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"Tom Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Mr. Ed [Dolan] wrote:
>
> > Hear me once and for all - a bike is a bike is a
> > bike!...
>
> A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can
> talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the
> horse is the famous Mister Ed.
>
> Go right to the source and ask the horse He’ll give you
> the answer that you’ll endorse. He’s always on a steady
> course. Talk to Mister Ed.
>
> People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day But
> Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say
>
> A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And this one’ll
> talk ‘til his voice is hoarse. You never heard of a
> talking horse?
>
> Well listen to this: "I'm Mister Ed."
>
> - Theme song from TV show Mr. Ed
>
> Search engines are a wonderful thing.

And Mr. Tom [Sherman} I know has to research this pop
culture thing as he is too intelligent to know anything
about "Mister Ed" otherwise. However, this is not much to
his credit. Instead he should research the high culture and
maybe add to his knowledge of the universe and his place in
it. But by and large, I think the denizens of ARBR are
basically boobers in as much as all they know is the pop
culture which they get from the **** tube (TV). So Mr.
Sherman is right in his element, a man of his time and of
his low culture. He is a slob and is at home in the world.
I envy him.

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 04:39:26 GMT, "Fabrizio Mazzoleni"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>While that bit of silliness was going on, guys like me were
>sorting things out on the Côtes de Stockeu, Mur de Huy, and
>the Cauberg.

You misspelled Merde Huy.
 
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 04:39:26 GMT, "Fabrizio Mazzoleni"
<[email protected]> wrote in message
<2G%jc.300464$oR5.225032@pd7tw3no>:

>Those 'trek' rides don't interest me. You never get any
>real roadies riding those 'events'.

Quite. No self-respecting cyclist would be seen dead on a
Trek, ferchrissakes.

--
Guy
===
May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
posting. http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
Washington University
 
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 01:43:53 GMT, "poulidor_rocks"
<[email protected]> wrote in message
<[email protected]>:

>Why am I about to coin the phrase "dolonoscopy" for your
>inevitable, self centered, and utterly witless reply.

Tee-hee :)

--
Guy
===
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posting. http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
Washington University
 
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 23:43:04 -0500, Tom Sherman
<[email protected]> wrote in message
<[email protected]>:

>Well listen to this: "I'm Mister Ed."

Just so.

Only the original Mr Ed was talking from the front end,
not the back.

--
Guy
===
May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
posting. http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
Washington University
 
"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 01:43:53 GMT, "poulidor_rocks"
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> <[email protected]>:
>
> >Why am I about to coin the phrase "dolonoscopy" for your
> >inevitable, self centered, and utterly witless reply.
>
> Tee-hee :)

You do not think I am going to waste much thought, let
alone wit, on morons like you and Guy do you? As for being
self centered - who pray tell isn't? Surely not the two of
you. As far as I know even Mother Theresa was extremely
self centered. But I do note how morons like the two of you
like to bond with one another. I suppose that is because no
one of any intelligence will have anything to do with
either of you.

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 23:43:04 -0500, Tom Sherman
> <[email protected]> wrote in message <[email protected]
> berlin.de>:
>
> >Well listen to this: "I'm Mister Ed."
>
> Just so.
>
> Only the original Mr Ed was talking from the front end,
> not the back.

Tom has finally bonded with the village idiot here on ARBR.
People are like water. They always find their own level
sooner or later. Unfortunately for Tom, Guy is in the gutter
and always has been his entire life. Enjoy your wallow there
with the human scum. However, I think Guy is Syrian (he only
pretends to be English) so that would qualify him as being
Muslim scum, the worst kind in the world. Like I said, enjoy
your wallow with him.

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
"Zippy the Pinhead" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 04:39:26 GMT, "Fabrizio Mazzoleni"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >While that bit of silliness was going on, guys like me
> >were sorting things out on the Côtes de Stockeu, Mur de
> >Huy, and the Cauberg.
>
> You misspelled Merde Huy.

