Quote of the day (from non-riders)



johnfoss wrote:
>
> One for me:
> I'm riding through a supermarket parking lot. There's a woman with one
> of those wheel-on-a-stick measuring devices. You know, a wheel with a
> counter to measure distance, and a handle so you don't have to bend
> over? She was using it, but looked up as I came by. I said, "I don't
> think you're getting the full benefits of that thing."
>
> :)



What a gift! Quick thinking on your part though - I normally think of
what to say when I'm back home...

BTW your sig - ain't that the truth! (also true about "idiot just
about anywhere"!)


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Matt and I were riding around the neighborhoods, and we came upon a
family with a bunch of kids, and they were all outside, and they called
out to us, and so of course we stopped, and showed off...we talked for
a while, and then all of a sudden one of the kids goes "I've got one of
those!" Of course, Matt and I were surprised to say the least, and
asked him to get it out. It ended up being some cheap little 12" wheel
that neither me or Matt could ride, but he could get on it. We showed
him how to practice by uising the fence and the grass, and he seemed
really into into it when we left.
hopefully, one more of us...


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While muni-ing, a mountain biker was riding along side me and said, "I
guess that's almost like a mountain bike, right?" I replied: "Well,
except for the fact that I only have one wheel, no gears to help me
climb, no brakes to help me stop, no handlebars to help me steer, I
can't coast to help me rest, and I'm constantly focused on balance,
then yeah, it's basically the same!":D


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maestro8 wrote:
> I always tell people who make those kind of comments that unicycling is
> just a cheap form of birth control...



Heh, actually, it's a lot more expensive than birth control. ;)


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dan de man wrote:
> true but i think it would be a fun form of birh control


A fun form?
dont you mean the ONLY fun form?


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unijesse wrote:
> im too lazy to be lazy i gess

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Here's a different one,

I rode around at Vassar College today. I rode pass some students, and
went around behind the building. I looped back, came to follow well
behind a guy on a bicycle who was riding 'no-hands' .

When the guy on the bike went past the students, one yelled, *"Hey,
it's a two wheeled unicycle"*.

Ha! I don't think the guy on the bike knew where that came from. His
riding 'no hands' put him into the posture of a unicyclist.


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x1psh1x wrote:
> i rode down the street in a thong and


please tell me you lost a bet or something, and didn't jsut do this by
choice


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unijesse wrote:
> im too lazy to be lazy i gess

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I was riding around the neighborhood yesterday on my 29er. An older
couple (older than me anyway) was walking on the sidewalk when the man
yelled to me, "I bet you can't light a cigarette while doing that."

My reply, "I probably could if I smoked'.


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x1psh1x wrote:
> idk what this has to do with anything, but the other day i rode down the
> street in a thong and this tall ass guy was like "that b*t*c* is sick
> as f***



Interesting...

Mike


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