John Schlitter WINS BAF in RECORD TIME!!!



"Fabrizio Mazzoleni" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message ...
>
> > crazy if truth be told and would just as soon not have to put up with
all
> > this rot about being fast and winning races. Fab, where are you now that
you
> > are needed here?
>
> Those 'trek' rides don't interest me. You never get any real roadies
riding
> those 'events'.
>
> While that bit of silliness was going on, guys like me were
> sorting things out on the Côtes de Stockeu, Mur de Huy, and
> the Cauberg.
>
> Now do you see why I have no respect for benters?

Fab, I am with you 100%. These recumbent racers disgust and embarrass me.
Everyone in the world knows that us older guys ride recumbents because they
are more comfortable - period! We recumbent riders don't give a damn about
speed. Please continue to post to this newsgroup to keep all these so called
recumbent racers in check.. When you are not here, they go crazy and think
they are the equal of you. We both know how silly that is.

I wage a lonely battle here without you.

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
"Tom Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Mr. Ed [Dolan] wrote:
>
> > Hear me once and for all - a bike is a bike is a bike!...
>
> A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
> And no one can talk to a horse of course
> That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
>
> Go right to the source and ask the horse
> He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
> He’s always on a steady course.
> Talk to Mister Ed.
>
> People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
> But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say
>
> A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
> And this one’ll talk ‘til his voice is hoarse.
> You never heard of a talking horse?
>
> Well listen to this: "I'm Mister Ed."
>
> - Theme song from TV show Mr. Ed
>
> Search engines are a wonderful thing.

And Mr. Tom [Sherman} I know has to research this pop culture thing as he is
too intelligent to know anything about "Mister Ed" otherwise. However, this
is not much to his credit. Instead he should research the high culture and
maybe add to his knowledge of the universe and his place in it. But by and
large, I think the denizens of ARBR are basically boobers in as much as all
they know is the pop culture which they get from the **** tube (TV). So Mr.
Sherman is right in his element, a man of his time and of his low culture.
He is a slob and is at home in the world. I envy him.

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 04:39:26 GMT, "Fabrizio Mazzoleni"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>While that bit of silliness was going on, guys like me were
>sorting things out on the Côtes de Stockeu, Mur de Huy, and
>the Cauberg.

You misspelled Merde Huy.
 
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 04:39:26 GMT, "Fabrizio Mazzoleni"
<[email protected]> wrote in message
<2G%jc.300464$oR5.225032@pd7tw3no>:

>Those 'trek' rides don't interest me. You never get any real roadies riding
>those 'events'.

Quite. No self-respecting cyclist would be seen dead on a Trek,
ferchrissakes.

--
Guy
===
May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University
 
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 01:43:53 GMT, "poulidor_rocks"
<[email protected]> wrote in message
<[email protected]>:

>Why am I about to coin the phrase "dolonoscopy" for your inevitable, self
>centered, and utterly witless reply.

Tee-hee :)

--
Guy
===
May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University
 
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 23:43:04 -0500, Tom Sherman
<[email protected]> wrote in message
<[email protected]>:

>Well listen to this: "I'm Mister Ed."

Just so.

Only the original Mr Ed was talking from the front end, not the back.

--
Guy
===
May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University
 
"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 01:43:53 GMT, "poulidor_rocks"
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> <[email protected]>:
>
> >Why am I about to coin the phrase "dolonoscopy" for your inevitable, self
> >centered, and utterly witless reply.
>
> Tee-hee :)

You do not think I am going to waste much thought, let alone wit, on morons
like you and Guy do you? As for being self centered - who pray tell isn't?
Surely not the two of you. As far as I know even Mother Theresa was
extremely self centered. But I do note how morons like the two of you like
to bond with one another. I suppose that is because no one of any
intelligence will have anything to do with either of you.

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 23:43:04 -0500, Tom Sherman
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> <[email protected]>:
>
> >Well listen to this: "I'm Mister Ed."
>
> Just so.
>
> Only the original Mr Ed was talking from the front end, not the back.

Tom has finally bonded with the village idiot here on ARBR. People are like
water. They always find their own level sooner or later. Unfortunately for
Tom, Guy is in the gutter and always has been his entire life. Enjoy your
wallow there with the human scum. However, I think Guy is Syrian (he only
pretends to be English) so that would qualify him as being Muslim scum, the
worst kind in the world. Like I said, enjoy your wallow with him.

