A CTC bloke went out for a ride, telling his wife he'd be back in time
for lunch with her parents.
He did forty miles then stopped at a pub for a quick pint on his way
home. In the pub he got talking to the beautiful sexy blonde who is
always alone in pubs, and one thing led to another and they went to her
flat nearby and had two hours of passionate sex.
After he'd left her he started to feel guilty about cheating on his
wife, so being a bloke, he decided he'd feel better if he confessed to
her instead of keeping it to himself.
He went home and told his wife, "I've done something really awful
darling, I met this ravishing blonde in the pub and went to her flat and
had passionate sex with her for two hours"
His wife said "You lying toad, you've been for an eighty-miler, haven't
you? Your dinner's in the dog!"
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Sue ]🙁🙂
Bicycle helmets are really a bit of a scam.
They make most cyclists slightly less safe but there's money in selling them.