Oddly enough Fabi appears to have spelled that correctly
going by a search for "Mur de Huy"

However Google is about as close as he'll ever come to the
real thing
 
"Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:ZOgkc.614$kh4.49867@attbi_s52...
>
> "Zippy the Pinhead" <[email protected]> wrote
> in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 04:39:26 GMT, "Fabrizio Mazzoleni"
> > <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > >While that bit of silliness was going on, guys like me
> > >were sorting things out on the Côtes de Stockeu, Mur de
> > >Huy, and the Cauberg.
> >
> > You misspelled Merde Huy.
>
> Oddly enough Fabi appears to have spelled that correctly
> going by a search for "Mur de Huy"

And others have accused me of having too much idle time on
my hands! Let's face it. Any and all of us who are posting
to ARBR have got lots of idle time on our hands. Even I was
tempted to look up the spelling of that place name, but I
had some other messages to answer. But I have often wondered
if I couldn't be spending my time more profitably doing
something more connected to reality than posting to ARBR
(this is a cue for Guy, Tom, Perry and all the other
assholes here on ARBR to chip in and offer their suggestions
as to what else I might be doing more profitably).

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 22:17:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>
>"Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:ZOgkc.614$kh4.49867@attbi_s52...
>> > You misspelled Merde Huy.
>>
>> Oddly enough Fabi appears to have spelled that correctly
>> going by a search for "Mur de Huy"
>
>And others have accused me of having too much idle time on
>my hands!

I wonder if he looked up "Merde" while he was about it.

A joke you have to explain isn't much of a joke.
Pearls. Swine.
 
"Zippy the Pinhead" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 22:17:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:ZOgkc.614$kh4.49867@attbi_s52...
> >> > You misspelled Merde Huy.
> >>
> >> Oddly enough Fabi appears to have spelled that
> >> correctly going by a
search
> >> for "Mur de Huy"
> >
> >And others have accused me of having too much idle time
> >on my hands!
>
> I wonder if he looked up "Merde" while he was about it.
>
> A joke you have to explain isn't much of a joke.
> Pearls. Swine.

Well, "Merde" just didn't look right to me. Subtle humor
will not work on this newsgroup. It has to be very broad
humor. And the stupider the better.
Mr. Tom thinks he is a great wit with his Mr. Ed, the
talking horse, but that is the level of where we are at.
Guy and Perry are couple of other would be clowns and
/or fools. But I admire you for making an effort to
raise us up out of the muck.

But there is no one here anymore except us swine. If Mr. Tom
keeps stepping on all of my posts, he is going to learn how
much lower I can go. I am on the point of stepping on all
his posts. He will not enjoy that and the newsgroup won't
like it much either. He is bent on ridicule but two can play
at that game. And I am much nastier as well as smarter than
he can ever hope to be. I won't waste intellect or wit on
him because he is not worth any effort at all. I will be as
stupid about it as I please. That way Mr. Tom and everyone
else on this newsgroup will understand me to perfection.

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867984.html?menu=news.quirkies

the Cowardly Cyclist spins:
> And others have accused me of having too much idle time on
> my hands! Let's face it. Any and all of us who are posting
> to ARBR have got lots of idle time on our hands. Even I
> was tempted to look up the spelling of that place name,
> but I had some other messages to answer. But I have often
> wondered if I couldn't be spending my time more profitably
> doing something more connected to reality than posting to
> ARBR (this is a cue for Guy, Tom, Perry and all the other
> artisans here on ARBR to chip in and offer their
> suggestions as to what else I might be doing more
> profitably).

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867984.html?menu=new-
s.quirkies

Die scum bag, die...

Hmm, you could throw yourself in front of a
speeding SUV.

We would believe the roads are very unsafe THEN!!

No trees were injured by this message.
 
"bil" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:q0zlc.8884$fE.2569@fed1read02...
>
> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867984.html?menu=new-
> s.quirkies
>
> the Cowardly Cyclist spins:
> > And others have accused me of having too much idle time
> > on my hands!
Let's
> > face it. Any and all of us who are posting to ARBR have
> > got lots of idle time on our hands. Even I was tempted
> > to look up the spelling of that
place
> > name, but I had some other messages to answer. But I
> > have often wondered
if
> > I couldn't be spending my time more profitably doing
> > something more connected to reality than posting to ARBR
> > (this is a cue for Guy, Tom,
Perry
> > and all the other artisans here on ARBR to chip in and
> > offer their suggestions as to what else I might be doing
> > more profitably).

First of all, I did not say "artisans" as you have it above,
I said "assholes". And I had it right as you did feel the
need to reply to something that was essentially rhetorical.

> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867984.html?menu=new-
> s.quirkies

Nope, I will never look up any link unless it is properly
introduced as to what one might expect. You don't think I
was born yesterday, do you? (That is another rhetorical
question that you need not bother to answer unless you are
even a bigger asshole than I think.)

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
On Mon, 03 May 2004 14:44:10 -0700, bil <[email protected]> wrote:

> Die scum bag, die...
>
> Hmm, you could throw yourself in front of a speeding
> SUV.

Amusing article in a way, but how do you kill yourself by
throwing yourself in front of a tree? Do they go that much
faster in Botswana?

Curtis L. Russell Odenton, MD (USA) Just someone on
two wheels...
 
> Edward Dolan scribed with typical stupidity:
>
> >
> > "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email protected]>
> > wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >> On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 22:09:38 -0500, Tom Sherman
> >> <[email protected]> wrote in message <[email protected]
> >> berlin.de>:
> >>
> >>>> I don't give a tinker's damn about your miserable
> >>>> little club. All I
> > know
> >>>> for sure is that you ought to be calling yourself a
> >>>> bicycle club and
> > not
> >>>> something called human power. How pretentious and
> >>>> ridiculous!...
> >>
> >>> The British Human Power Club (BHPC) is a national
> >>> affiliate of the International Human Powered Vehicle
> >>> Association (IHPVA). Both organizations included human
> >>> powered boats, submarines, aircraft, etc.
> >>
> >> To say nothing of the trike riders. But it's pointless
> >> trying logic with Mr. Ed. Entirely the wrong end of
> >> that particular horse.
> >
> > A trike is basically a bike, you stupid jackass!

Wow, not too thick, Ed. A TRIke is basically, a TRIcycle.
Tri = three. A BIke is basically a BIcycle. BIcycle refers
to TWO wheels, not three, just like UNIcycle refers to ONE.
A librian-wannabe demi-god like you should be clued in to
the basics of those terms. Way to attempt to cover up your
own brainless rant with an even more stunned remark. :)
 
"Sticker Jim" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> > Edward Dolan scribed with typical stupidity:
> >
> > >
> > > "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email protected]>
> > > wrote in
message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > >> On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 22:09:38 -0500, Tom Sherman
> > >> <[email protected]> wrote in message <[email protected]
> > >> berlin.de>:
> > >>
> > >>>> I don't give a tinker's damn about your miserable
> > >>>> little club. All
I
> > > know
> > >>>> for sure is that you ought to be calling yourself a
> > >>>> bicycle club
and
> > > not
> > >>>> something called human power. How pretentious and
> > >>>> ridiculous!...
> > >>
> > >>> The British Human Power Club (BHPC) is a national
> > >>> affiliate of the International Human Powered Vehicle
> > >>> Association (IHPVA). Both organizations included
> > >>> human powered boats, submarines, aircraft,
etc.
> > >>
> > >> To say nothing of the trike riders. But it's
> > >> pointless trying logic with Mr. Ed. Entirely the
> > >> wrong end of that particular horse.
> > >
> > > A trike is basically a bike, you stupid jackass!
>
> Wow, not too thick, Ed. A TRIke is basically, a TRIcycle.
> Tri = three.
A
> BIke is basically a BIcycle. BIcycle refers to TWO wheels,
> not three,
just
> like UNIcycle refers to ONE. A librian-wannabe demi-god
> like you should
be
> clued in to the basics of those terms. Way to attempt to
> cover up your
own
> brainless rant with an even more stunned remark. :)

What g.d. difference does it make whether 2 wheels or 3
wheels or 4 wheels

who goes around calling bicycles HPVs is a jerk, and I would
bet my bottom dollar that that includes you. You had best
stick to building those idiotic trikes of yours and leave
the rest of us intelligent types alone. You are not up to
writing anything that anyone would ever want to read.

By the way, a dunce is basically a moron who is basically
a blockhead who is basically a fool. Now the newsgroup has
got you pegged at long last. There is no need for anyone
to thank me for pointing out your deficiencies in the
brains department. It is all part of my noblesse oblige
which I perform as a service to this newsgroup, otherwise
known as ARBR.

To repeat once more for the mentally retarded among us, a
trike is basically a bike!

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
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