Quote of the day (from non-riders)



Yesterday I was Qu-akering back home afterjob on the cyclepath* and a
young man was riding the other way on his bike, both hands in his
pockets...
couldn't help putting my hands in my pockets and say "ah, still need
you're training wheel" I got a big smile for that:cool:... easy joke
but still good to make someone smile;)


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Zzagg

Zzagg - Air Circus Team (Nantes)

Living easy, living free...
...Season ticket on a one wheel ride.

JJuggle wrote:
> Zzagg, I'm struggling with your English.

:eek: ;)
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EvanWilson wrote:
> I like to mess with the bikers that ride by wearing the spandex bike
> suit and the racing helmet with the advanced road bikes, and tell them
> they have an extra wheel.
>
> Some laugh, but some get really mad.


i do that comment when ever im in a situaition where there are more
unicyclist that bikers always gets laugh


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dan de man

> Reminds me of Andrew Carter's blue nipples...

forrestunifreak


> i have never broken a nipple before

unisteez


> Would getting my nipples greasy be better when I twist them tight? or
> should I leave them like they are?

Jerrick
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Into the blue wrote:
>
> Is it wrong, when a group of cocky p*ss-heads say "I can do that mate!
> Gizza go!" to let them have a go without warning them how difficult it
> is?
> Part of me just wants them to go away, yet another part of me wants to
> see them fall flat on their arses.
> Oh the moral dilemma!


Not at all. I let everyone have a go.
Quite often I'm pleasantly surprised by people who claim to ride and
can.
The rest seem to fall into three groups.
-Those who turn down your offer and decide not to 'haz-a-go'.
-Those who actually do want to have a go but couldn't just ask, they
needed a bit of posing to help them.
-Those who are so stupid/drunk that they have a go anyway.

It's a thinning of the heard kinda thing.


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GILD

'three short gs and a long e-flat™'
(http://w3.rz-berlin.mpg.de/cmp/beethoven_sym5_1.wav) - 'world jump
day' (http://www.worldjumpday.org/)
'if i'm murdered, don't execute my killer.'
(http://www.inthesetimes.com/site/main/article/1539/)
'harper' (http://tinyurl.com/c9epx)
'NAMASTE!' (http://tinyurl.com/4qcxw)
'Dave' (http://www.lyricsdir.com/d/deep-purple/child-in-time.php)
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Into the blue wrote:
>
> Is it wrong, when a group of cocky p*ss-heads say "I can do that mate!
> Gizza go!" to let them have a go without warning them how difficult it
> is?
> Part of me just wants them to go away, yet another part of me wants to
> see them fall flat on their arses.
> Oh the moral dilemma!
>
> [/QUOTE'
>
> No dilemma for me. I tell them.
> Cocky kids are not going to listen to no pre geezeress tell them
> something's hard.
> Oh the satisfaction!
>
> Cathy


--
cathwood

Say no to unicycle genre discrimination! - MrBoogiejuice

http://www.chuckingandtwirling.co.uk
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me too....I let people try it all the time, it's great/funny


--
monkeyman

unisteve wrote:
> I've really missed you guys. I've been going outside and talking to
> people in RL instead of posting here.




'just' (http://oldeenglish.org/gymclass.html) about the coolest thing
I've ever seen
I am an MRian prophet, follower of 768
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Today i rode my b*ke to the store cuz its a bit far for my 20" and i was
trying to hurry to avoid the rain. On my way home yre like
"OMG:eek:...Hes got 2 wheels!!" People like that almost **** me off
more than the "Wheres your other wheel" crowd.


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trials_uni

TRIALS 4 LIFE !
><>UNICYCLING FOR MYSLELF<><
'Check Out The Newbie Guide' (http://tinyurl.com/99yez)

koebwil wrote:
> I'm too hardcore to type. I just punch the keyboard and delete the
> letters I don't want


w00t...i got reply # 60666 in MR
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Here's one I don't think many unicyclists have heard:

"Hey it's Fonzie on a unicycle! Hey FONZIE! WHOOOO!"

I think she meant Henry Winkler. While I may resemble Henry Winkler, I
wouldn't dare to say I even remotely resemble the coolness of "The
Fonz." That would be borderline sacrilegious.

[image: http://www.ridetheunicycle.com/MyHenryWinkler.jpg]


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unipsychler wrote:
> Here's one I don't think many unicyclists have heard:
>
> "Hey it's Fonzie on a unicycle! Hey FONZIE! WHOOOO!"
>
> I think she meant Henry Winkler. While I may resemble Henry Winkler, I
> wouldn't dare to say I even remotely resemble the coolness of "The
> Fonz." That would be borderline sacrilegious.
>
> [image: http://www.ridetheunicycle.com/MyHenryWinkler.jpg]

You're as cool as the Fonz, AND you got skillz.


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steveyo

steveyo

...like having your own personal rollercoaster...
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who's the Fonz?


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dan de man

> Reminds me of Andrew Carter's blue nipples...

forrestunifreak


> i have never broken a nipple before

unisteez


> Would getting my nipples greasy be better when I twist them tight? or
> should I leave them like they are?

Jerrick
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wait a minute dosnt have something to do w/ that show Happy days?


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dan de man

> Reminds me of Andrew Carter's blue nipples...

forrestunifreak


> i have never broken a nipple before

unisteez


> Would getting my nipples greasy be better when I twist them tight? or
> should I leave them like they are?

Jerrick
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Here is Henry, in character and out (several years ago)

[image: http://www.ridetheunicycle.com/fonzie.jpg]

[image: http://www.ridetheunicycle.com/henrywinklerMustache.jpg]


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trials_uni wrote:
> Today i rode my b*ke to the store cuz its a bit far for my 20" and i was
> trying to hurry to avoid the rain. On my way home yre like
> "OMG:eek:...Hes got 2 wheels!!" People like that almost **** me off
> more than the "Wheres your other wheel" crowd.



That's when you shoulda busted a nice wheelie and said "yeah but I
really don't need it!".:cool:


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wheeliemaster
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