Quote of the day (from non-riders)



A few i got this weekend:

''Do a bunny hop!'' - Wtf?! So of course I did and they get really
surprised! - Well you asked me to! :confused:

''Do a J-hop''

''Do a wheelie!''

''Can you drop in on that thing?''

''I bet you £50 you can't jump off that picnic bench'' - Well that was
a lie cos I never got paid!

And of course all the other common ones.


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jamessd wrote:
>
>
> ''I bet you £50 you can't jump off that picnic bench'' - Well that was
> a lie cos I never got paid!
>


I have the same thing, people never pay!


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kington99 wrote:
> A hobnob is an oaty biscuit, the fact that they don't exist in america
> just goes to show that you have no culinary heritage :)


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The other day I got a "where's your other wheel" from some guy walking
with his girlfriend, and I just kept riding and said "haven't heard
-that- one before." He replied with "oh, come on" like he wanted me to
be impressed by his witty remark. I wasn't.


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sugarloafur wrote:
>
> It's true.
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threeinchtire wrote:
> The other day I got a "where's your other wheel" from some guy walking
> with his girlfriend, and I just kept riding and said "haven't heard
> -that- one before." He replied with "oh, come on" like he wanted me to
> be impressed by his witty remark. I wasn't.


i just ignor completly


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kington99 wrote:
> A hobnob is an oaty biscuit, the fact that they don't exist in america
> just goes to show that you have no culinary heritage :)


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A few weeks ago while I still had the t7 handle on my coker, some guy
asked "where's your handle bar?". That always strikes me, but since I
had just put it on my coker I was a little confused. Then today an old
guy on a bike told me about how his wife used to ride and was in a
competition in Germany (but now something is wrong with her ear, so she
can't ride).


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thejdw wrote:
> yay a new uni gezzer! :) just make sure its not dominated by a long
> shop ride;) , its becoming old (imo)

Agreed!:eek:


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i would like to watch an episode of uni-geezer in a china shop.


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shorewoodmayor wrote:
> i would like to watch an episode of uni-geezer in a china shop.

I want to try hearding sheep on my muni!:p


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how about hearding cattle?


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MuniAddict wrote:
> I don't drink!:cool:


Your missing out! :rolleyes:


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kington99 wrote:
> A hobnob is an oaty biscuit, the fact that they don't exist in america
> just goes to show that you have no culinary heritage :)


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thejdw wrote:
> Your missing out! :rolleyes:

Yeah, on cirrhosis, premature ageing, early death, drunk driving, brain
cells destroyed, and.....
http://tinyurl.com/26x8qx

Haha, I've been there, done that, but not since 11/87! Coming up my 20
years of sobriety! :cool: I also quit a 2-pack a day cigarette habit
*31* years ago! Maybe that's part of why I look so young for my age!:)


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MuniAddict wrote:
> Yeah, on cirrhosis, premature ageing, early death, drunk driving, brain
> cells destroyed, and.....
>
>



in moderation, a much longer life!

aren't the worlds oldest people in france, eh?
wine is GOOD for you!:D

hmm....you call yourself a geezer.......one guy is nearing 3 times your
age....


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hobo_chuck wrote:
>
> hmm....you call yourself a geezer.......one guy is nearing 3 times your
> age....



Wouldn't he actually be getting further away from 3 times Terry's age,
since they're both aging at the same rate? :confused:


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hobo_chuck wrote:
> in moderation, a much longer life!
>
> aren't the worlds oldest people in france, eh?
> wine is GOOD for you!:D
>
> hmm....you call yourself a geezer.......one guy is nearing 3 times your
> age....

I've heard that drinking maybe one glass of wide every night can have
some beneficial effects, but a *much* longer life? I doubt that. There
are so many factors that play into, and determine how long a person
will live, and the quality of life for that individual is dependant on
good genetics, proper diet, staying away from drugs, alcohol and
tobacco, etc. So a person in this category will generally live a
longer, healthier life, vs a non-fit person who smokes, is overweight,
non-active, etc., but "drinks in moderation".

I live a very healthy lifestyle now, but by not drinking *any* alcohol,
I don't feel that's going to shorten or reduce the quality of my life
at all. I do know that the French people tend to eat a diet that can be
very rich in fats and so by drinking wine, that helps to keep the
arteries from clogging up. Simply following a _healthy_, balanced diet
and getting regular vigorous excerise will do the same thing, without
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I never go to these places but...
While a cute young girl dances naked on her magic blanket , I ask her
if she ever rode a unicycle.

She sez, "That's one wheel? I have seen people with two wheels ride on
one but never one wheel all by itself."


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Whilst riding back from work today I had one bike rider pull along side
me and ask "I bet that's hard without gears". Then, 5 minutes later,
whilst stopped at traffic lights, a cabbie wound down his window and
asked "So, have you got any gears on that thing?"

I've ridden nearly 80 miles on my Schlumpf waiting for just that
question! :D

schulmpf.the.monkey


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MuniAddict wrote:
> I do know that the French people tend to eat a diet that can be very
> rich in fats and so by drinking wine, that helps to keep the arteries
> from clogging up. Simply following a _healthy_, balanced diet and
> getting regular vigorous excerise will do the same thing, without
> alcohol.:)


<thread jack>
no relation: my father (now 79) eats a lot, drinks wine and has never
seen any trace of "bad" cholesterol in his body ... I follow a
"healthy" life , practice regular execice and cholesterol would kill me
if I didn't get my little pill everyday :( .
Not everybody is born equals :eek:
</thread jack>
back to the topic:
last week as I was commuting back to home and was climbing the last
hill before my pint of Guinness an old lady with crutches exclaimed
(with a typical southern french accent) :" Hey ... afterwards thighs of
reinforced concrete!"


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MuniAddict wrote:
> Yeah, on cirrhosis, premature ageing, early death, drunk driving, brain
> cells destroyed, and.....
>
> http://tinyurl.com/32a3bd
> http://tinyurl.com/26x8qx
>
> Haha, I've been there, done that, but not since 11/87! Coming up my 20
> years of sobriety! :cool: I also quit a 2-pack a day cigarette habit
> *31* years ago! Maybe that's part of why I look so young for my age!:)


A cider every once in a while won't kill you, binge drinking is what
your statment would apply to


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kington99 wrote:
> A hobnob is an oaty biscuit, the fact that they don't exist in america
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thejdw wrote:
> A cider every once in a while won't kill you, binge drinking is what
> your statment would apply to



This is great, a 14 year old giving a 51 year old advice about
drinking.

Terry, good for you on your many years of sobriety.


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One on one wrote:
> This is great, a 14 year old giving a 51 year old advice about drinking.
>
>
> Terry, good for you on your many years of sobriety.


meh I'm just reasoning, If its a choice between soberality or binging,
I know which I would chouse. :D


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