, i was very polite to him while i thought wtf??!!?

and i already speak a little japanese although i kinda didn't fancy
continuing the conversation.

...i just nod and smile- if people want to think i'm a monkey, i don't
often try to change their opinion- it's more often than not not worth
the hassle.


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my sig is a squiggle, but my keyboard like a trusty secretary always
organises my thoughts into lines of legible text in files so I can
scream and beat up on my computer when it crashes and I haven't backed
up.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? 'Bite Me'
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I have outgrown the circus (if not the comments). The other day I was
traversing a small grassy hill on my evil-looking KH24 and with all
the safety gear on, when a young boy loudly commented:

"Whoa! They can't even do that in the circus! Whoa!"
 
dale_dale wrote:
> we got a can of fosters thrown at us in southport
>
> it hit mark or ric i cant remember whitch :S
>
> danm drunkern teenagers


thats nothing i goot a full can of coke thrown at me today unopened i
caught it and drankit infront of the guy
PS this happend while buscking round drunks and i made $26


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James_Potter wrote:
> Each end has to eat. What goes in one end, comes out the other.
> Therefore, whatever end A eats, let's call him Fred, what Fred eats has
> to come out of side 2, let's call him Charlie. Whatever Charlie eats
> must come out of Fred.
>
> It's gruesome, I know. But the truth hurts sometimes.
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dan de man wrote:
> thats nothing i goot a full can of coke thrown at me today unopened i
> caught it and drankit infront of the guy
> PS this happend while buscking round drunks and i made $26





haha :D

that must have been ace i bet he was angry


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dale_dale

biggest set/gap = 4 set
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some comments I have gotten are: "can you ride that?" (as I ride by),
(Comment made by a skateboarder in the park) "Can you do an Ollie?"
(from a pair of bicyclists one to the other) "Now thats the ways to
ride!"
(a comment recived whilst riding in my own neighborhood) "Hey no
Unicycles allowed!!"
(comment by a guy from school as I rode up) "Now that takes Balls."
(comment from a friend) "WHY!!"
Well that's all that I can remember right now


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Ducttape

*\"YOU'VE LOST A WHEEL!\" \"Don't be daft, where would I put a second
wheel?\"*
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yeah it was the funnest thing thats happend all year but that isnt
really saying somthing


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dan de man

James_Potter wrote:
> Each end has to eat. What goes in one end, comes out the other.
> Therefore, whatever end A eats, let's call him Fred, what Fred eats has
> to come out of side 2, let's call him Charlie. Whatever Charlie eats
> must come out of Fred.
>
> It's gruesome, I know. But the truth hurts sometimes.
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my fave i when someone says "hey, can you ride that" and i either say
"nope i just wheel it around so i can be cool" or i say"nope" then hop
on and ride away.


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TRIALS 4 LIFE !
[image: http://tinyurl.com/qz2fv ]
'Check Out The Newbie Guide' (http://tinyurl.com/99yez)

koebwil wrote:
> I'm too hardcore to type. I just punch the keyboard and delete the
> letters I don't want


w00t...i got reply # 60666 in MR
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Someone asked me to ollie the other day, so I did a fake-crank-flip (I
have no idea what it's really called, hop up and pedal a half-rev) and
called it an ollie ;) They were actually impressed ;)


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Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total
obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and
through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see
its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will
remain.

* Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear.

I'm late for checkers with the Dalai Lama!

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A group of chavs on bmx's followed me and my little brother through town
yesterday asking loads of questions, like "can you do any tricks bruv?"
and "Change gear, Bruv!" Then one of them said (thinking he was a smart
ass) "Do a 180" so i pulled a 180 to fakie and rode backward along side
him for a while then 180'd back an we rode off leaving them speachless!
It felt good!

Ride on!
Edd


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Its like England here....Iv never seen so much sun!

"Its not that far up really" Zippy, on climbing up snowdon.

"How about not equating death with stopping?" - Alanis Morissette
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