A CTC bloke went out for a ride, telling his wife he'd be back in time for lunch with her parents. He did forty miles then stopped at a pub for a quick pint on his way home. In the pub he got talking to the beautiful sexy blonde who is always alone in pubs, and one thing led to another and they went to her flat nearby and had two hours of passionate sex.
After he'd left her he started to feel guilty about cheating on his wife, so being a bloke, he decided he'd feel better if he confessed to her instead of keeping it to himself. He went home and told his wife, "I've done something really awful darling, I met this ravishing blonde in the pub and went to her flat and had passionate sex with her for two hours"
His wife said "You lying toad, you've been for an eighty-miler, haven't you? Your dinner's in the dog!"
-- Sue ]🙁🙂
Bicycle helmets are really a bit of a scam. They make most cyclists slightly less safe but there's money in selling them.
For those who haven't read Discworld books, that'd be me then, google! Discworld wikipedia: An Ankh-Morpork tradesman, owner of Sonky's Rubber Goods, and maker of Sonky's Preventatives (a type of condom). His "sonkies", as they are generally known, ... -- del 8-)
For those who haven't read Discworld books, that'd be me then, google! Discworld wikipedia: An Ankh-Morpork tradesman, owner of Sonky's Rubber Goods, and maker of Sonky's Preventatives (a type of condom). His "sonkies", as they are generally known, ...
A sonky with the capacity of a Carradice Camper Longflap Saddlebag? Methinks someone is bragging a little about their SO ;-)
-- Tony
"Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory." - Leonardo da Vinci
