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On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 23:40:07 GMT, The Bubbo <[email hidden]>

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Melba's Jammin said:

GIRLS! Stop talking trach and start acting like the ladies <cough> you
are. Or else go to your rooms and stay there until I tell you you may
come out.
Love,
Mom

Do we get to go to the same room? together?

MOMMY! Help me!

Carol
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Damsel in dis Dress said:

meh meh meh meh meh meh meh

Carol

I think there's something wrong!!!! You sound like Beaker on my newsreader.
How curious.

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sarah bennett said:

duh! we're changing it to rec.food.[censored]! maybe we can compromise and
make it rec.food.trollops 🙂

I don't know, [censored]...trollop....
let's go with rec.food.roundheel

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On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:21:20 GMT, The Bubbo <[email hidden]>

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Damsel in dis Dress said:

meh meh meh meh meh meh meh

I think there's something wrong!!!! You sound like Beaker on my newsreader.
How curious.

I love Beaker! But I'm nervous about the way you're looking at me.

Carol
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Damsel in dis Dress said:

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:21:20 GMT, The Bubbo <[email hidden]>

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Damsel in dis Dress said:

meh meh meh meh meh meh meh

I think there's something wrong!!!! You sound like Beaker on my newsreader.
How curious.

I love you, Heather! But I'm nervous about sending you so much candy.

Carol

Don't be scared, I love candy and would bever hurt a person who gave me candy.

especially strangers....

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On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:32:08 GMT, The Bubbo <[email hidden]>

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Damsel in dis Dress said:

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:21:20 GMT, The Bubbo <[email hidden]>

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Damsel in dis Dress wrote:

> meh meh meh meh meh meh meh

I think there's something wrong!!!! You sound like Beaker on my newsreader.
How curious.

I love you, Heather! But I'm nervous about sending you so much candy.

Carol

Don't be scared, I love candy and would bever hurt a person who gave me candy.

especially strangers....

Oh, baby, baby!

Carol
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Damsel in dis Dress said:

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Don't be scared, I love candy and would bever hurt a person who gave me

candy.

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especially strangers....

Oh, also, I forgot to tell you I love ham sandwiches!

Carol

um...okay. Good for you, I guess.

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On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:38:29 GMT, The Bubbo <[email hidden]>

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Damsel in dis Dress said:

Oh, also, I forgot to tell you I love ham sandwiches!

um...okay. Good for you, I guess.

And I have no intention of sharing them with you, so there!

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Damsel in dis Dress said:

I love to scream "yer all apeshit" at the neighbors!

Carol

what?

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On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:57:37 GMT, The Bubbo <[email hidden]>

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Damsel in dis Dress said:

I love to scream "yer all apeshit" at the neighbors!

what?

Well, they ARE! Can't you read?

Carol
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Damsel in dis Dress said:

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:57:37 GMT, The Bubbo <[email hidden]>

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Damsel in dis Dress said:

I love to scream "yer all apeshit" at the neighbors!

what?

Well, they ARE! Can't you read?

Carol

see, I don't yell at my neighbors, it's rude.
I let my dogs [censored] in their yard at night.

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Melba's Jammin said:

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Damsel in dis Dress said:

On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 03:28:59 GMT, The Bubbo <[email hidden]>
wrote:

> you'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to offend the
> roflpimp, [censored]! and by early, i'm thinking 5:30 or 6ish...you
> know, if you really wanted to offend me.

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I'll be damned if I'm gonna get up early just to offend the likes of
you. I can offend people in this group at all hours of the day and
night. And I can prove it! [censored].

Carol

GIRLS! Stop talking trach and start acting like the ladies <cough> you
are. Or else go to your rooms and stay there until I tell you you may
come out.
Love,
Mom

Do we get to go to the same room? together?

Sure as long as there's no computer in there and your hands and feet are
bound and your mouths are covered with duct tape. "-)
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Damsel in dis Dress said:

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:57:37 GMT, The Bubbo <[email hidden]>

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Damsel in dis Dress wrote:

>I love to scream "yer all apeshit" at the neighbors!

what?

Well, they ARE! Can't you read?

Carol

see, I don't yell at my neighbors, it's rude.
I let my dogs [censored] in their yard at night.

If you wanted to be truly mean, you could teach them how to [censored] under
their porch 🙂

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MoM wrote:

> I don't know if you have Ikea in the States, but it's a Swedish
> furniture and household store and it has a restaurant.

Oh, we do indeed have Ikea in the States. My girlfriend is an Ikea
addict. Currently, I have to drive 100 miles to the nearest Ikea, so
I've been able to forestall regular Ikea expeditions, but there's an
Ikea under construction in Sacramento. When that finishes, I'll probably
be there every week.

Ikea's pretty far-flung: When I lived in Kuwait, our apartment furniture
and other appointments were mostly from Ikea.

Bob

We also have IKEA . I went just yesterday there and I've bought a powder
to make the seasoning (a cream) for meatballs. It is very very good! They
eat these meatballs also with a few sugared lingonberry jam. Very good.
Cheers
Pandora

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Pandora, I buy the small jars of the lingonberry jam (Felix brand, I
think). Last time I went (in New Haven, CT) I bought the big bucket of
lingonberry jam and found it isn't as sweet as the Felix brand, and still
very good. I just heaved the last of it this week, it lasted a little too
long for two of us, and took up too much space in the refrigerator.

