Mayonnaise

Tracy R. said:

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But the one I like best is a town in VA,"Rio." Pronounce it Rye-oh.

ver-sails IN (Versailles)

buh-GO-duh TX (Bogota)

New MAD-rid MO (Madrid)

Nuh-vay-duh MO (Nevada)
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Change Cujo to Juno in email address.

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JoeSpareBedroom said:

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How do locals pronounce New Prague?

Whoops, I left that out. They say New PRAYgue.

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Oy.

Well, don't blame me! Inasmuch as the area was settled by Czechs and
Bohemian immigrants, I think it's interesting that it's pronounced that
way ‹ I mean, I'm thinkin' that the immigrants' first language would be
Czech and they'd say Novy Praha ‹ and that it would have stuck. Yet
another of life's mysteries that I don't care all that much about.
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Blinky the Shark said:

zxcvbob said:

I know how to make mayonnaise, but (except for in egg salad) I like
Miracle Whip better. (It's what I grew up with) Especially the old

Bob, are you from the USan south/southeast? Nothing pejorative
intended; just a question, as I'm curious about the demographics of
Miracle Whip preference.

I live in southern Ontario. My mother preferred Miracle Whip. I preder
mayonnaise, especially freshly made.

zxcvbob said:

I know how to make mayonnaise, but (except for in egg salad) I like
Miracle Whip better. (It's what I grew up with) Especially the old
Miracle Whip that had soybean oil as the first ingredient instead of the
second. So what do I need to mix into homemade mayo to make homemade
Salad Dressing. Corn starch and water paste, paprika, and sugar?

Here's what I came up with. It's very close to that Recipezaar link
someone posted. (Thanks, btw)

Salad Dressing

2 egg yolks
3 Tbsp bottled lemon juice
1/2 tsp celery salt
1 tsp mustard powder
1/4 tsp paprika
1 1/2 cups vegetable oil

3/4 cups water
2 Tbsp cornstarch
5 tsp sugar
2 Tbsp white vinegar

Mix water, cornstach, sugar, and vinegar in a small saucepan. Whisk and
heat to boiling to make a thin paste. Set aside to cool.

Combine egg yolks, lemon juice, celery salt, mustard, and paprika in a
tall skinny bowl. Add half of the salad oil and mix with handheld
blender to make a mayonnaise. Add the remaining oil slowly and blend
that in too. Don't worry too much if you add the oil too fast and it
separates a little. Add the warm cornstarch paste and blend until
smooth and thick. It will get even thicker in the refrigerator.

Notes: Good but doesn't quite taste right. Probably celery is the
wrong spice. Try white pepper next time.

* * *

Bob

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(TammyM) said:

On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:07:17 -0700, Cindy Hamilton

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On Aug 9, 7:35 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" <[email hidden]> wrote:

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> Do you say catsup, or ketchup?

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There are people who say catsup? Huh. I say ketchup no matter how
it's spelled. Midwestern born and bred.

I'm a native Californicator.

I'm a regular fornicator.

Ahhh, poor you.

TammyM

zxcvbob said:

zxcvbob said:

I know how to make mayonnaise, but (except for in egg salad) I like
Miracle Whip better. (It's what I grew up with) Especially the old
Miracle Whip that had soybean oil as the first ingredient instead of the
second. So what do I need to mix into homemade mayo to make homemade
Salad Dressing. Corn starch and water paste, paprika, and sugar?

Here's what I came up with. It's very close to that Recipezaar link
someone posted. (Thanks, btw)

Salad Dressing

2 egg yolks
3 Tbsp bottled lemon juice
1/2 tsp celery salt
1 tsp mustard powder
1/4 tsp paprika
1 1/2 cups vegetable oil

3/4 cups water
2 Tbsp cornstarch
5 tsp sugar
2 Tbsp white vinegar

Mix water, cornstach, sugar, and vinegar in a small saucepan. Whisk and
heat to boiling to make a thin paste. Set aside to cool.

Combine egg yolks, lemon juice, celery salt, mustard, and paprika in a
tall skinny bowl. Add half of the salad oil and mix with handheld
blender to make a mayonnaise. Add the remaining oil slowly and blend
that in too. Don't worry too much if you add the oil too fast and it
separates a little. Add the warm cornstarch paste and blend until
smooth and thick. It will get even thicker in the refrigerator.

In kindergarten they taught us not to eat paste.

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Notes: Good but doesn't quite taste right. Probably celery is the
wrong spice. Try white pepper next time.

