Where the cyclists in America belong: back alleys, gutters andsidewalks

[Tom Keats]

In article <[email protected]>,
Gunner <[email protected]> writes:
> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:21:42 -0700, [email protected] (Tom Keats)
> wrote:
>
>>In article <[email protected]>,
>> Gunner Asch <[email protected]> writes:
>>
>>> Felcher..Im a bike rider too. Prejudices my ass. I also drive some
>>> 65,000 miles a year, a fair amount of it in urban area with bike
>>> riders. And you?
>>
>>Goof.
>>
>>My bikes /are/ my cars.
>
> Bummer. Couldnt afford a motor vehicle eh?

Actually, yes, I easily could.
But I choose not to obtain or
maintain one.

>>So you drive 65,000 miles a year in an urban area fraught
>>with bike riders such as myself, eh?
>
> Urban and rural.

And you gripe about being "bullied" by cyclists.

>>If ya wanna be proud of that, go ahead. Knock yerself out.
>
> Why shouldnt I be?

Because everybody is going somewhere.
It's not a special thing.

Milage doesn't make the man.

>>>>You use question marks too much.
>>>
>>> You seem to forget that Denial is not a river in Egypt.
>>
>>At least I know how to punctuate. <shrug> Forgive me.
>>I'm literate.
>
> Spelling/punctuation flames are the last resort of the buffoon.

That's what uneducated people like to say.
It assuages their feelings of inferiority.

If you've lost your Rig licence, perhaps SATs
will help you get it back.

I also recommend growing an heart. And maybe a spine,
if you feel so bullied by bicyclists.

--
Nothing is safe from me.
I'm really at:
tkeats curlicue vcn dot bc dot ca

 

[Gunner]

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:38:52 -0700, [email protected] (Tom Keats)
wrote:

>In article <[email protected]>,
> Gunner Asch <[email protected]> writes:
>
>>>If you shoved your hate up your ass, it might return
>>>to where it belongs. Harbour & keep it there, and
>>>strive to not let it leak out into the world.
>>
>> Hate? Hummm disgust at buffoons is hate?
>>
>> Methinks you doth protest way way too much. Afraid to look at your own
>> riding "skills", Id bet.
>
>You're the driver who complains about being
>"bullied" by cyclists.

Indeed.
>
>I'm not complaining about anything. I can
>right handily deal with the likes of you.

Sure you can. Keep your organ donor card on your person.
>
>>>I hope you don't get involved in a single-vehicle
>>>collision with a stout tree (where the tree at
>>>least survives.)
>>
>> So far, after 15 million miles and a number of driving awards, Ive not
>> hit a tree. But Ill let you know when I do.
>>
>> Be sure to carry your Organ Donor card in your personal effects
>> Someone will need it. Fortunately, they cant do brains yet..so the
>> recipient will be safe.
>
>If "they" can't do brains yet, how could there
>be recipients?

Good point. Though its evident you are a working example of what I was
intending.
>
>I see your question mark key is working all
>too well, but your apostrophe key isn't at all.
>
>Maybe I should carry a Keyboard Donor card.

That too.

Gunner

 

[Gunner]

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:22:28 -0700, [email protected] (Tom Keats)
wrote:

>In article <[email protected]>,
> Gunner <[email protected]> writes:
>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:21:42 -0700, [email protected] (Tom Keats)
>> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <[email protected]>,
>>> Gunner Asch <[email protected]> writes:
>>>
>>>> Felcher..Im a bike rider too. Prejudices my ass. I also drive some
>>>> 65,000 miles a year, a fair amount of it in urban area with bike
>>>> riders. And you?
>>>
>>>Goof.
>>>
>>>My bikes /are/ my cars.
>>
>> Bummer. Couldnt afford a motor vehicle eh?
>
>Actually, yes, I easily could.
>But I choose not to obtain or
>maintain one.

So you cant come up with the money. Shrug..thats ok. And posting from
the library is ok too. No one slights you for that.
>
>>>So you drive 65,000 miles a year in an urban area fraught
>>>with bike riders such as myself, eh?
>>
>> Urban and rural.
>
>And you gripe about being "bullied" by cyclists.

On occasion, yes.
>
>>>If ya wanna be proud of that, go ahead. Knock yerself out.
>>
>> Why shouldnt I be?
>
>Because everybody is going somewhere.
>It's not a special thing.

Yes and? Its not the trip, but the journey.
>
>Milage doesn't make the man.

