On Wed, 26 Apr 2006 22:41:52 -0600, "Bestest Handsander"
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>>>
>>> Dear BH,
>>>
>>> For what it's worth (an apt phrase) . . .
>>>
>>> http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=3946731
>>>
>>> This helmet is priced at $9.88.
>>>
>>> It "complies with U.S. CPSC safety standards for bicycle
>>> helmets."
>>>
>>> It comes with vents, adjustable straps, strong polystyrene
>>> inner shell and a durable, high-gloss PVC outer shell.
>>>
>>> Best of all, it's decorated with the dinosaurs popular with
>>> its 2-5 year-old target market.
>>>
>>> Cheers,
>>
>> Dang! They're out of stock! I'll have to add it to my wish list!
>
>But seriously, you're not suggesting that an item found at Walmart can be
>used to demonstrate that an entire industry can be profitable at their price
>point, are you? And even enlarged I'm not seeing six vents!
Dear BH,
To a first approximation there is no practical difference
between the helmet sold for $10 for toddlers 2-5 years old
and any other bicycling helmets mentioned here, which sell
for up to twenty times as much.
Bicycles and bicycle clothing are primarily fashion-driven
recreational items in the United States.
Performance currently offers 50 different helmets, from $15
to $190. Most of these helmets cannot be distinguished by
the rider once they are actually strapped on.
The chief distinctions tend to be the names created by
marketing--I see Atmos, Rocket, Pneumo, Sweep, Xen, Ceron,
Monza, Animas, Chrono, Eclipse, Hex, Ghisallo, Plus, Skurya,
Havoc, Furio, Ferox, Alchera, X-Ray--
That's a truly bad name for something sold to prevent head
injuries.
--Slant, Delirium, Kaena, Fierenza, Talos, Argus, Tension,
Tora, Indicator, Skyla, Pod, Citi, Transfer, Torrent, ARC,
Pyovra, Venus, and Old School.
No sign of Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, or
Sneezy, much less Sleazy, Sneaky, Donner, Blitzen, Lust,
Gluttony, Avarice, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Pride, Luxuria,
Gula, Avaritia, Acedia, Ira, Invidia, or Superbia.
I've always thought that Medusa would be a good name for a
lady's helmet.
Neither the aerodynamics nor the "extra" vents created by
adding a rib across an existing hole are likely to be
noticeable in blind helmet testing.
That is, the rider couldn't tell which helmet he was wearing
if he closed his eyes while someone else buckled the strap
under his chin.
Indeed, it's not likely that the rider could tell the
slightly lighter models from the slightly heavier models.
The trend toward more and more vents makes it harder and
harder to believe that helmets are being sold as
impact-absorbing devices.
That said, I strongly prefer a yellow helmet and think that
my new one's straps work a bit better.
Cheers,
Carl Fogel