Quote of the day (from non-riders)



"Woooah! you guys are crazy!"

Some woman in ashridge forest as me, joe an edd flew past her on this
narrow fern track.

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The path passed a football field, one of the players, "I'm impressed",
pause "I'm impressed", then again, "I'm impressed". There was a
sarcastic tone, as if to say "Show off".

It was good to hear something original, but then he resorted to: "Do a
wheelie" and blew it.


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I actually got the chance to use a classic line the other day on the way
home from work on my coker (not original, but still quite funny).

Woman I had just passed: "Well that's the biggest one I've ever seen"
Me: "Thanks, and what to you think of the unicycle?"
Boom boom.

She thought that was quite funny (luckily) and actually asked a couple
of sensible questions about the coker.

Rob


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rob.northcott wrote:
> I actually got the chance to use a classic line the other day on the way
> home from work on my coker (not original, but still quite funny).
>
> Woman I had just passed: "Well that's the biggest one I've ever seen"
> Me: "Thanks, and what to you think of the unicycle?"
> Boom boom.
>
> She thought that was quite funny (luckily) and actually asked a couple
> of sensible questions about the coker.
>
> Rob


hahaha :D


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> A hobnob is an oaty biscuit, the fact that they don't exist in america
> just goes to show that you have no culinary heritage :)


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Can't wait till I get that one:D

Yesterday when I was cokering, I got comments mostly from dogs. I
didn't know what they said, but they seemed angry for some reason


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Triball wrote:
> Can't wait till I get that one:D
>
> Yesterday when I was cokering, I got comments mostly from dogs. I
> didn't know what they said, but they seemed angry for some reason


they think you smell probebly ;)


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> A hobnob is an oaty biscuit, the fact that they don't exist in america
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I usually just answer with the standard "who needs a training wheel?"
when people ask me where the other wheel is. However Yesterday Night I
came up with a good one. Keep in mind tha it is VERY HOT in Israel
right now. I answered "It's too hot to shlep an whole heavy bike
around!"

Unicorn


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This has GOT to be a first! I was riding my usual MUni ride today when a
small group of female hikers spotted me as I came off of a singletrack
and itersected with the fire road they were on.

As I rode by I smiled at them and then after I passed them one yelled
out, "Hey look there's my Fiance!"
Almost without skipping a beat I replied, "honey I've been thinking it
over...could we postpone the wedding 'till the 12th....of NEVER?! They
laughed and so did I. :p She was actually pretty cute but I still
would've had her sign a prenup haha! :)


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Triball wrote:
>
> Yesterday when I was cokering, I got comments mostly from dogs. I
> didn't know what they said, but they seemed angry for some reason


dogs are often doing that... but there is a dog who knows me in the
woods and he just makes me UPD then lies on his back and do not let me
start again unless I scratch his belly! that's highway robbery dog
style!


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"OH a wheelie" (said as I cycled past on my N36). Made me smile.


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wobbling bear wrote:
> dogs are often doing that... but there is a dog who knows me in the
> woods and he just makes me UPD then lies on his back and do not let me
> start again unless I scratch his belly! that's highway robbery dog
> style!



That is nice,

I had a dog that would scare me off my uni each time, ... until it
started running up with a ball in it's mouth, and I realized that it
wanted to play.


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A couple of days ago I was practicing riding backwards in the parking
lot while my mom who I'm visiting was grocery shopping. She came out
and unloaded the groceries and I decided to ride w/ the cart to the
cart rack.

This guy walks by me and says, "Hey, a quinticycle!"

Me: "Huh?"

Him: "Five wheels"

Me: "Oh... that's a first."


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Having not been riding for very long I haven't had many comments yet,
but I did get one from a woman walking down the street, as I rode past
she said "Wow !!! That looks like a lot of exercise." Quite apt for the
time as I was quite buggered as I had been riding for over and hour
already.


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'there is that guy on a ferris wheel'


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When riding my 36er along the beach bike path, I've been getting tons of
high-fives from people passing, (half from the gals!:cool:) and lately
a lot of "hey unicycle boy!".

Yesterday, a blonde my friend who was riding with me told me that a gal
said "damn, I let him get away!", and when we were heading back in the
other direction we passed her again and she actually starting chasing
me as I went by! I hope I see her again next time!


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MuniAddict wrote:
> When riding my 36er along the beach bike path, I've been getting tons of
> high-fives from people passing, (half from the gals!:cool:) and lately
> a lot of "hey unicycle boy!".
>
> Yesterday, a blonde my friend who was riding with me told me that a gal
> said "damn, I let him get away!", and when we were heading back in the
> other direction we passed her again and she actually starting chasing
> me as I went by! I hope I see her again next time!



Ask her if she's got a sister.


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Into the blue wrote:
> Ask her if she's got a sister.

Haha I had a typo; she wasn't "riding with my friend", we didn't know
her and -she- was walking with a couple of other ppl.


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While me and my friend were driving on a train with unicycles, a girl
yelled: "Look, he's got a bike on a train. He must be from the circus."
(there isn't a smiley here to describe the feeling)


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