Quote of the day (from non-riders)



steveyo wrote:
> Today, as I Radial360'ed past a farm, the farmer said
> "You got room for a passenger?"
>
> I guess he was trying get out of doing his chores.



hahaha, ive tried that, its hard


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enahs wrote:
> I was cruising down the main street in my town past the bars. As I
> passed a group of drunk girls I had one ask if she could ride my uni. I
> replied "No you will hurt yourself." At this she said "No you can hold
> my hand."


how did u reply?


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In the park i was trying to ride seat-in-front and not getting more than
10m.
An old guy on a bike stopped next to me and said "It's hard to
ride!!!"
I replied really sharply: "What? A bike?"
And then i quickly freemounted and started riding around"

He said "Gee you can ride. Congratulations on that"


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I ride around this same street loads and almost once a week I get some1
say to me "hey your getting pretty good at that thing maybe you can
join the circus" or some thing to that effect


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tomtrevor wrote:
> how the hell do u get fluro brown??? it would also probably look like
> uve dunked the uni in a big pile of sh*t




iridemymuni wrote:
> What colour ***** do you do tom ? flouro brown sh*ts? thats kinda weird




tomtrevor wrote:
> y do u want to know the colour of my sh*t? like that just isn't natural
> for someone to think that.
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muzzle wrote:
> <passing car> "Show off"


Anyone who says that to me, on the spur of the moment, is someone I
consider to be very perceptive.

But here's a new one. I haven't added any here in a long time....

Riding my Coker on a wide, smooth dirt trail around Folsom Lake. Coming
the other way, around a bend, are a mom and two elementary-aged kids,
each on a bike. As I pass by the mom says to her kids "That was *way*
wrong." She said it the instant she saw me, meaning no time was spent
coming up with something "clever." Timing is everything on these
things...

Also this from two boys on mountain bikes:
"Wow, that is *so* sick. Yeah!" And while doing a wheelie
"YEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!"
I love the enthusiastic ones.


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I got a tomato thrown at me while at work today I hold a sign on a busy
street advertising a Great Clips then again who hasn't just wanted to
peg a guy on a street corner holding a sign with rotting fruit, of
course I think that me being on a Unicycle contributed to the fact that
they wanted to throw fruit but at least I didn't get any tomato on me
:)


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A stoned guy at where I work, said he was gonna "nominate me for
unicycler of the year award," a little while back.

David


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people say, er... pimp my ghetto uni, or something.' - Mikefule

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I just got back from a ride and I was standing around taking a rest and
this lady walks by with a five year old kid and says "Look he lost
his....other..." then she clears her throat and says "his half his
bike." then I got on rode down the hill and past the little boy on the
stairs he says "Mommy he went down the stairs on his half bike."

then I was practicing hopping up curbs and succesfully hopped up the
curb and this group of kids was watching me the whole time and someone
asks "Can you do any tricks?" and I said "What do you think I just
did?" he didn't say anything after that.

someone else said "I've seen you ride around you go everywhere, the
balance you need to do that, it's just Amazing."


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I ride my uni to the gym.I was packing my lock in my backpack after my
gym workout. I was standing between a spotless killer motorcycle and a
cheap little motor skooter. A man was appoaching me. I wondered if
he had a nice Harley or a junky Vespa.

The man didn't own either as it turns out.He walk up and ask " Which
one is yours?" He was pointing at the two bikes and he didn't even
notice my 26 X 3" muni. I said, "neither" and pulled up the uni.

It's funny the perspectives you can perceive with your mode of
transportation.


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lol :D


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tomtrevor wrote:
> how the hell do u get fluro brown??? it would also probably look like
> uve dunked the uni in a big pile of sh*t




iridemymuni wrote:
> What colour ***** do you do tom ? flouro brown sh*ts? thats kinda weird




tomtrevor wrote:
> y do u want to know the colour of my sh*t? like that just isn't natural
> for someone to think that.
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I was riding again, yesterday lunchtime. I had a friend with me
jogging alongside, so was not too concerned to once more be riding
along a pathway near one of the local council estates. We passed a guy
about 50, maybe 55 years old who was sitting on a park bench. He was
well dressed, suit, tie, shoes rather than trainers, and so looked a
little out of place there, near the estate. He had watched us approach
over the last 100 metres or so and must have spent that time
formulating a suitable comment.

He said to me " Shouldn't you be off getting yourself pregnant like
all the other teenagers on this estate, rather than wasting your time
riding that?"

I quite enjoyed the comment, and stopped a couple of minutes to chat,
although I was unsure whether to be extremely pleased or deeply
insulted that he thought me a teenager. He did live locally, and his
comment was based upon observation of the local wildlife. There are
teenage 4 girls living in his street, aged 14 to 18. All are "looking
extremely healthy". One was his daughter, and so he was sitting there
rather depressed.

Nao


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I just remembered these.

Me and my friend Donnie were riding around, gonna go do some muni, and
on the way to the trails, these two little kids were outside playing
with a electric R\C car, and as we rode by, they screamed out "get
them!!!" and started to run the R\C at us, me and Donnie both screamed
out and were picking up the pace to out run the little car. After A few
hundred feet of being chased by a car, the kids started chasing us and
all four of us couldn't stop laughing, it was great.

Grr, I had another one but just now forgot it, but a few days ago I was
riding at a little, actually its really big, line of rocks I use for
trials, and a girl came running up screaming, then I turned around and
she just stopped, said oops, and ran back to her car, It didn't
surprise me cause another one of my friends, Phil, unis, looks like,
and we both get mistakened for eachother all the time.

I still cant think of the other one though...


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Naomi wrote:
>
> He said to me " Shouldn't you be off getting yourself pregnant like
> all the other teenagers on this estate, rather than wasting your time
> riding that?"
>
>



:D HA HA, ha ha haaaaa! :D If I was a young lady, this line would
be signature worthy.


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I was concentrating riding my BC wheel, when I heard someone in the
distance yell "Hey look, a uni-cycle". So I jerked my head around
looking for this other unicyclist. I wasn't riding a 'unicycle' so I
didn't realize they meant ME.


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I was riding during my lunch break yesterday, I had just started when I
heard "YEAHHH!" from behind me and this crappy Escort with two guys
(who I recognized as customers I dealt with the night before) pull up
next to me and sa something liek do a trick... I pull a 180 unispin,
drop the seat, hold it for a couple seconds, 180-unispin again, and
then hop onto the tire, then I lost my balance (still haven't figured
out how to hop whilst standing on the tire consistently). I said
"that's about all" and they said something like "Awesome!" I was just
happy to have nailed the 2 unispins without warming up :D


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obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and
through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see
its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will
remain.

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" woah " form an unrider(eh eh UNrider)after doing a 75cm gap


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tomtrevor wrote:
> how the hell do u get fluro brown??? it would also probably look like
> uve dunked the uni in a big pile of sh*t




iridemymuni wrote:
> What colour ***** do you do tom ? flouro brown sh*ts? thats kinda weird




tomtrevor wrote:
> y do u want to know the colour of my sh*t? like that just isn't natural
> for someone to think that.
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