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  1. According to the BBC, cycling (or is that saddles?) may damage your

    news.bbc.co.uk2991088.stm

    Impotence warning hits Bike Week

    =============================================================
    Male cyclists are twice as likely to suffer from impotence as those who stay away from bikes,
    according to a new study.

    The report also found that certain saddles can cause health problems for women cyclists.

    Its publication coincides with the start of Bike Week, during which thousands of events will be held
    to encourage Britons to do more cycling.

    Organisers are targeting the country's 10 million 'returning' cyclists
    - people who own a bike but rarely use them.

    Virility problems

    Researchers from University Hospital in Brussels tested a thousand cyclists to find out how the
    activity affects the body.

    They found that more than 60% of men and women reported genital discomfort.

    Their 'Bicycle Saddle Report 2003' suggests that male cyclists are twice as likely to suffer from
    virility problems.

    For women riders, genital swelling was much more common than previously realised.

    The researchers said a new design of narrow saddle with a hole in the middle can cause temporary
    numbness for women.

    They recommend that cyclists sit upright whenever possible and stand on the pedals every 10 minutes.

    New routes

    Organisers of Bike Week will hope the findings do not put people off cycling.

    During the week six new sections of the national cycle network will be opened by transport charity
    Sustrans, in areas including Basingstoke, the Isle of Wight, Cumbria, Renfrewshire and Rugby.

    On Sunday, the 28th annual London to Brighton bike ride is taking place in aid of the British Heart
    Foundation.

    Almost 30,000 riders were expected to take part in the event.
    =======================================================

    I agree it's probably bollocks, but might point the way to improved saddle design.
    --
    Paul Smith Scotland, UK safespeed.org.uksafespeed.org.uk please remove "XYZ" to reply by email speed
    cameras cost lives

  2. Seems ok to me, better for society in general if only the recumbent riding males father children,
    after all our choice of bike shows us to be of higher intelligence and of more evolutionary
    development than our wedgie riding counterparts, the impotence amongst wedgie riders is just another
    example of the survival of the fittest, soon we will be in the utopia of a recumbent world.

    Ian (hiding)

    Quoted message said:

    From: Paul Smith <[email hidden]> Organization: Safe Speed Reply-To:
    [email hidden] Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling Date: Sun, 15 Jun 2003 12:26:04 +0100
    Subject: Impotence!

    According to the BBC, cycling (or is that saddles?) may damage your

    Quoted message said:


    news.bbc.co.uk2991088.stm

    Impotence warning hits Bike Week

    =============================================================
    Male cyclists are twice as likely to suffer from impotence as those who stay away from bikes,
    according to a new study.

    The report also found that certain saddles can cause health problems for women cyclists.

    Its publication coincides with the start of Bike Week, during which thousands of events will be
    held to encourage Britons to do more cycling.

    Organisers are targeting the country's 10 million 'returning' cyclists
    - people who own a bike but rarely use them.

    Virility problems

    Researchers from University Hospital in Brussels tested a thousand cyclists to find out how the
    activity affects the body.

    They found that more than 60% of men and women reported genital discomfort.

    Their 'Bicycle Saddle Report 2003' suggests that male cyclists are twice as likely to suffer from
    virility problems.

    For women riders, genital swelling was much more common than previously realised.

    The researchers said a new design of narrow saddle with a hole in the middle can cause temporary
    numbness for women.

    They recommend that cyclists sit upright whenever possible and stand on the pedals every 10
    minutes.

    New routes

    Organisers of Bike Week will hope the findings do not put people off cycling.

    During the week six new sections of the national cycle network will be opened by transport charity
    Sustrans, in areas including Basingstoke, the Isle of Wight, Cumbria, Renfrewshire and Rugby.

    On Sunday, the 28th annual London to Brighton bike ride is taking place in aid of the British
    Heart Foundation.

    Almost 30,000 riders were expected to take part in the event.
    =======================================================

    I agree it's probably bollocks, but might point the way to improved saddle design.
    --
    Paul Smith Scotland, UK safespeed.org.uksafespeed.org.uk please remove "XYZ" to reply by email speed
    cameras cost lives

  3. Can anybody actually provide any evidence of this happening to them, or is this story just another
    attempt by the media to banish cycling to the outer reaches of normality. I have personally been
    cycling for around 10 years during which time I have fathered 2 children and had no problems in the
    lower regions. I suspect that the exercise actually improves circulation and increases blood flow to
    that area. I do however stand to be corrected. Cheers Richard

  4. Richard said:

    Can anybody actually provide any evidence of this happening to them, or is this story just another
    attempt by the media to banish cycling to the outer reaches of normality.