That looks truly disgusting. It is, however, funny that they specify
"bottled lemon juice," as if using fresh just wouldn't be right.

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* * *

Bob

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TammyM said:

=?iso-8859-1?q?Bobo_Bonobo=AE?= said:

(TammyM) said:

On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:07:17 -0700, Cindy Hamilton

<[email hidden]> wrote:
>On Aug 9, 7:35 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" <[email hidden]>
>wrote:

>> Do you say catsup, or ketchup?

>There are people who say catsup? Huh. I say ketchup no matter how
>it's spelled. Midwestern born and bred.

I'm a native Californicator.

I'm a regular fornicator.

Ahhh, poor you.

There's actually a show coming (ha!) on TV (Showtime) named
"Californication". It premiers next week.

http://www.sho.com/site/californication/home.do?source=shocom_nav

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(TammyM) said:

On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:23:03 -0700, =?iso-8859-1?q?Bobo_Bonobo=AE?=

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(TammyM) said:

On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:07:17 -0700, Cindy Hamilton

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<[email hidden]> wrote:
>On Aug 9, 7:35 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" <[email hidden]> wrote:

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>> Do you say catsup, or ketchup?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>There are people who say catsup? Huh. I say ketchup no matter how
>it's spelled. Midwestern born and bred.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I'm a native Californicator.

Quoted message said:

I'm a regular fornicator.

Ahhh, poor you.

The Septembers and Octobers are really lovely here. The Aprils and
Mays are nice too.

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TammyM

--Bryan

Melba's Jammin said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Dee Dee said:

Again my story about my cousin (d. age 105) who told me that she was born in
Puerto Rico. It was years before I got onto it that it was Puerto Rico, WV.
Another I like and there are many in WV, is Berlin.

Huh. I thought that was water at 212 degrees. "The water's berlin',
Mother."

what *is* it with you and the boiling water?

your pal,
blake

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Melba's Jammin said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Dee Dee said:

Again my story about my cousin (d. age 105) who told me that she was
born in
Puerto Rico. It was years before I got onto it that it was Puerto Rico,
WV.
Another I like and there are many in WV, is Berlin.

Huh. I thought that was water at 212 degrees. "The water's berlin',
Mother."

Nope, you've got it wrong. Water a-boilin' is pronounced
'a-BAR-luhn.'

The town is BURR-luhn.

Dee Dee

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Melba's Jammin said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Dee Dee said:

Again my story about my cousin (d. age 105) who told me that she was
born in Puerto Rico. It was years before I got onto it that it was
Puerto Rico, WV. Another I like and there are many in WV, is Berlin.

Huh. I thought that was water at 212 degrees. "The water's berlin',
Mother."

what *is* it with you and the boiling water?

your pal,
blake

She don't know nuthin about birthin no babies?

--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

It'll be a sunny day in August, when the Moon will shine that night-
Elbonian Folklore

The Truthful Assh0le said:

In kindergarten they taught us not to eat paste.

Quoted message said:

Notes: Good but doesn't quite taste right. Probably celery is the
wrong spice. Try white pepper next time.

That looks truly disgusting. It is, however, funny that they specify
"bottled lemon juice," as if using fresh just wouldn't be right.

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* * *

That's my recipe, and I specified bottled lemon juice because that's
what I used. You can substitute fresh if you want and it will probably
turn out just fine. But if it doesn't, don't blame me.

Bob

The Truthful Assh0le said:

(TammyM) said:

On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:23:03 -0700, =?iso-8859-1?q?Bobo_Bonobo=AE?=

Quoted message said:

On Aug 9, 9:57 am, [email hidden] (TammyM) wrote:
> On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:07:17 -0700, Cindy Hamilton

Quoted message said:

> <[email hidden]> wrote:
> >On Aug 9, 7:35 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" <[email hidden]> wrote:

Quoted message said:

> >> Do you say catsup, or ketchup?

Quoted message said:

> >There are people who say catsup? Huh. I say ketchup no matter how
> >it's spelled. Midwestern born and bred.

Quoted message said:

> I'm a native Californicator.

Quoted message said:

I'm a regular fornicator.

Ahhh, poor you.

The Septembers and Octobers are really lovely here. The Aprils and
Mays are nice too.

Quoted message said:

Ditto here. And February here often has days that feel like late May.
It's been a very mild summer here in NorCal. Far fewer stinkin'
piggin' 100+ days than is the norm.