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
"Zippy the Pinhead" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 04:39:26 GMT, "Fabrizio Mazzoleni"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >While that bit of silliness was going on, guys like me were
> >sorting things out on the Côtes de Stockeu, Mur de Huy, and
> >the Cauberg.
>
> You misspelled Merde Huy.

Oddly enough Fabi appears to have spelled that correctly going by a search
for "Mur de Huy"

However Google is about as close as he'll ever come to the real thing
 
"Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:ZOgkc.614$kh4.49867@attbi_s52...
>
> "Zippy the Pinhead" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 04:39:26 GMT, "Fabrizio Mazzoleni"
> > <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > >While that bit of silliness was going on, guys like me were
> > >sorting things out on the Côtes de Stockeu, Mur de Huy, and
> > >the Cauberg.
> >
> > You misspelled Merde Huy.
>
> Oddly enough Fabi appears to have spelled that correctly going by a search
> for "Mur de Huy"

And others have accused me of having too much idle time on my hands! Let's
face it. Any and all of us who are posting to ARBR have got lots of idle
time on our hands. Even I was tempted to look up the spelling of that place
name, but I had some other messages to answer. But I have often wondered if
I couldn't be spending my time more profitably doing something more
connected to reality than posting to ARBR (this is a cue for Guy, Tom, Perry
and all the other assholes here on ARBR to chip in and offer their
suggestions as to what else I might be doing more profitably).

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 22:17:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>
>"Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:ZOgkc.614$kh4.49867@attbi_s52...
>> > You misspelled Merde Huy.
>>
>> Oddly enough Fabi appears to have spelled that correctly going by a search
>> for "Mur de Huy"
>
>And others have accused me of having too much idle time on my hands!

I wonder if he looked up "Merde" while he was about it.

A joke you have to explain isn't much of a joke. Pearls. Swine.
 
"Zippy the Pinhead" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 22:17:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:ZOgkc.614$kh4.49867@attbi_s52...
> >> > You misspelled Merde Huy.
> >>
> >> Oddly enough Fabi appears to have spelled that correctly going by a
search
> >> for "Mur de Huy"
> >
> >And others have accused me of having too much idle time on my hands!
>
> I wonder if he looked up "Merde" while he was about it.
>
> A joke you have to explain isn't much of a joke. Pearls. Swine.

Well, "Merde" just didn't look right to me. Subtle humor will not work on
this newsgroup. It has to be very broad humor. And the stupider the better.
Mr. Tom thinks he is a great wit with his Mr. Ed, the talking horse, but
that is the level of where we are at. Guy and Perry are couple of other
would be clowns and /or fools. But I admire you for making an effort to
raise us up out of the muck.

But there is no one here anymore except us swine. If Mr. Tom keeps stepping
on all of my posts, he is going to learn how much lower I can go. I am on
the point of stepping on all his posts. He will not enjoy that and the
newsgroup won't
like it much either. He is bent on ridicule but two can play at that game.
And I am much nastier as well as smarter than he can ever hope to be. I
won't waste intellect or wit on him because he is not worth any effort at
all. I will be as stupid about it as I please. That way Mr. Tom and everyone
else on this newsgroup will understand me to perfection.

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867984.html?menu=news.quirkies

the Cowardly Cyclist spins:
> And others have accused me of having too much idle time on my hands! Let's
> face it. Any and all of us who are posting to ARBR have got lots of idle
> time on our hands. Even I was tempted to look up the spelling of that place
> name, but I had some other messages to answer. But I have often wondered if
> I couldn't be spending my time more profitably doing something more
> connected to reality than posting to ARBR (this is a cue for Guy, Tom, Perry
> and all the other artisans here on ARBR to chip in and offer their
> suggestions as to what else I might be doing more profitably).


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867984.html?menu=news.quirkies

Die scum bag, die...

Hmm, you could throw yourself in front of a speeding
SUV.

We would believe the roads are very unsafe THEN!!


No trees were injured by this message.
 
"bil" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:q0zlc.8884$fE.2569@fed1read02...
>
> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867984.html?menu=news.quirkies
>
> the Cowardly Cyclist spins:
> > And others have accused me of having too much idle time on my hands!
Let's
> > face it. Any and all of us who are posting to ARBR have got lots of idle
> > time on our hands. Even I was tempted to look up the spelling of that
place
> > name, but I had some other messages to answer. But I have often wondered
if
> > I couldn't be spending my time more profitably doing something more
> > connected to reality than posting to ARBR (this is a cue for Guy, Tom,
Perry
> > and all the other artisans here on ARBR to chip in and offer their
> > suggestions as to what else I might be doing more profitably).

