Quote of the day (from non-riders)



*man in a truck large enough to restore his insecure manhood rolls up*
him-"yo! get a bike fool!"
me-"screw you!"
*throws large rock at truck, causing tailgate to fall off, and 2 large
coolers fall out.*



ok, so those last 2 things didnt happen....


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ice_cold_uni6

*-_><>chug_counterfeit_tobasco_sauce_while_holding_bananas_for_christ<><_-*
PM if you want in.

harper wrote:
> read through MR? i'd rather drink bleach. it's more refreshing.


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i was riding my b*ke slowly past a girl about 14 years old, and two
younger kids beside a shopping centre today.

14year old girl: "hey that's the guy that rides the one wheeled
thingy"
kid: "nooo, that's not him"
me: "yeah it's me"
girl: "wow cool i told you hahahaha coool"

then as i was going away they kept laughing and saying how cool it was.


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iridemymuni

Evan Byrne wrote:
> hope you like my super crappy present, but hey, you said you needed a
> wrench.



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see if i wasnt in a relationship i'de try to pick up using my uni but i
have one of thse small town things were everyone knows one another


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jake_amos

Mike_Foote wrote:
> And Cleopatra. I'd F*** her. And maybe also the virgin mary. I'd F***
> her to.



mawesome wrote:
> Pffffffft, I just make mine out of left over wrapping paper and orphan
> bones.


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i'm using my uni. it's not working because i dont ride in the city
enough. plus all the chicks that seem interested are illegally young.


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iridemymuni

Evan Byrne wrote:
> hope you like my super crappy present, but hey, you said you needed a
> wrench.



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iridemymuni wrote:
> i'm using my uni. it's not working because i dont ride in the city
> enough. plus all the chicks that seem interested are illegally young.


haha well i mostly get looks from guys and the looks are cringed like"
dude look at that guy i bet his balls are in his lungs"


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jake_amos

Mike_Foote wrote:
> And Cleopatra. I'd F*** her. And maybe also the virgin mary. I'd F***
> her to.



mawesome wrote:
> Pffffffft, I just make mine out of left over wrapping paper and orphan
> bones.


i am the eggman
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anybody got any tips on how to pick up chicks on a uni? without doing
super impressive tricks?


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iridemymuni

Evan Byrne wrote:
> hope you like my super crappy present, but hey, you said you needed a
> wrench.



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i've got it PIMP MY UNI it makes you look like you have a **** load of
money and as all racist sexist male stand-up comedians have shown us
money is to women what money is to women there is no comparison so yeh
money is the way to go


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jake_amos

Mike_Foote wrote:
> And Cleopatra. I'd F*** her. And maybe also the virgin mary. I'd F***
> her to.



mawesome wrote:
> Pffffffft, I just make mine out of left over wrapping paper and orphan
> bones.


i am the eggman
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ride past bonnie or cassie and go "hey babe!"


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tomtrevor

'A GALLERY!!'
(http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=196944)
'KEEPIN' IT WHEEL' (www.mediahug.com/bikes)
So, what are you wearing?
You know your not in the hood when you think a 'cap in your ass' is a
funny place to put a hat.
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who is these bonnies and cassies you brisbaniens speak of how me a
poicture


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Mike_Foote wrote:
> And Cleopatra. I'd F*** her. And maybe also the virgin mary. I'd F***
> her to.



mawesome wrote:
> Pffffffft, I just make mine out of left over wrapping paper and orphan
> bones.


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im not gunna pay chicks.

i wouldnt ride past anybody and go "hey babe" thats just low, like
really low. and why bonnie? ew


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iridemymuni

Evan Byrne wrote:
> hope you like my super crappy present, but hey, you said you needed a
> wrench.



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bonnies a person i wouldnt ever want to touch. put it that way. she's
really short and not the best looking person and well yeah, she's not
my cup of tea and is always really *****y. i think he means cassie my
ex girlfriend, she wasnt too bad, or he means a cassie from a school up
here, she's super lanky like 6 foot tall.


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iridemymuni

Evan Byrne wrote:
> hope you like my super crappy present, but hey, you said you needed a
> wrench.