TammyM

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blake murphy <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Melba's Jammin said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
"Dee Dee" <[email hidden]> wrote:

> Again my story about my cousin (d. age 105) who told me that she was
> born in Puerto Rico. It was years before I got onto it that it was
> Puerto Rico, WV. Another I like and there are many in WV, is Berlin.

Huh. I thought that was water at 212 degrees. "The water's berlin',
Mother."

what *is* it with you and the boiling water?

your pal,
blake

She don't know nuthin about birthin no babies?

Quoted message said:

The house of the burning beet-Alan

Lawzy, we got to have a doctor!
Prizzy -- oops, I mean: Dee Dee

zxcvbob said:

The Truthful Assh0le said:

In kindergarten they taught us not to eat paste.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Notes: Good but doesn't quite taste right. Probably celery is the
wrong spice. Try white pepper next time.

Quoted message said:

That looks truly disgusting. It is, however, funny that they specify
"bottled lemon juice," as if using fresh just wouldn't be right.

Quoted message said:

* * *

That's my recipe, and I specified bottled lemon juice because that's
what I used. You can substitute fresh if you want and it will probably
turn out just fine. But if it doesn't, don't blame me.

So you claim credit for messing up perfectly decent mayo with your
"paste."

Quoted message said:

Bob

--Bryan

zxcvbob said:

I know how to make mayonnaise, but (except for in egg salad) I like
Miracle Whip better. (It's what I grew up with) Especially the old
Miracle Whip that had soybean oil as the first ingredient instead of the
second. So what do I need to mix into homemade mayo to make homemade
Salad Dressing. Corn starch and water paste, paprika, and sugar?

Thanks,
Bob

Homemade Miracle Whip
Recipe #417815 ratings
I found this recipe for homemade Miracle Whip in the local paper.
Miracle Whip is not available where I live, so it's nice to have a jar
of this in the fridge.
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68 servings 1/2 liter 20 min 10 min prep
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2 egg yolks
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon powdered sugar
3 tablespoons lemon juice or vinegar
1 1/2 cups oil
1 1/2 tablespoons flour or cornstarch
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1/2 cup boiling water
2 tablespoons vinegar
salt

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Using a blender or electric mixer, blend egg yolks, salt, sugar and 1
tablespoons of the lemon juice.
Slowly pour in 1 cup oil, a few drops at a time, mixing thoroughly.
Add remaining 1/2 cup oil a little faster, carefully blending in each
bit before adding the remaining 2 tablespoons lemon juice.
Mix the flour, mustard, boiling water and vinegar together until
smooth.
Pour into a small saucepan and cook until smooth and paste-like (but
not too thick).
Slowly add this hot mixture to the mayonnaise and blend well.
Pour in a container and cool in the refrigerator.

pamjd said:

zxcvbob said:

I know how to make mayonnaise, but (except for in egg salad) I like
Miracle Whip better. (It's what I grew up with) Especially the old
Miracle Whip that had soybean oil as the first ingredient instead of the
second. So what do I need to mix into homemade mayo to make homemade
Salad Dressing. Corn starch and water paste, paprika, and sugar?

Quoted message said:

Thanks,
Bob

Homemade Miracle Whip
Recipe #417815 ratings
I found this recipe for homemade Miracle Whip in the local paper.
Miracle Whip is not available where I live, so it's nice to have a jar
of this in the fridge.

I have a recipe for corny dogshit.

Feed you dog a can of corn. Check after every defecation. Eventually
there will appear corny dogshit. Goes well with Miracle Whip.

--Bryan

hahabogus said:

blake murphy <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:[email hidden]:

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Melba's Jammin said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
"Dee Dee" <[email hidden]> wrote:

> Again my story about my cousin (d. age 105) who told me that she was
> born in Puerto Rico. It was years before I got onto it that it was
> Puerto Rico, WV. Another I like and there are many in WV, is Berlin.

Huh. I thought that was water at 212 degrees. "The water's berlin',
Mother."

what *is* it with you and the boiling water?

your pal,
blake

She don't know nuthin about birthin no babies?

i thought that was primarily to give the father something to do to
keep him out of everyone's hair.

your pal,
blake

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Victor Sack) said:

Melba's Jammin said:

Novy Praha

I will let you know that this is a terrible, totally inexcusable grammar
mistake! Praha is feminine, ergo Nova Praha. Ha!

Ohfer! I've been waiting for that shoe to drop! Ha, yourself!
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http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007