First of all, I did not say "artisans" as you have it above, I said
"assholes". And I had it right as you did feel the need to reply to
something that was essentially rhetorical.

> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867984.html?menu=news.quirkies

Nope, I will never look up any link unless it is properly introduced as to
what one might expect. You don't think I was born yesterday, do you? (That
is another rhetorical question that you need not bother to answer unless you
are even a bigger asshole than I think.)

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
On Mon, 03 May 2004 14:44:10 -0700, bil <[email protected]> wrote:

> Die scum bag, die...
>
> Hmm, you could throw yourself in front of a speeding
> SUV.

Amusing article in a way, but how do you kill yourself by throwing
yourself in front of a tree? Do they go that much faster in Botswana?

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...
 

> Edward Dolan scribed with typical stupidity:
>
> >
> > "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >> On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 22:09:38 -0500, Tom Sherman
> >> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >> <[email protected]>:
> >>
> >>>> I don't give a tinker's damn about your miserable little club. All I
> > know
> >>>> for sure is that you ought to be calling yourself a bicycle club and
> > not
> >>>> something called human power. How pretentious and ridiculous!...
> >>
> >>> The British Human Power Club (BHPC) is a national affiliate of the
> >>> International Human Powered Vehicle Association (IHPVA). Both
> >>> organizations included human powered boats, submarines, aircraft, etc.
> >>
> >> To say nothing of the trike riders. But it's pointless trying logic
> >> with Mr. Ed. Entirely the wrong end of that particular horse.
> >
> > A trike is basically a bike, you stupid jackass!

Wow, not too thick, Ed. A TRIke is basically, a TRIcycle. Tri = three. A
BIke is basically a BIcycle. BIcycle refers to TWO wheels, not three, just
like UNIcycle refers to ONE. A librian-wannabe demi-god like you should be
clued in to the basics of those terms. Way to attempt to cover up your own
brainless rant with an even more stunned remark. :)
 
"Sticker Jim" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> > Edward Dolan scribed with typical stupidity:
> >
> > >
> > > "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email protected]> wrote in
message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > >> On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 22:09:38 -0500, Tom Sherman
> > >> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > >> <[email protected]>:
> > >>
> > >>>> I don't give a tinker's damn about your miserable little club. All
I
> > > know
> > >>>> for sure is that you ought to be calling yourself a bicycle club
and
> > > not
> > >>>> something called human power. How pretentious and ridiculous!...
> > >>
> > >>> The British Human Power Club (BHPC) is a national affiliate of the
> > >>> International Human Powered Vehicle Association (IHPVA). Both
> > >>> organizations included human powered boats, submarines, aircraft,
etc.
> > >>
> > >> To say nothing of the trike riders. But it's pointless trying logic
> > >> with Mr. Ed. Entirely the wrong end of that particular horse.
> > >
> > > A trike is basically a bike, you stupid jackass!
>
> Wow, not too thick, Ed. A TRIke is basically, a TRIcycle. Tri = three.
A
> BIke is basically a BIcycle. BIcycle refers to TWO wheels, not three,
just
> like UNIcycle refers to ONE. A librian-wannabe demi-god like you should
be
> clued in to the basics of those terms. Way to attempt to cover up your
own
> brainless rant with an even more stunned remark. :)

What g.d. difference does it make whether 2 wheels or 3 wheels or 4 wheels
you ****ing stupid jackass! The principal of operation is the same. Anyone
who goes around calling bicycles HPVs is a jerk, and I would bet my bottom
dollar that that includes you. You had best stick to building those idiotic
trikes of yours and leave the rest of us intelligent types alone. You are
not up to writing anything that anyone would ever want to read.

By the way, a dunce is basically a moron who is basically a blockhead who is
basically a fool. Now the newsgroup has got you pegged at long last. There
is no need for anyone to thank me for pointing out your deficiencies in the
brains department. It is all part of my noblesse oblige which I perform as a
service to this newsgroup, otherwise known as ARBR.

To repeat once more for the mentally retarded among us, a trike is basically
a bike!

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota
 
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