    Err... This new thread is another attempt at a P**l Sm*th troll. He's just been truly routed by his
    tosspot mates on his anti-disabled persons viewpoints so now he's back here.

    This subject is already being covered in other threads.

    John B

  5. "Paul Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    According to the BBC, cycling (or is that saddles?) may damage your

    Quoted message said:


    news.bbc.co.uk2991088.stm

    Impotence warning hits Bike Week

    Might save me a bob or two on a snip op, if I ever needed one.

    --
    Simon Mason Anlaby East Yorkshire. 53°44'N 0°26'W simonmason.karoo.netsimonmason.karoo.net

  6. In "]news:[email hidden], John B <[email hidden]> typed:

    Quoted message said:


    Err... This new thread is another attempt at a P**l Sm*th troll. He's just been truly routed by
    his tosspot mates on his anti-disabled persons viewpoints so now he's back here.

    This subject is already being covered in other threads.........

    ...which presumably are also attempts at trolls?

    Tony

    --
    raven-family.comraven-family.com

    "All truth goes through three steps: First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed.
    Finally, it is accepted as self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer

  7. Mohammed Saeed Al-Smith said:

    According to the BBC, cycling (or is that saddles?) may damage your

    As you would see if you were a genuine contributor rather than a troll there are already two active
    threads quoting this story.

    In other news, car drivers continue to kill people in large numbers, speeding motorists continue to
    try to shift the problem onto their victims, drivers stuck in traffic while commuting short
    distances across towns continue to blame other drivers, buses, commercial vehicles, the Government
    and the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy for their plight, and the chances of an intelligent thread
    involving Paul Smith remain at zero.

    And before you make any comment regarding having touched a raw nerve, be aware that I ride a
    recumbent.

    Guy
    ===
    ** WARNING ** This posting may contain traces of irony. chapmancentral.comchapmancentral.com Advance
    notice: ADSL service in process of transfer to a new ISP. Obviously there will be a week of downtime
    between the engineer removing the BT service and the same engineer connecting the same equipment on
    the same line in the same exchange and billing it to the new ISP.

  8. Tony Raven said:

    In "]news:[email hidden], John B <[email hidden]> typed:

    Quoted message said:


    Err... This new thread is another attempt at a P**l Sm*th troll. He's just been truly routed by
    his tosspot mates on his anti-disabled persons viewpoints so now he's back here.

    This subject is already being covered in other threads.........

    ...which presumably are also attempts at trolls?

    Not PS ones.

    The subject does seem to be multiplying itself tho' Says something for its impotence I suppose.

    John B

  9. "Simon Mason" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Paul Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    According to the BBC, cycling (or is that saddles?) may damage your

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    news.bbc.co.uk2991088.stm

    Impotence warning hits Bike Week

    Might save me a bob or two on a snip op, if I ever needed one.

    I too think "so what". I remember that John Lennon couldn't father children at one point, and
    he just gave up the habits that were causing the problem for long enough, then no doubt went
    back to them.

    Two extras:
    A) You get warnings about crushed nuts anyway, and ride differently/ get a new saddle.

    B) Driving too much makes your sperm count drop. (thats a temperature thing though), much better to
    air your danglies than to sit with your legs too close together and let the dumpling stew.

    Actually both of those would be sorted on a r*****

  10. John B said:

    Richard wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Can anybody actually provide any evidence of this happening to them, or is this story just
    another attempt by the media to banish cycling to the outer reaches of normality.

    Quoted message said:

    Err... This new thread is another attempt at a P**l Sm*th troll. He's just been truly routed by his
    tosspot mates on his anti-disabled persons viewpoints so now he's back here.

    That's libel. It's not a "troll". I haven't been "routed" and I don't have any "anti-disabled
    persons" viewpoints.

    This is your final warning. You are no longer in my kill file. If you libel me again, I will
    instruct lawyers to take action against you.

    Care to try your luck?
    --
    Paul Smith Scotland, UK safespeed.org.uksafespeed.org.uk please remove "XYZ" to reply by email speed
    cameras cost lives

  11. "Paul Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    According to the BBC, cycling (or is that saddles?) may damage your

    Quoted message said:


    news.bbc.co.uk2991088.stm

    Impotence warning hits Bike Week


    And who better to warn about impotence than:

    Quoted message said:

    Paul Smith Scotland, UK safespeed.org.uksafespeed.org.uk please remove "XYZ" to reply by email speed
    cameras cost lives

  12. Paul Smith said:

    This is your final warning. You are no longer in my kill file. If you libel me again, I will
    instruct lawyers to take action against you.

