Pete said:A friend of mine used to tell them he was Church of Satan. With the
requisite evil grin. They usually did not hang around.
Oh no, you just reminded me... !
I was visiting a couple of guys one Saturday afternoon, hanging out
getting ready to go to a birthday party, when a couple of JW's came to
the door, a pair of older women.
One of them answered the door and engaged the ladies in conversation.
The other grinned wickedly at me, disappeared into his bedroom and came
back with a couple of books. Walks up behind his roommate and says,
"Hey Mike, was it the book on witchcraft you were wanting or the Satanic
Bible?"
Mike didn't miss a beat and replied, "The Satanic Bible, thanks -- just
put it on the table will ya?" Then turned back to the old ladies and
said, oh-so-politely and pleasantly, "You were saying?"
At this point, I'm out of sight of the door, desperately trying to
contain my laughter, and the little old ladies are sputtering. They
fled. We laughed till we cried.
We were kids, just out of high school. So mean. Hehe.
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