In the vein of Reddit’s “Am I the asshole” here’s tonights rant.
Was out with my daughter getting a pizza. We’re sat at a window seat and notice some asshat in a Dodge RAM3500 dually truck parking next to my car, backing in and out and getting repeatedly closer each time to the point that getting in via the drivers door would be impossible. They both get out the drivers door of the truck (the passenger was an average normal weight guy that performed contortions to get over the center console of the truck). They both looked at my car and the gap that wasn’t there and laughed and came in for a pizza.
Now, the driver, Bubba (I’ll call him that because he’s the size of a whale and far in excess of 250Kg) waddled in and the first two thoughts in my head were “I can easily slide in from the passenger side” and “there’s no way that Bubba the Hut is sliding across that center console in his truck.” Some of the folks in the pizzeria were looking at what was going on. I went out, slid into the drivers seat from the passenger side and parked on the opposite side of the truck to block the drivers door, leaving just a few cm, and came in to a horrified looking Bubba and a bunch of people laughing at what just happened.
My daughter thinks I’m an asshole (Ok, I know I am in general) but I think giving Bubba a cause to either think about a life at a salad bar or reevaluate his attitudes towards parking his huge truck was worth it. Maybe he needs a truck that big to carry his weekly supply of Depends (adult nappies/diapers) home.
Am I the asshole?