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keep the dog in YOUR yard, collect the items in question, and fling 'em
over the fence. This, of course, assumes that your aim is better than
your dogs....

I read somewhere that you can put the output in a brown paper bag, light
it on fire, and put in on their doorstep. I'm not sure if this works. I
find a cream pie a little more effective 😉

I'm not sure exactly what you mean by "effective." Would a balloon full of
hydrochloric acid be even MORE effective in your sense of the word?

Bob

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~patches~ said:

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keep the dog in YOUR yard, collect the items in question, and fling 'em
over the fence. This, of course, assumes that your aim is better than
your dogs....

I read somewhere that you can put the output in a brown paper bag, light
it on fire, and put in on their doorstep. I'm not sure if this works. I
find a cream pie a little more effective 😉

I'm not sure exactly what you mean by "effective." Would a balloon full of
hydrochloric acid be even MORE effective in your sense of the word?

Bob

Well, I would think the dog output would be cheaper and rather a tad
funnier as the intended neighbour tried to stomp out the fire, if my
humour were so inclined. OTOH, if my neighbour happened to be of the
shecky variety, I'd likely splurge for the HA. I wouldn't waste my
money on a balloon or my time waiting for a reaction 😉 Personally, I
think the avil method would be more effective for the sheckboy.

Bob Myers said:

Wow, mebbe them guys in the white coats what I mentioned
are closer than we think...:-)

Can you hear the sirens and see the flashing red lights in front of
your house yet?

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The restaurant in New Haven is quite nice, but the one in Woodbridge, VA
is pretty cramped and not too interesting.

Is the New Haven restaurant an Ikea restaurant?
Cheers
Pandora

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Dee Dee

Yes, Ikea's in New Haven has a big modern restaurant in its store. For
some reason I like the style. It is spacious, airy, high ceilings and
children have a small play space if they choose.

Oh! yes, like the italian one!

Their families sit close to that

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space so you don't have the kids running back and forth between tables.

Very very important 🙂

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You see local families and some tourists, too, because the did offer a
$.99 cent breakfast of scrambled eggs, 2 strips of bacon and fried
potatoes; and if you got there before 10 am, the coffee was free. If you
got there after 10 am, the coffee was $.75, and good.

It's very cheap!

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I found a wooden lazy susan that I keep on my table for $7.

What is a lazy Susan?

I had searched

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for one for years. I also bought a bed skirt (blue stripe/French style)
for $10 -- whatta buy! I love their specials!

And you are such a lovely girl!!!! With that french skirt you will have all
the man at your feet 😄
Cheers
Pandora

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LOL! Have you read the whole thread from last night? Every time I
posted something, Heather changed the quote to something else. I
think she's on crack, but I can't prove it. Yet.

Read the whole thread? Now, why in the hell would
I want to go and do something like THAT? Might mess
up my whole stream-of-consciousness, er sumthin'....

Bob M.

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Bad idea; there's no guarantee that the dog will place
his or her....errr...."output" where it will be the most
appreciated. It's a bit more work, but I think you'd really
find it worth your time to keep the dog in YOUR yard,
collect the items in question, and fling 'em over the fence.
This, of course, assumes that your aim is better than
your dogs....

It's a JOKE!

Gee, no...errr....I mean, you think that the above
WASN'T?

Wow, mebbe them guys in the white coats what I mentioned
are closer than we think...:-)

Bob M.

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I read somewhere that you can put the output in a brown paper bag, light
it on fire, and put in on their doorstep. I'm not sure if this works.
I find a cream pie a little more effective 😉

Should you choose this route, I would suggest a slight
modification in procedure - place on doorstep, and THEN
light. Otherwise, you run the risk of the paper bag in question
going up faster than anticipated, causing you to drop it
prematurely (and likely ruining the aforementioned "aim"
thing), and probably also causing you to yell out a single
word which would, ironically enough, be precisely correct
in terms of alerting the neighbors to what you were doing.

Bob M.

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I found a wooden lazy susan that I keep on my table for $7.

What is a lazy Susan?

http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=18&langId=-26&catalogId=10101&productId=40180
It turns, but the base stays still/steady.
I see that it is more money than last summer.

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I had searched

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for one for years. I also bought a bed skirt (blue stripe/French style)
for $10 -- whatta buy! I love their specials!

And you are such a lovely girl!!!! With that french skirt you will have
all the man at your feet 😄

You are soooo funny. I believe you made another double entendre.

Quick definitions (double-entendre)

a.. (n.) A word or expression admitting of a double interpretation, one of
which is often obscure or indelicate.

(This definition is from the 1913 Webster's Dictionary and may be outdated.)

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Bob Myers said:

Wow, mebbe them guys in the white coats what I mentioned
are closer than we think...:-)

Can you hear the sirens and see the flashing red lights in front of
your house yet?

