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  1. Bill C said:
    Mark & Steven Bornfeld said:

    http://tinyurl.com/2l8dro

    Steve

    --
    Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDShttp://www.dentaltwins.com
    Brooklyn, NY
    718-258-5001- Hide quoted text -

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    Thanks Steve
    That last one absolutely describes my son at that point. He could've
    been used as the example,of who's likely to be afflicted, for the
    study. We were never able to correllate things well enough to know
    when not to race. Seems to run in the family as our daughter has it to
    a lesser degree, and raced and swam competitively until getting way
    too wrapped up in school to keep it up on a regular basis. Something
    about theater types having things to do afternoons and nights, along
    with homework. ;-)
    Bill C

    I already told you - your son doesn't have asthma. Neither does your
    daughter. They only think they do because they were taught about asthma
    from you. That's where they get it from - it's a learned behavior.

    And that's why 60% of the pro men have 'asthma' and 0% of the women pro
    cyclists have it.

    This mystery is solved.

    Case Closed.

    Magilla

  2. Mark & Steven Bornfeld said:
    MagillaGorilla said:
    Mark & Steven Bornfeld said:

    MagillaGorilla wrote:

    >
    >
    > Yeah, I have difficulty breathing when I go out for a ride and hit
    > it hard when I'm out of shape. I don't attribute that lung burn to
    > a medical condition.
    >
    > If you were to take away the inhalers of all the people diagnosed
    > with asthma, do you think they would actually keel over and die of
    > suffocation? I've never heard of it once in my life. It's never
    > happened in any bike race or in any marathon. So that should tell
    > you how 'real' the condition of asthma is.
    >
    > If asthma were that serious a condition and as prevalent as you make
    > it seem, surely we would have seen some deaths because of it by
    > now. But in fact, we see no deaths in any sport. Not even one. Not
    > in high school, college, or at the pro level. Not in any sport.
    > Can you cite me any deaths of asthma in a sporting event where the
    > coroner actually said the cause of death was suffocation by asthma?
    >
    > The condition all you people have is called 'out of shape.' Or, if
    > you're not out of shape, then you've simply reached your physical
    > limit and that's what causes your 'difficulty in breathing' which
    > you wrongly call 'inability to breathe.' I know you're wrong
    > because if you couldn't breathe, you would die. And since your son
    > isn't dead, there was NEVER an occasion when he couldn't breathe
    > (and if so, it sure as hell wasn't for much longer than 30 seconds,
    > which is what happens to everyone when they push it too hard).
    >
    > It's obvious you 'asthmatics' are confusing normal pulmonary
    > reaction to high-level exercise with a medical condition.
    >
    > You tell your son I cured him. And after you do that take his
    > inhaler and throw it in the trash.
    >
    >
    > Dr. Magilla
    > Asthma Specialist

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1788358

    http://www.theasthmamom.com/2008/03/11/asthma-and-the-2008-olympics/

    http://tinyurl.com/2l8dro

    Steve

    Asthma is a mentality.

    http://www.cureresearch.com/news/asthma_overdiagnosed_in_australia.htm

    http://bestmorph.com/cgi-bin/show/page/18721-Asthma_Overdiagnosed_in_Those_Overweight

    "Being overweight increases the odds you'll be misdiagnosed as having
    asthma when other problems are actually to blame for shortness of
    breath or wheezing."

    Thanks,

    Magilla

    I have no doubt that asthma is sometimes misdiagnosed.

    Steve

    In your above sentence, change the word "sometimes" to "always" and
    you'll be ready to go.

    Magilla

  3. In article <[email hidden]>,

    RicodJour said:

    On Mar 31, 8:09 pm, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    All you people are members of the Manson Family.

    I don't even like the music. http://tinyurl.com/37768

    http://tinyurl.com/3avebq

    As done by the Beach Boys and (later) Redd Kross.

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Whatever happened to
    Leon Trotsky?
    He got an icepick
    That made his ears burn.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  4. MagillaGorilla said:
    Bill C said:
    MagillaGorilla said:

    Bill C wrote:

    I hope to hell it never happens to you. I

    Quoted message said:

    developed it in my mid 30s and it's more like an allergic reaction.
    I'll be totally fine, and suddenly can't even walk across a room. It's
    not due to lack of fitness, trust me. With my current fat ass I know
    what that feels like. Luckily I've only had one attack in the last 4
    or 5 years, and know exactly what caused it. As Kyle pointed out the
    reality is that it's out there, is observable in testing, and
    immediately treatable.
    If you'd said the numbers of folks claiming to have it, especially in
    the pro peloton is WAY too high then I'd agree with you.
    Bill C

    Yeah, I have difficulty breathing when I go out for a ride and hit it
    hard when I'm out of shape. I don't attribute that lung burn to a
    medical condition.

    If you were to take away the inhalers of all the people diagnosed with
    asthma, do you think they would actually keel over and die of
    suffocation? I've never heard of it once in my life. It's never
    happened in any bike race or in any marathon. So that should tell you
    how 'real' the condition of asthma is.

    If asthma were that serious a condition and as prevalent as you make it
    seem, surely we would have seen some deaths because of it by now. But
    in fact, we see no deaths in any sport. Not even one. Not in high
    school, college, or at the pro level. Not in any sport. Can you cite
    me any deaths of asthma in a sporting event where the coroner actually
    said the cause of death was suffocation by asthma?

    My compliments.

    You should have a radio show.

