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  1. No Frenchman could win the Tour de France seven times in a row. Only an
    American can do that.

    No fat person could even compete in the Tour de France.

    French people suck.

    Fat people suck even worse.

    Fat French people suck donkey dong.

  2. "JCM" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    No Frenchman could win the Tour de France seven times in a row. Only an
    American can do that.

    No fat person could even compete in the Tour de France.

    French people suck.

    Fat people suck even worse.

    Fat French people suck donkey dong.

    kill-files are a wonderful thing...

    *plonk*

  3. (JCM) said:

    No Frenchman could win the Tour de France seven times in a row. Only an
    American can do that.

    Yup, Americans are very accomplished.

    <fx: muffled snigger...>

    Quoted message said:


    No fat person could even compete in the Tour de France.

    French people suck.

    Fat people suck even worse.

    Fat French people suck donkey dong.


    Zzzzzzzzz.........

    Best wishes,
    --
    ,,
    (**)PeeWiglet~~
    / \ / \ pee AT [guessthisbit].co.uk

  4. -1 out of 10

    "JCM" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    No Frenchman could win the Tour de France seven times in a row. Only an
    American can do that.

    No fat person could even compete in the Tour de France.

    French people suck.

    Fat people suck even worse.

    Fat French people suck donkey dong.

  5. tsarkon said:

    -1 out of 10

    "JCM" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    No Frenchman could win the Tour de France seven times in a row. Only an
    American can do that.

    No fat person could even compete in the Tour de France.

    French people suck.

    Fat people suck even worse.

    Fat French people suck donkey dong.


    and to think it was so quiet around here for the last three weeks....
    reletively speaking of course... Nothing worse than a bored Sunday reply
    to a late Troll. A multi crossposted troll no less. Some parents need
    to lock down thier offspring.

  6. in message <[email hidden]>, Peewiglet

    (') said:
    (JCM) said:

    No Frenchman could win the Tour de France seven times in a row. Only
    an American can do that.

    Yup, Americans are very accomplished.

    <fx: muffled snigger...>

    Somebody on the radio just said that Armstrong embodied everything about
    what it is to be an American. I really could /not/ have put it better
    myself.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    ...but have you *seen* the size of the world wide spider?

  7. Simon Brooke said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Peewiglet

    (') said:
    (JCM) said:

    No Frenchman could win the Tour de France seven times in a row. Only
    an American can do that.

    Yup, Americans are very accomplished.

    <fx: muffled snigger...>

    Somebody on the radio just said that Armstrong embodied everything about
    what it is to be an American. I really could /not/ have put it better
    myself.

    That's a little unfair, as he hasn't actually taken France or indeed any
    other country at the point of the laser-guided bomb, unlike some of his
    Texan compatriots. Hopefully the competition for the maillot janue in next
    year's Tour will be a bit more interesting to watch, even if Discovery win
    it again.

    Regards,

    -david

  8. "JCM" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    No Frenchman could win the Tour de France seven times in a row. Only an
    American can do that.

    No fat person could even compete in the Tour de France.

    French people suck.

    Fat people suck even worse.

    Fat French people suck donkey dong.

    When you go to France you'll note that if a waiter comes up to an overweight
    person he automatically addresses him in English. This is because fat people
    are usually 1) Americans 2) Brits or 3) Germans.

    When I saw a French perons considered to be "fat" in France, it was always
    someone whom Americans would consider slightly overweight.

  9. JCM said:

    No Frenchman could win the Tour de France seven times in a row. Only an
    American can do that.

    No fat person could even compete in the Tour de France.

    French people suck.

    Fat people suck even worse.

    Fat French people suck donkey dong.


    Jan is fat and *German* ;-)

  10. Zog The Undeniable said:
    JCM said:

    No Frenchman could win the Tour de France seven times in a row. Only an
    American can do that.

    No fat person could even compete in the Tour de France.

    French people suck.

    Fat people suck even worse.

    Fat French people suck donkey dong.


