Major Emergency - Oil on Carpet



On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 14:43:17 +0100, Not Responding
<[email protected]> said in
<[email protected]>:

>Any suggestions for the condemned man?


1 pot black dye
1 large tin black enamel
1 call to Anti Terrorist Squad: "We've been targeted by the
Provisional LLlB!"

Guy
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David Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Sue White wrote:
>
>> BTW detergent works on natural oils but not on mineral oils, which are
>> what you get on bike chains.

>
> Funny that, I could have sworn that 3 in 1 is a vegetable oil, and that
> detergent works just as well on mineral as vegetable oils..


And I'm having problems with mineral oils not being natural, either ;-)

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"Not Responding" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Fettling bike in sitting room and dropped chain.
>
> I have to leave the house in less than an hour. She will /notice/. In this
> instance, even /I/ would notice.
>
> Any suggestions for the condemned man?


be a man. remind the lady who is the breadwinner!

if that fails blame child/animal - or feign total ignorance.
 
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 20:47:30 +0100, "Clive George"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>"Peewiglet" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 14:43:17 +0100, Not Responding
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>Fettling bike in sitting room and dropped chain.
>>>
>>>I have to leave the house in less than an hour. She will /notice/. In
>>>this instance, even /I/ would notice.
>>>
>>>Any suggestions for the condemned man?

>
>> Wet fishes,

>
>How does that work then?


Well the condemned man is always entitled to a last meal. He is in the
fiLMs, anyway!

Wet fishes,
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chisa wrote:
>
>> Any suggestions for the condemned man?

>
> be a man. remind the lady who is the breadwinner!
>
> if that fails blame child/animal - or feign total ignorance.
>


Or pre-empt. Shortly after she gets home ask her what the mark is on
the carpet and whether she was responsible for it ;-)

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Tony

"I did make a mistake once - I thought I'd made a mistake but I hadn't"
Anon
 

> When I were a lad, I'd heard of this drug "dope" that rock stars took,
> and having a tin of dope I thought I'd give it a bit of a try. It was
> OK at first, but I end up feeling a bit sick after a while. Thankfully
> I didn't know that dope was meant to be rolled in a spliff and smoked,
> coz it might have been a bit of a disaster. Having said that, trying
> to straighten a warped doped tissue glider wing over my Mum's cooker
> hob turned out not to be such a good idea either when it burst into

flames.
>
> You used to live in Leeds, didn't you? Where did you fly free flight
> round there? I was lucky enough to do all my aeromodelling in Oz where
> there was a lot of space. Not sure where to do it here (near Leeds) and
> I don't really want to join a club, I'd rather do it on me todd.
>

I still live in Leeds and do my free flight flying at Church Fenton and
Barkston Heath. The flying season is more or less over now apart from the
Xmas and new year sessions.I belong to the Morley and Wharfedale clubs the
first for freeflight the second for control line flying. To gain access to
Church Fenton and Barkston or anty other MOD sites used for model flying it
is essential to be a member of the British Model Flying Association @£25 or
so. It gets you £5,000,000 insurance cover. The Morely Club is cheap @£5,
no weekly subs and club nights are held in the Valley Inn at Drighlington.
I'm lucky enought to have some playing fields near my home where I can fly
control line when I don't have access to Ilkley School's playing fields or
an airfiled half way up the A1 towards Scotch Corner, the name evades me at
the mo. You can operate as a solo flyer at Church Fenton, the airfield is
big enough to accommodate those who want to be alone but the crowd that
assemble their are a sociable lot and the craic's outstanding.
 
"Not Responding" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Fettling bike in sitting room and dropped chain.
>
> I have to leave the house in less than an hour. She will /notice/. In
> this instance, even /I/ would notice.
>
> Any suggestions for the condemned man?


It's 8:40 the following day....no message from the accused

Gulp........
 
vernon wrote:
>
> "Not Responding" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Fettling bike in sitting room and dropped chain.
> >
> > I have to leave the house in less than an hour. She will /notice/. In
> > this instance, even /I/ would notice.
> >
> > Any suggestions for the condemned man?

>
> It's 8:40 the following day....no message from the accused
>
> Gulp........


any reports yet of bodies found wrapped in carpets (stained) ?
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On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 14:43:17 +0100, Not Responding wrote:

> Fettling bike in sitting room and dropped chain.
>
> I have to leave the house in less than an hour. She will /notice/. In
> this instance, even /I/ would notice.
>
> Any suggestions for the condemned man?