    ROFLMAO! I'm sure we can arrange a suitable sized angry mob to pelt you with eggs at the hearing and
    howl with derision when the case is thrown out!

    Guy
    ===
    ** WARNING ** This posting may contain traces of irony. chapmancentral.comchapmancentral.com Advance
    notice: ADSL service in process of transfer to a new ISP. Obviously there will be a week of downtime
    between the engineer removing the BT service and the same engineer connecting the same equipment on
    the same line in the same exchange and billing it to the new ISP.

  13. John B said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Can anybody actually provide any evidence of this happening to them, or is this story just
    > another attempt by the media to banish cycling to the outer reaches of normality.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Err... This new thread is another attempt at a P**l Sm*th troll. He's just been truly routed by
    his tosspot mates on his anti-disabled persons viewpoints so now he's back here.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    That's libel. It's not a "troll". I haven't been "routed" and I don't have any "anti-disabled
    persons" viewpoints.

    Quoted message said:

    So you deny, amongst other opinions, that you posted:

    Quoted message said:

    "Personally I don't see why disabled folk should get special treatment."

    I wrote that. It is true. "I don't see why" does not state or imply an "anti disabled persons
    viewpoint". In fact I think everyone should be treated equally.

    You lose. My final warning stands.
    --
    Paul Smith Scotland, UK safespeed.org.uksafespeed.org.uk please remove "XYZ" to reply by email speed
    cameras cost lives

  14. "Richard Burton" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    stick me down for a tenner for the defence fund

    That should be enough. Any case would be laughed out of court.

  15. On Sun, 15 Jun 2003 19:30:21 +0100, Mohammed Saeed Al-Smith <[email hidden]> wrote:

    [quote from Mohammed Saeed Al-Smith]

    "Personally I don't see why disabled folk should get special treatment."

    Quoted message said:

    I wrote that. It is true. "I don't see why" does not state or imply an "anti disabled persons
    viewpoint". In fact I think everyone should be treated equally.

    Except that by definition giving them "equal" treatment when they have unequal access amounts to
    discrimination.

    Loser.

    Guy
    ===
    ** WARNING ** This posting may contain traces of irony. chapmancentral.comchapmancentral.com Advance
    notice: ADSL service in process of transfer to a new ISP. Obviously there will be a week of downtime
    between the engineer removing the BT service and the same engineer connecting the same equipment on
    the same line in the same exchange and billing it to the new ISP.

  16. you know? said:
    Paul Smith said:

    This is your final warning. You are no longer in my kill file. If you libel me again, I will
    instruct lawyers to take action against you.

    ROFLMAO! I'm sure we can arrange a suitable sized angry mob to pelt you with eggs at the hearing
    and howl with derision when the case is thrown out!

    Count me in. Should be a giggle watching it laughed out of court. Jeez, what a tosspot.
    --
    DG

    Bah!

  17. Quoted message said:

    You lose. My final warning stands.

    Eh? If you have such a good case, why should you warn "just one more time"? Why not just go ahead
    and get on with it?

  18. Thomas' tom at greysheep dot co dot uk said:
    Quoted message said:

    You lose. My final warning stands.

    Quoted message said:

    Eh? If you have such a good case, why should you warn "just one more time"? Why not just go ahead
    and get on with it?

    Why would I want to sue anyone?

    I'd just like him to stop with the libel, and I fully expect my final warning will be sufficient.
    --
    Paul Smith Scotland, UK safespeed.org.uksafespeed.org.uk please remove "XYZ" to reply by email speed
    cameras cost lives

  19. Paul Smith said:

    This is your final warning. You are no longer in my kill file. If you libel me again, I will
    instruct lawyers to take action against you.

    Care to try your luck?

    ROFL! You [censored]!

    James

  20. Paul Smith said:
    John B said:

    Richard wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Can anybody actually provide any evidence of this happening to them, or is this story just
    another attempt by the media to banish cycling to the outer reaches of normality.

    Quoted message said:

    Err... This new thread is another attempt at a P**l Sm*th troll. He's just been truly routed by
    his tosspot mates on his anti-disabled persons viewpoints so now he's back here.

    That's libel. It's not a "troll". I haven't been "routed" and I don't have any "anti-disabled
    persons" viewpoints.

    This is your final warning. You are no longer in my kill file. If you libel me again, I will
    instruct lawyers to take action against you.

    Care to try your luck?

    Hey, I'll libel you ... you're a [censored]!

    Trev

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