    Jan is fat and *German* ;-)

    That is why Lance was using English on the podium instead of French ;-)

    ...d

  11. I submit that on or about Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:59:53 GMT, the person
    known to the court as "Tom Kunich" <[email hidden]> made a
    statement (<[email hidden]> in
    Your Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

    Quoted message said:

    When you go to France you'll note that if a waiter comes up to an overweight
    person he automatically addresses him in English. This is because fat people
    are usually 1) Americans 2) Brits or 3) Germans.

    http://www.oecd.org/document/16/0,2340,en_2649_34631_2085200_1_1_1_1,00.html

    Guy
    --
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    "To every complex problem there is a solution which is
    simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

  12. I submit that on or about Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:59:53 GMT, the person
    known to the court as "Tom Kunich" <[email hidden]> made a
    statement (<[email hidden]> in
    Your Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

    Quoted message said:

    When you go to France you'll note that if a waiter comes up to an overweight
    person he automatically addresses him in English. This is because fat people
    are usually 1) Americans 2) Brits or 3) Germans.

    http://www.oecd.org/document/16/0,2340,en_2649_34631_2085200_1_1_1_1,00.html

    Guy
    --
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    "To every complex problem there is a solution which is
    simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

  13. Just zis Guy said:

    I submit that on or about Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:59:53 GMT, the person
    known to the court as "Tom Kunich" <[email hidden]> made a
    statement (<[email hidden]> in
    Your Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

    Quoted message said:

    When you go to France you'll note that if a waiter comes up to an overweight
    person he automatically addresses him in English. This is because fat people
    are usually 1) Americans 2) Brits or 3) Germans....and need to be blubberslapped!

  14. Just zis Guy said:

    I submit that on or about Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:59:53 GMT, the person
    known to the court as "Tom Kunich" <[email hidden]> made a
    statement (<[email hidden]> in
    Your Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

    Quoted message said:

    When you go to France you'll note that if a waiter comes up to an overweight
    person he automatically addresses him in English. This is because fat people
    are usually 1) Americans 2) Brits or 3) Germans....and need to be blubberslapped!

  15. this horrible american habit to use "viva la" even with masculine words
    when they try to sound
    Spanish is just ridiculous :
    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22viva+la%22&btnG=Google+Search

    but now you're doing it in French, that's great, you're a pionneer !

    viva la USA !!

    JCM said:

    No Frenchman could win the Tour de France seven times in a row. Only an
    American can do that.

    No fat person could even compete in the Tour de France.

    French people suck.

    Fat people suck even worse.

    Fat French people suck donkey dong.

  16. this horrible american habit to use "viva la" even with masculine words
    when they try to sound
    Spanish is just ridiculous :
    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22viva+la%22&btnG=Google+Search

    but now you're doing it in French, that's great, you're a pionneer !

    viva la USA !!

    JCM said:

    No Frenchman could win the Tour de France seven times in a row. Only an
    American can do that.

    No fat person could even compete in the Tour de France.

    French people suck.

    Fat people suck even worse.

    Fat French people suck donkey dong.

  17. I submit that on or about 25 Jul 2005 06:06:03 -0700, the person known
    to the court as "The Daily Rant" <[email hidden]> made
    a statement (<[email hidden]>
    in Your Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

    Quoted message said:
    Just zis Guy said:

    I submit that on or about Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:59:53 GMT, the person
    known to the court as "Tom Kunich" <[email hidden]> made a
    statement (<[email hidden]> in
    Your Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

    Quoted message said:

    When you go to France you'll note that if a waiter comes up to an overweight
    person he automatically addresses him in English. This is because fat people
    are usually 1) Americans 2) Brits or 3) Germans....and need to be blubberslapped!

    Er, I don't think I wrote any of that. And the bit that Tom wrote has
    been edited.

    Guy
    --
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    "To every complex problem there is a solution which is
    simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

  18. I submit that on or about 25 Jul 2005 06:06:03 -0700, the person known
    to the court as "The Daily Rant" <[email hidden]> made
    a statement (<[email hidden]>
    in Your Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

    Quoted message said:
    Just zis Guy said:

    I submit that on or about Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:59:53 GMT, the person
    known to the court as "Tom Kunich" <[email hidden]> made a
    statement (<[email hidden]> in
    Your Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

    Quoted message said:

    When you go to France you'll note that if a waiter comes up to an overweight
    person he automatically addresses him in English. This is because fat people
    are usually 1) Americans 2) Brits or 3) Germans....and need to be blubberslapped!

    Er, I don't think I wrote any of that. And the bit that Tom wrote has
    been edited.

    Guy
    --
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    "To every complex problem there is a solution which is
    simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

  19. On 07/25/2005 15:48:48 'The Daily Rant said:

    Repost>> I am angry ................

    Another one for the killfile.

    --

    Buck

    I would rather be out on my Catrike

    http://www.catrike.co.uk

  20. On 07/25/2005 15:48:48 'The Daily Rant said:

    Repost>> I am angry ................

    Another one for the killfile.

    --

    Buck

    I would rather be out on my Catrike

    http://www.catrike.co.uk

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