Sugar and washing up liquid.
 
vernon <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> When I were a lad, I'd heard of this drug "dope" that rock stars took,
>> and having a tin of dope I thought I'd give it a bit of a try. It was
>> OK at first, but I end up feeling a bit sick after a while. Thankfully
>> I didn't know that dope was meant to be rolled in a spliff and smoked,
>> coz it might have been a bit of a disaster. Having said that, trying
>> to straighten a warped doped tissue glider wing over my Mum's cooker
>> hob turned out not to be such a good idea either when it burst into

> flames.
>>
>> You used to live in Leeds, didn't you? Where did you fly free flight
>> round there? I was lucky enough to do all my aeromodelling in Oz where
>> there was a lot of space. Not sure where to do it here (near Leeds) and
>> I don't really want to join a club, I'd rather do it on me todd.
>>

> I still live in Leeds


Oh, sorry, I'm obviously confusing you with another regular here who moved
from Leeds to Cambridge recently, I think, ar amy I just losing my reason?
:)

> and do my free flight flying at Church Fenton and
> Barkston Heath. The flying season is more or less over now apart from the
> Xmas and new year sessions.I belong to the Morley and Wharfedale clubs the
> first for freeflight the second for control line flying. To gain access to
> Church Fenton and Barkston or anty other MOD sites used for model flying it
> is essential to be a member of the British Model Flying Association @£25 or
> so. It gets you £5,000,000 insurance cover. The Morely Club is cheap @£5,
> no weekly subs and club nights are held in the Valley Inn at Drighlington.
> I'm lucky enought to have some playing fields near my home where I can fly
> control line when I don't have access to Ilkley School's playing fields or
> an airfiled half way up the A1 towards Scotch Corner, the name evades me at
> the mo. You can operate as a solo flyer at Church Fenton, the airfield is
> big enough to accommodate those who want to be alone but the crowd that
> assemble their are a sociable lot and the craic's outstanding.


You do get about a bit! Nice to hear someone who does both free flight and
control line, frow what I can tell from the odd mag I've flicked through
over the years they're a dying art with all this R/C taking over. One of
the things that's put me off a little, especially from the club scene
(perhaps unfairly) is the apparent overwhelming preponderance of these
ARTF models - I lurked on the uk.rec.rc.air group for a while and saw
quite a bit of "oh you don't want to do it like that" attitude to tissue
paper and dope. Designing and building your own models seemed to be
a dying art, too - most people seemed to build from kits if they weren't
using ARTF. When I was aeromodelling as a teenager and university student
I couldn't afford kits, so I ended up building mix of stuff I'd designed
myself and plans from mags and the like. In my view, the building is
as important and enjoyable as the flying. Flying something you've
designed and built yourself is the bee's knees

Well, I might have it wrong, and we all know that Usenet can deliver
a biassed view of any group ;-)

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Nobby
 
m-gineering wrote:
>>>
>>> Any suggestions for the condemned man?

>> It's 8:40 the following day....no message from the accused
>>
>> Gulp........

>
> any reports yet of bodies found wrapped in carpets (stained) ?


Blood on the carpets?

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"I did make a mistake once - I thought I'd made a mistake but I hadn't"
Anon
 

> ARTF models - I lurked on the uk.rec.rc.air group for a while and saw
> quite a bit of "oh you don't want to do it like that" attitude to tissue
> paper and dope. Designing and building your own models seemed to be
> a dying art, too - most people seemed to build from kits if they weren't
> using ARTF. When I was aeromodelling as a teenager and university student
> I couldn't afford kits, so I ended up building mix of stuff I'd designed
> myself and plans from mags and the like. In my view, the building is
> as important and enjoyable as the flying. Flying something you've
> designed and built yourself is the bee's knees
>
> Well, I might have it wrong, and we all know that Usenet can deliver
> a biassed view of any group ;-)
>

The Morley club is freeflight only. Wharfedale is control line only. Leeds
is truly blessed in the eyes of the BYOM (build your own model) fanatics.

All your favourite plans from Aeromodeller are still available. There's a
decent model shop at Crossgates in Leeds. What's holding you back? :)

Vernon
 
Not Responding wrote:
> Fettling bike in sitting room and dropped chain.
>
> I have to leave the house in less than an hour. She will /notice/. In
> this instance, even /I/ would notice.
>
> Any suggestions for the condemned man?


Burn house down (the oil will assist combustion).

Claim on insurance :)
 
vernon <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> ARTF models - I lurked on the uk.rec.rc.air group for a while and saw
>> quite a bit of "oh you don't want to do it like that" attitude to tissue
>> paper and dope. Designing and building your own models seemed to be
>> a dying art, too - most people seemed to build from kits if they weren't
>> using ARTF. When I was aeromodelling as a teenager and university student
>> I couldn't afford kits, so I ended up building mix of stuff I'd designed
>> myself and plans from mags and the like. In my view, the building is
>> as important and enjoyable as the flying. Flying something you've
>> designed and built yourself is the bee's knees
>>
>> Well, I might have it wrong, and we all know that Usenet can deliver
>> a biassed view of any group ;-)
>>

> The Morley club is freeflight only. Wharfedale is control line only. Leeds
> is truly blessed in the eyes of the BYOM (build your own model) fanatics.