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Dams,

I don't think he can see the lights out front as I'm sure that he's too
busy, in the back yard, viewing the special "puppy presents" that you just
threw over his fence.... LOL I mean, hey, you had to test his theory,
right? I can't imagine that he'd be upset either - you just sent over free
fertilizer. He can either use it for gardening/lawn care or for making
bombs... <snort> Sorry. It's Friday. Weird day... taking a 3-day weekend
since Tuesday is my 'birfday'. Woo-hoo. 37 - AGAIN.

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Bob Myers said:

Wow, mebbe them guys in the white coats what I mentioned
are closer than we think...:-)

Can you hear the sirens and see the flashing red lights in front of
your house yet?

Dams,

I don't think he can see the lights out front as I'm sure that he's too
busy, in the back yard, viewing the special "puppy presents" that you just
threw over his fence.... LOL I mean, hey, you had to test his theory,
right? I can't imagine that he'd be upset either - you just sent over free
fertilizer. He can either use it for gardening/lawn care or for making
bombs... <snort> Sorry. It's Friday. Weird day... taking a 3-day weekend
since Tuesday is my 'birfday'. Woo-hoo. 37 - AGAIN.

That was HEATHER'S dog [censored]! Sheesh, get it right!

Happy birthday, in case I miss it (and I probably will).

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Everybody needs a little heather in their lives, she is by far the most
charming lass in the land!

Carol

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I found a wooden lazy susan that I keep on my table for $7.

What is a lazy Susan?

http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=18&langId=-26&catalogId=10101&productId=40180
It turns, but the base stays still/steady.
I see that it is more money than last summer.

Thank you for the link but I don't see the pic 🙁
so I still don't know what it is 🙁

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I had searched

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for one for years. I also bought a bed skirt (blue stripe/French style)
for $10 -- whatta buy! I love their specials!

And you are such a lovely girl!!!! With that french skirt you will have
all the man at your feet 😄

You are soooo funny. I believe you made another double entendre.

ROTFL, noooo!!!

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Quick definitions (double-entendre)

a.. (n.) A word or expression admitting of a double interpretation, one of
which is often obscure or indelicate.

Yes I have understood, it is similar in Italian. We say : "Doppio senso"!.
But nooo! My words were not "a doppio senso".

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(This definition is from the 1913 Webster's Dictionary and may be
outdated.)

Thank you for the English lessons 🙂)) I love them!!!!
Cheers
Pandora

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Damsel in dis Dress said:

Everybody needs a little heather in their lives, she is by far the most
charming lass in the land!

aaaah blush

Weird broad.

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What is a lazy Susan?

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I bet you have them all over Europe (and Italy). Here are all different
kinds
http://images.google.com/images?q=lazy+susan&hl=en
Mine is similar to the third one on the page.
I also have one like the second one built into my corner kitchen cabinet,
which is a common.
Dee Dee

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I found a wooden lazy susan that I keep on my table for $7.

What is a lazy Susan?

http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=18&langId=-26&catalogId=10101&productId=40180
It turns, but the base stays still/steady.
I see that it is more money than last summer.

This one seems to be from Australia and the value of the dollar is not
the same.
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48 percent indignation, and 50 percent envy."
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> I found a wooden lazy susan that I keep on my table for $7.

What is a lazy Susan?

http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=18&langId=-26&catalogId=10101&productId=40180
It turns, but the base stays still/steady.
I see that it is more money than last summer.

This one seems to be from Australia and the value of the dollar is not
the same.
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Very astute. Thanks, Susan.
Dee Dee

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> What is a lazy Susan?

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I bet you have them all over Europe (and Italy). Here are all different
kinds
http://images.google.com/images?q=lazy+susan&hl=en
Mine is similar to the third one on the page.
I also have one like the second one built into my corner kitchen cabinet,
which is a common.
Dee Dee

I understood Dee, it's a turning dish for entrée. I have one like yours!
Cheers
pandora

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I bet you have them all over Europe (and Italy). Here are all different
kinds
http://images.google.com/images?q=lazy+susan&hl=en
Mine is similar to the third one on the page.
I also have one like the second one built into my corner kitchen cabinet,
which is a common.
Dee Dee

I understood Dee, it's a turning dish for entrée. I have one like yours!
Cheers
pandora

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I keep these on my Lazy Susan:
Olive Oil and vinegar (Italian)
Salt & Pepper
Cinnamon
4 different jars of Italian Honey.

Dee Dee

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Wow, mebbe them guys in the white coats what I mentioned
are closer than we think...:-)

Can you hear the sirens and see the flashing red lights in front of
your house yet?

Yeah, all the time, but I just pretend I'm not home, and
eventually they go away.

Seem to be nice folks otherwise, though...

ROFLMAO!! We have a winnah!

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That was HEATHER'S dog [censored]! Sheesh, get it right!

Well, unless Heather has successfully completed species-reassignment
surgery, we would HOPE it was Heather's DOG'S [censored].

Touche!

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On the other hand, I suppose there's no real need for Heather to
actually own a dog to be in possession of dog [censored]. You can
find just about anything on eBay these days...

You're not taking your meds, are you, Bob? LOL!

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