  5. <Hobbes@spnb&s.com> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:00:12 -0400, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Bill C said:

    On Apr 1, 10:35 am, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]> wrote:

    >Bill C wrote:

    I hope to hell it never happens to you. I

    Quoted message said:

    developed it in my mid 30s and it's more like an allergic reaction.
    I'll be totally fine, and suddenly can't even walk across a room.
    It's
    not due to lack of fitness, trust me. With my current fat ass I know
    what that feels like. Luckily I've only had one attack in the last 4
    or 5 years, and know exactly what caused it. As Kyle pointed out the
    reality is that it's out there, is observable in testing, and
    immediately treatable.
    If you'd said the numbers of folks claiming to have it, especially
    in
    the pro peloton is WAY too high then I'd agree with you.
    Bill C

    Yeah, I have difficulty breathing when I go out for a ride and hit it
    hard when I'm out of shape. I don't attribute that lung burn to a
    medical condition.

    If you were to take away the inhalers of all the people diagnosed with
    asthma, do you think they would actually keel over and die of
    suffocation? I've never heard of it once in my life. It's never
    happened in any bike race or in any marathon. So that should tell you
    how 'real' the condition of asthma is.

    If asthma were that serious a condition and as prevalent as you make
    it
    seem, surely we would have seen some deaths because of it by now. But
    in fact, we see no deaths in any sport. Not even one. Not in high
    school, college, or at the pro level. Not in any sport. Can you cite
    me any deaths of asthma in a sporting event where the coroner actually
    said the cause of death was suffocation by asthma?

    My compliments.

    You should have a radio show.

    I was thinking the scientology folk might like to have him as their
    poster chimp.

    Phil H

  6. MagillaGorilla said:


    And that's why 60% of the pro men have 'asthma' and 0% of the women pro
    cyclists have it.

    This mystery is solved.

    Case Closed.

    Magilla- Hide quoted text -

    - Show quoted text -

    Where's your citation that none of the women have asthma?
    Bill C

  7. Hey Gilly,

    Why does WADA grant TUEs for asthma inhalers?

    Carl
    This party's just gettin' started.

  8. MagillaGorilla said:


    You don't see a

    Quoted message said:

    difference between normal stressed breathing, and suddenly being
    unable to breathe at all?

    Yeah, it's called a normal response to exercise and it happens to
    everyone.

    Constriction of the airways is not a normal response to exercise.

    Quoted message said:


    Also, when you say, "normal stressed breathing" and "suddenly being
    unable to breathe at all"....that's [censored]. You son would be dead if
    he couldn't breathe at all, so we know that part isn't true.


    It all depends on how long the attack lasts. Asthma can be a terminal
    condition if it doesn't resolve itself or get treated with compounds
    which relax the bronchial smooth muscle (but do absolutely nothing to
    normal people with already relaxed smooth muscle).

    Quoted message said:

    Not sure what else I need to disprove.


    You're not disproving anything. Rather, you're proving you're Kunich's
    little brother.

  9. MagillaGorilla said:


    If you were to take away the inhalers of all the people diagnosed with
    asthma, do you think they would actually keel over and die of
    suffocation? I've never heard of it once in my life. It's never
    happened in any bike race or in any marathon. So that should tell you
    how 'real' the condition of asthma is.

    If asthma were that serious a condition and as prevalent as you make it
    seem, surely we would have seen some deaths because of it by now.

    http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/a/asthma/deaths.htm

    Quoted message said:

    But
    in fact, we see no deaths in any sport. Not even one. Not in high
    school, college, or at the pro level. Not in any sport. Can you cite
    me any deaths of asthma in a sporting event where the coroner actually
    said the cause of death was suffocation by asthma?


    http://www.aaaai.org/media/news_releases/2004/02/020904a.stm

    Quoted message said:

    It's obvious you 'asthmatics' are confusing normal pulmonary reaction to
    high-level exercise with a medical condition.


    It has become obvious to me that you have developed a medical condition
    of your own. My differential diagnosis is "Jumping the Shark".

  10. In article <[email hidden]>, Kyle Legate <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    MagillaGorilla wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Not sure what else I need to disprove.


    You're not disproving anything. Rather, you're proving you're Kunich's
    little brother.

    Hey, no hitting below the belt!

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Whatever happened to
    Leon Trotsky?
    He got an icepick
    That made his ears burn.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  11. Phil Holman said:

    I was thinking the scientology folk might like to have him as their poster
    chimp.

    But then the intelligent designers and cargo cultists would be jealous.

  12. Kyle Legate said:
    MagillaGorilla said:


    If you were to take away the inhalers of all the people diagnosed with
    asthma, do you think they would actually keel over and die of
    suffocation? I've never heard of it once in my life. It's never
    happened in any bike race or in any marathon. So that should tell you
    how 'real' the condition of asthma is.

    If asthma were that serious a condition and as prevalent as you make
    it seem, surely we would have seen some deaths because of it by now.

    http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/a/asthma/deaths.htm

    Quoted message said:

    But in fact, we see no deaths in any sport. Not even one. Not in high
    school, college, or at the pro level. Not in any sport. Can you cite
    me any deaths of asthma in a sporting event where the coroner actually
    said the cause of death was suffocation by asthma?


    http://www.aaaai.org/media/news_releases/2004/02/020904a.stm

    Quoted message said:

    It's obvious you 'asthmatics' are confusing normal pulmonary reaction
    to high-level exercise with a medical condition.


    It has become obvious to me that you have developed a medical condition
    of your own. My differential diagnosis is "Jumping the Shark".

    You posit liability attorneys and workers in the respiratory field as
    valid, impartial sources of information about respiratory disease?
    Don't [censored] on that gravy train!

    Steve Bornfeld, DDS
    Inventor of dental caries

    --
    Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
    http://www.dentaltwins.com
    Brooklyn, NY
    718-258-5001

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