It sure indicates if someone is a safe and concientious driver.
>
>>>>>You use question marks too much.
>>>>
>>>> You seem to forget that Denial is not a river in Egypt.
>>>
>>>At least I know how to punctuate. <shrug> Forgive me.
>>>I'm literate.
>>
>> Spelling/punctuation flames are the last resort of the buffoon.
>
>That's what uneducated people like to say.
>It assuages their feelings of inferiority.

The inferior engage in spelling/punctuation flames. Thats all they
have. Shrug.
I take it you have never read the Mark Twain quote on the subject?
>
>If you've lost your Rig licence, perhaps SATs
>will help you get it back.

Which rig license might that be?
>
>I also recommend growing an heart. And maybe a spine,
>if you feel so bullied by bicyclists.

So then its ok to hit bicyclists when they intentionally ignore stop
lights, swerve in and out of truck traffic and so forth? I shouldnt
feel some trepidation about turning one into a bloody smear on the
pavement?

Son..if I didnt have a heart, if I didnt care about them, many would
be dead of their own stupidity.

Be thankful for people like me. Its the reason you are still alive.

Gunner

 

[marika]

"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Please be more cryptic. You are starting to make some sense to me.
>
> Regards,
>
>

I looked it up and he is from SYRACUSE>..but he doesn;t say HAYAT or CAYAT
or anything like those upstate new yorkers.
It is just weird. the inflections. not the voice.
the way he would drag certain words out.


mk5000

Martine Love: I know you, Terry. And I know your mates. You've always been
looking for the big score. The one that makes sense of everything. I have it
for you.
Terry Leather: What?
Martine Love: A bank.
Terry Leather: A bank, as in rob? How would you know about a bank?
Martine Love: I've been seeing this guy, runs his own business - security
systems. Next month they're installing new alarms in a bank in Marylebone.
Seems like the trains have been setting off the tremble alarms in the vault,
and so they've had to turn them off. So for a week or so, they won't have
any.
Terry Leather: Now why would he tell you all this?
Martine Love: We were having a laugh about it. Imagine if half the villains
in London knew about this, he said. And I thought, I know half the villains
in London. I grew up with some of them. --The Bank Job

 

[marika]

"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Maybe Gunner Ass hails from India too for all I know.

hhahaaa@!!!11!! SMART boy

Plus I think Roanoke area is big enough for 2

>But I don't think he is a pacifist since all he wants to do is to run over
>cyclists and children with his gdf truck if they get in his way.

That is obviously correct. If you guys said well WE are breaking off from
the
show and if someone else wants to run one up there, we have no control
over OTHER PEOPLE!. Or if someone started a second one SAME THING. WE KNOW
THEM but they are not us



>I also think he is heavily into cocksucking since he keeps bringing up the
>subject at every opportunity.

MONOPOLY IS ILLEGAL IN US!!!!


>I don't think Gandhi was a ********** like Gunner Ass.

Anyway, I figgered you would figger that out on your own


mk5000

"Such projections may suggest exagerated warts from an
Amanita, especially a species with a wide volva.
Of course, there is yet another possibility: you may well have found a
species novum! "--
Daniel B. Wheeler, Truffler

 

[marika]

"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard "I
> didn't
> say a bad job I said a ****-POOR job" stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard
> stupid.
> Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
> different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.
> Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
> Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Quantum singularity
> stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid
> in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
> Your
> writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
> stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big
> bang
> ofstupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything
> else
> as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go
> on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
>


you know what's really stupid Ed? Rerun flames


Gunner and I can possibly be the exact same degree of stupid to you

I guess you could say that you have now deemed Gunner stupider than you said
I was on 11/27/07 using the exact same series of really boring words, but
since Gunner is smarter than me this can't be correct

you need new material Ed

mk5000

"I believe in music the way some people believe in fairy tales"--August
Highmore

 

[marika]

"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...


> Yes, and that must be the reason why I attract all the nuts and screwballs
> of Usenet. But I am thinking of retiring from my endeavors. If and when I
> do, Mr. Tom Sherman will be expected to carry on in my stead.
>


Which endeavors? Repeating the same prepackaged flames over and over.

I'm not sure I would refer to those as endeavors

Or are you getting ready to post one of those million dollars burned out by
usenet posts?

mk5000

"You feckless puppet"--Canterbury's Law

 

[Commandante Apeshit]

On Apr 20, 11:41 am, "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote:

> I am the foremost advocate of cyclists NOT taking the lane when there is any
> traffic at all.