The one I bought in Ikea was "Hapi" brand (a swedish brand).
And it isn't sweet. Here in Italy we don't use jam like a sauce to
accompaign meat dish. I have never eaten this kind of things before, but
when I tasted I liked them!
BTW, here in Piedmont they use to eat "Toma" (a piedmontese cheese) with
honey or fruit mustard.

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When we eat there, DH eats the meatball plate, and I eat the salmon plate.

Just like the things they serve in Ikea restaurant!

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The restaurant in New Haven is quite nice, but the one in Woodbridge, VA
is pretty cramped and not too interesting.

Is the New Haven restaurant an Ikea restaurant?
Cheers
Pandora

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> MoM wrote:
>
>> I don't know if you have Ikea in the States, but it's a Swedish
>> furniture and household store and it has a restaurant.
>
> Oh, we do indeed have Ikea in the States. My girlfriend is an Ikea
> addict. Currently, I have to drive 100 miles to the nearest Ikea, so
> I've been able to forestall regular Ikea expeditions, but there's an
> Ikea under construction in Sacramento. When that finishes, I'll
> probably be there every week.
>
> Ikea's pretty far-flung: When I lived in Kuwait, our apartment
> furniture and other appointments were mostly from Ikea.
>
> Bob

We also have IKEA . I went just yesterday there and I've bought a powder
to make the seasoning (a cream) for meatballs. It is very very good!
They eat these meatballs also with a few sugared lingonberry jam. Very
good.
Cheers
Pandora
>

Pandora, I buy the small jars of the lingonberry jam (Felix brand, I
think). Last time I went (in New Haven, CT) I bought the big bucket of
lingonberry jam and found it isn't as sweet as the Felix brand, and still
very good. I just heaved the last of it this week, it lasted a little
too long for two of us, and took up too much space in the refrigerator.

The one I bought in Ikea was "Hapi" brand (a swedish brand).
And it isn't sweet. Here in Italy we don't use jam like a sauce to
accompaign meat dish. I have never eaten this kind of things before, but
when I tasted I liked them!
BTW, here in Piedmont they use to eat "Toma" (a piedmontese cheese) with
honey or fruit mustard.

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When we eat there, DH eats the meatball plate, and I eat the salmon
plate.

Just like the things they serve in Ikea restaurant!

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The restaurant in New Haven is quite nice, but the one in Woodbridge, VA
is pretty cramped and not too interesting.

Is the New Haven restaurant an Ikea restaurant?
Cheers
Pandora

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Dee Dee

Yes, Ikea's in New Haven has a big modern restaurant in its store. For some
reason I like the style. It is spacious, airy, high ceilings and children
have a small play space if they choose. Their families sit close to that
space so you don't have the kids running back and forth between tables.
You see local families and some tourists, too, because the did offer a $.99
cent breakfast of scrambled eggs, 2 strips of bacon and fried potatoes; and
if you got there before 10 am, the coffee was free. If you got there after
10 am, the coffee was $.75, and good.

I found a wooden lazy susan that I keep on my table for $7. I had searched
for one for years. I also bought a bed skirt (blue stripe/French style) for
$10 -- whatta buy! I love their specials!
Dee Dee

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On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:57:37 GMT, The Bubbo <[email hidden]>

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Damsel in dis Dress wrote:

> I love to scream "yer all apeshit" at the neighbors!

what?

Well, they ARE! Can't you read?

Carol

Does this generally happen while the nice men in the white
coats are leading you out to their truck for a pleasant little
ride?

LOL! Have you read the whole thread from last night? Every time I
posted something, Heather changed the quote to something else. I
think she's on crack, but I can't prove it. Yet.

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see, I don't yell at my neighbors, it's rude.
I let my dogs [censored] in their yard at night.

Bad idea; there's no guarantee that the dog will place
his or her....errr...."output" where it will be the most
appreciated. It's a bit more work, but I think you'd really
find it worth your time to keep the dog in YOUR yard,
collect the items in question, and fling 'em over the fence.
This, of course, assumes that your aim is better than
your dogs....

It's a JOKE!

Carol
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see, I don't yell at my neighbors, it's rude.
I let my dogs [censored] in their yard at night.

Bad idea; there's no guarantee that the dog will place
his or her....errr...."output" where it will be the most
appreciated. It's a bit more work, but I think you'd really
find it worth your time to keep the dog in YOUR yard,
collect the items in question, and fling 'em over the fence.
This, of course, assumes that your aim is better than
your dogs....

Bob M.

I read somewhere that you can put the output in a brown paper bag, light
it on fire, and put in on their doorstep. I'm not sure if this works.
I find a cream pie a little more effective 😉

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On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:57:37 GMT, The Bubbo <[email hidden]>

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Damsel in dis Dress said:

I love to scream "yer all apeshit" at the neighbors!

what?

Well, they ARE! Can't you read?

Carol

Does this generally happen while the nice men in the white
coats are leading you out to their truck for a pleasant little
ride?

🙂

Bob M.

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see, I don't yell at my neighbors, it's rude.
I let my dogs [censored] in their yard at night.

Bad idea; there's no guarantee that the dog will place
his or her....errr...."output" where it will be the most
appreciated. It's a bit more work, but I think you'd really
find it worth your time to keep the dog in YOUR yard,
collect the items in question, and fling 'em over the fence.
This, of course, assumes that your aim is better than
your dogs....

Bob M.