~~hold bananas and chug counterfeit tobasco for christ~~
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well you are kinda low.

because bonnie is also low.

bonnie and cassie are 'friends' of owens


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tomtrevor

'A GALLERY!!'
(http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=196944)
'KEEPIN' IT WHEEL' (www.mediahug.com/bikes)
So, what are you wearing?
You know your not in the hood when you think a 'cap in your ass' is a
funny place to put a hat.
'g' (http://www.google.com.au/)'o' (http://www.google.com.br/)'o'
(http://www.google.co.uk/)'g' (http://www.google.com.ni/)'l'
(http://www.google.to/)'i' (http://www.google.ch/)'n'
(http://www.google.com.mt/)'g' (http://www.google.com.na/)'s'
(http://www.google.rw/)'!'
(http://www.google.com.do/)'t'
(http://mediahug.com/bikes/?page_id=26)o'm'
(http://www.funnyjunk.com/)''s'
(http://www.freelineskates.com/) 'r'
(http://www.tlb.org/park-all.lowbw.mpg)'a'
(http://www.burntfaceman.com/)n'd'
(http://tinyurl.com/c1as)'o'
(http://www.cheese.com)'m'
(http://www.coverpop.com/whitney/index.php?var=v0)
'l'
(http://www.mediahug.com/bikes/)i'n'
(http://www.mediahug.com/almax/)k'a'
(http://www.bakedbeans.com)'g'
(http://www.joecartoon.com/)e's'
(http://www.break.com/)
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dont worry anything looks good i go to a super nerd I.B. league school
so all the chicks are dogs and if they are moderatley hot they are more
worried aboot their maths work then the needing to be forfilled urges
of sexual desire haha i said sex


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jake_amos

Mike_Foote wrote:
> And Cleopatra. I'd F*** her. And maybe also the virgin mary. I'd F***
> her to.



mawesome wrote:
> Pffffffft, I just make mine out of left over wrapping paper and orphan
> bones.


i am the eggman
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who said bonnies my friend? bonnies not my friend. tom have you got
pictures of bonnie you can post? i dont keep any.
ewwww


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iridemymuni

Evan Byrne wrote:
> hope you like my super crappy present, but hey, you said you needed a
> wrench.



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i dont have a wide screen, sorry.


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tomtrevor

'A GALLERY!!'
(http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=196944)
'KEEPIN' IT WHEEL' (www.mediahug.com/bikes)
So, what are you wearing?
You know your not in the hood when you think a 'cap in your ass' is a
funny place to put a hat.
'g' (http://www.google.com.au/)'o' (http://www.google.com.br/)'o'
(http://www.google.co.uk/)'g' (http://www.google.com.ni/)'l'
(http://www.google.to/)'i' (http://www.google.ch/)'n'
(http://www.google.com.mt/)'g' (http://www.google.com.na/)'s'
(http://www.google.rw/)'!'
(http://www.google.com.do/)'t'
(http://mediahug.com/bikes/?page_id=26)o'm'
(http://www.funnyjunk.com/)''s'
(http://www.freelineskates.com/) 'r'
(http://www.tlb.org/park-all.lowbw.mpg)'a'
(http://www.burntfaceman.com/)n'd'
(http://tinyurl.com/c1as)'o'
(http://www.cheese.com)'m'
(http://www.coverpop.com/whitney/index.php?var=v0)
'l'
(http://www.mediahug.com/bikes/)i'n'
(http://www.mediahug.com/almax/)k'a'
(http://www.bakedbeans.com)'g'
(http://www.joecartoon.com/)e's'
(http://www.break.com/)
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youd need a cinema


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tomtrevor

'A GALLERY!!'
(http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=196944)
'KEEPIN' IT WHEEL' (www.mediahug.com/bikes)
So, what are you wearing?
You know your not in the hood when you think a 'cap in your ass' is a
funny place to put a hat.
'g' (http://www.google.com.au/)'o' (http://www.google.com.br/)'o'
(http://www.google.co.uk/)'g' (http://www.google.com.ni/)'l'
(http://www.google.to/)'i' (http://www.google.ch/)'n'
(http://www.google.com.mt/)'g' (http://www.google.com.na/)'s'
(http://www.google.rw/)'!'
(http://www.google.com.do/)'t'
(http://mediahug.com/bikes/?page_id=26)o'm'
(http://www.funnyjunk.com/)''s'
(http://www.freelineskates.com/) 'r'
(http://www.tlb.org/park-all.lowbw.mpg)'a'
(http://www.burntfaceman.com/)n'd'
(http://tinyurl.com/c1as)'o'
(http://www.cheese.com)'m'
(http://www.coverpop.com/whitney/index.php?var=v0)
'l'
(http://www.mediahug.com/bikes/)i'n'
(http://www.mediahug.com/almax/)k'a'
(http://www.bakedbeans.com)'g'
(http://www.joecartoon.com/)e's'
(http://www.break.com/)
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I was attending the small weekly juggling/unicycling meeting at the
local park and had a posibility to try different unicycles.
As I was trying to mount 20" one a strange old lady with a walking
stick was passing by and she said in that preaching and demanding
manner: "Don't even try this, you'll break your legs!"

I just thought it was hilarious...


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