Let's all be like Edward Dolan. Never ride bikes, just stay home all
day trolling Usenet.

 

[Commandante Apeshit]

On Apr 20, 9:32 pm, Gunner Arsch <[email protected]> wrote:

> And everyone who has ever drivin a motor vehicle around bike riders
> has had the bike riders bully them.

The lion could never be bullied.

The lion! The lion! The lion! Eek! Be afraid! Be afraid!

 

[marika]

"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

>
> Hey, somebody has got to do it.

Wow I am so glad to hear your accomplishment. I know you are an honest hard
working totally cool person so I always believed it was but a passing bit of
a thing.
My parents are just plain old I guess. I am visiting home this weekend. I
guess I don't really remember drinking coffee so much in the a.m. as lunch
time, when I really needed it. I guess I never really liked the coffee
taste, so I have switched to things that still taste good. Like Red Bull
(which most people don't think tastes good, but I like it). They've
marketed a lot of stuff since then so coffee is a rarity for me. Right now,
I have something called Enviga on my desk. It's a Nestea product. It turns
out I was not entirely wrong about the effects I was feeling in the
afternoon. There's a lot of studies that say that it increases blood flow
and is best taken in the afternoon. Apparently there were additive effects
realized from this for people who lifted weights, as I used to in those
days. Now, I'm just thirsty and green tea just tastes good whereas coffee
does not. my doctor has said that I shouldn't drink water without anything
in it, because it has paradoxical effects of dehydrating me if I drink too
much. I fainted once a few years ago because I had had more water that
flushed out all the salt in my system. It just happens that there are few
thirst quenching things out there that don't have some bit of caffeine in
them. I think caffeine will help me with becoming disciplined and hard
working like you



>Otherwise we would be stuck with the likes of you.
>

Me I inspired you. Wow. I can't imagine how that happened or what I said
or when but good for you. That proves what I know of you because you can't
get a endeavor like that while working unless I am disciplined and hard
working like you .

I find it very very affirming.



mk5000

Vida Boheme: Carol Ann, if we're going to be friends, there's something I
have to...
Carol Ann: Adam's Apple?
Vida Boheme: What?
Carol Ann: Adam's Apple. Women don't have Adam's Apples, only men have
Adam's Apples. The first night that you came to town I noticed that you had
yourself an Adam's Apple.
Vida Boheme: Then, then you know?
Carol Ann: I know, that I am very fortunate to have a lady friend who just
happens to have an Adam's Apple. --To Wong Foo

 

[marika]

"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Nope, compliments like the above will get you nowhere with the Great Ed
> Dolan.

O well we are on the same frikken wave length.

>Have you no shame?

They rule against you, then they have to reopen all the others

mk5000

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Oooh weee, oooh weee ooh
On your mark, set, party on 3
4, hit the floor and go for what ya know (hey!)"--SD is out, Snoop Dogg

 

[Tom Sherman]

marika [insert last name here] wrote:
> [...] my doctor has said
> that I shouldn't drink water without anything in it, because it has
> paradoxical effects of dehydrating me if I drink too much. I fainted
> once a few years ago because I had had more water that flushed out all
> the salt in my system.[...]

Hyponatremia, most likely: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyponatremia>.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful

 

[marika]

"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>

> Alas, Marika, I can never love you back. I am not only Great, but a Great
> Saint also. I have taken vows of poverty and chastity from my earliest
> youth.


I don't care if you love me back. I want my diamond fleck heart

>However, I did not take a vow of obedience and so I could not become a
>priest in the Roman Catholic Church as was my destiny. I am a Saint without
>a Church!

Do I look like i care I want my diamond fleck heart

>
> Admire me from afar if you must, but we must forever remain apart.

Thank GOD!!!1

>We are like characters from the Bible. I am chaste and pure and you are a
>sinful ****; yea, I am like Jesus of Nazareth and you are like Mary
>Magdalene. So you can see how impossible it is.

Except that I am an atheist and don;t believe in sin so hmmm. I guess we're
not like that at all/

If you really want to compare me to someone in the Bible vis a vis your role
as Jesus, think of me as God the Father, much closer to the real deal

just because you have a vow of poverty doesn't mean you have a vow of
poverty with regard to providing for others

where's my diamond fleck heart

mk5000

"I wouldn't never leave it, you know that's wrong of me
I'ma stay down, you see me on them corners G
At your local liquor store, gettin some optimums"--Snoop dogg, crazy