A *whole club* for control line! Coooool.

> All your favourite plans from Aeromodeller are still available. There's a
> decent model shop at Crossgates in Leeds. What's holding you back? :)


Yeah, I know all that :) I wish! Aaaagh, the time, the time! Three kids!
Work! The thought of having to relearn stuff and do tests before I'm
allowed to fly on my own in a club. I even went to the Crossgates shop
for a look around a few years ago, but came away empty handed!

Ac-chewally, you've got me thinking now. I'd not thought about control line,
and I certainly didn't realise that there might be control line only clubs
in this day and age. In my early experience that makes far less demands on
time than RC (mainly coz I was a bit **** at the C bit of RC!). You might
have started something there. I'm off onto the wibby wobbly web for a bit
of a look around ... if anything comes of it I'll be sure to mention
your name to my family!

Cheers.

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> > The Morley club is freeflight only. Wharfedale is control line only.
Leeds
> > is truly blessed in the eyes of the BYOM (build your own model)

fanatics.
>
> A *whole club* for control line! Coooool.
>
> > All your favourite plans from Aeromodeller are still available. There's

a
> > decent model shop at Crossgates in Leeds. What's holding you back? :)

>
> Yeah, I know all that :) I wish! Aaaagh, the time, the time! Three

kids!
> Work! The thought of having to relearn stuff and do tests before I'm
> allowed to fly on my own in a club. I even went to the Crossgates shop
> for a look around a few years ago, but came away empty handed!


there's not a lot of freeflight and control line kits availabel at the model
shops but there are a quite a few online suppliers.

A chap called Mike Woodhouse has extensive supplies at
http://freeflightsupplies.co.uk
Plans are available from http://www.xlistplans.demon.co.uk and
http://modelflying.co.uk
PAW diesel engines from http://www.paw.ac or www.justengines.unseen.org

> Ac-chewally, you've got me thinking now. I'd not thought about control

line,
> and I certainly didn't realise that there might be control line only clubs
> in this day and age. In my early experience that makes far less demands

on
> time than RC (mainly coz I was a bit **** at the C bit of RC!). You might
> have started something there. I'm off onto the wibby wobbly web for a bit
> of a look around ... if anything comes of it I'll be sure to mention
> your name to my family!


C/L is not a solo pursuit though, you'll need a flying partner for the
launches.

Dragging the thread back to cycling, you'll get plenty of that in at Church
Fenton as lots of flyers use bikes to recover their planes from their
downwind landing spots. It's a strange sight seeing some of the flyers
wobbling back with a six foot wing span plane under their arm.

Don't blame me for the mess on the carpet.
 
vernon <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> there's not a lot of freeflight and control line kits availabel at the model
> shops but there are a quite a few online suppliers.
>
> A chap called Mike Woodhouse has extensive supplies at
> http://freeflightsupplies.co.uk
> Plans are available from http://www.xlistplans.demon.co.uk and
> http://modelflying.co.uk
> PAW diesel engines from http://www.paw.ac or www.justengines.unseen.org


Thanks, bookmarked.
>
> C/L is not a solo pursuit though, you'll need a flying partner for the
> launches.


Yeah. I did once make a remote release platform for a C/L combat model
which worked OK, but it was a fair amount of faff, and I don't think it'd
work for anything with more than a wing with a bloody great engine
mounted on the front. Seemed like a good idea when my mate and I discovered
we could launch by just holding the wing vertically and letting go!

> Dragging the thread back to cycling, you'll get plenty of that in at Church
> Fenton as lots of flyers use bikes to recover their planes from their
> downwind landing spots. It's a strange sight seeing some of the flyers
> wobbling back with a six foot wing span plane under their arm.


It has gone a bit OT, but you've got me thinking, so thanks for that!
Might meet you one day at one fo those clubs. Still no word from Not
Responding - I wonder if that's not good news about the carpet??

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Nobby
 
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 17:52:05 GMT, soup <[email protected]> wrote:
> [email protected] wrote:
> > I recall a dry cleaning product called dabitoff. IIRC it was
> > triochloroethane (aka tippex thinners).

>
> If you do use Tric be VERY careful of the fumes or you may come to
> believe that torching the house is not only a good idea but the best way
> to solve your problem..


Worst migraine I ever had was after working (unknowing) alongside a
tub of trich. But before it got to the stage of the coal-miners
mining their way out from the inside of my skull, I had the most
fantastic blind-spot, which occupied about a third of my field of
view, and I spent some time (about an hour, I think) idly amused by
the way things appeared and disappeared as I looked around.

It's possible that the migraine and the trich were unrelated.

regards, Ian SMith
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On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 08:31:04 +0100, Tony Raven <[email protected]>
wrote:


>Or pre-empt. Shortly after she gets home ask her what the mark is on
>the carpet and whether she was responsible for it ;-)


Another great idea :) I like this one too :)


Wet fishes,
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