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  1. Buck said:
    On 07/07/2005 10:54:01 (Steven) said:

    On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 08:58:36 GMT, Buck <[email hidden]>
    wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > I don't know. If they've got it right, 72 virgins await them in heaven
    > (Although admittedly, you'll have to drag it out to make that last
    > eternity!).

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    The Hadith describes them as perpetual virgins.

    Quoted message said:

    Perpetual? So, these virgins are, how can I put this, not going to be
    coming across with the full works?

    I think the idea is they are "self repairing".

    So, they're really just 'cosmetically' virgin!

  2. On 07/07/2005 11:04:48 (Steven) said:

    On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 09:56:51 GMT, Buck <[email hidden]>
    wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    On 07/07/2005 10:54:01 [email hidden] (Steven) wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 08:58:36 GMT, Buck
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >> I don't know. If they've got it right, 72 virgins await them in
    >> heaven (Although admittedly, you'll have to drag it out to make that
    >> last eternity!).

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > The Hadith describes them as perpetual virgins.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Perpetual? So, these virgins are, how can I put this, not going to be
    coming across with the full works?

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I think the idea is they are "self repairing".

    Quoted message said:

    So, they're really just 'cosmetically' virgin!

    Just wishful thinking, 72 women to put up with? Sounds more like hell.

    --

    Buck

    I would rather be out on my Catrike

    http://www.catrike.co.uk

  3. In article said:
    Jon Senior said:

    I don't know if the Koran specifies gender, just sexual experience.
    There could be a number of extremely surprised suicide bombers around! ;-)

    or...

    "I'm not bloody doing *that*! Why do you think I'm still a virgin after
    6000 years round here?" ;-)

    I think the virgins are supposed to be supernatural/angelic beings, and
    magically revirginified every night. But I can't be bothered to look it up.

  4. In article said:
    Graeme said:

    I wasn't surprised by the rifles, after all, they had loads of decoys,
    hides, orange camo gear etc. It was the hand guns that surprised me.

    That does seem a bit strange in a camping store, but in that part of the
    world, like we were saying...

    I guess if you've got a licence to sell the rifles and ammunition,
    you might as well sell to the handgun market as well.

  5. Steven said:
    Buck said:
    Quoted message said:

    I don't know. If they've got it right, 72 virgins await them in heaven
    (Although admittedly, you'll have to drag it out to make that last
    eternity!).

    The Hadith describes them as perpetual virgins.

    Perpetual? So, these virgins are, how can I put this, not going to be coming
    across with the full works?


    That'll be an older usage of the word. You're thinking of the modern
    usage of "virgin", that began to evolve in the Roman empire around
    350 AD but only began to be applied in the modern sense to young ladies
    in the 14th century[1]. In other cultures, and in particular at the
    time of writing of all the major religions, the meaning differs.

    [1] AIUI the christian story of virgin birth only became doctrine[2]
    as recently as 1865, by which time the now-normal usage was of course
    so well-established that the story had taken on its modern meaning.
    [2] As in, declared by the then-pope, so it had to be true.

    --
    Nick Kew

  6. (Alan Braggins) said:

    I think the virgins are supposed to be supernatural/angelic beings, and
    magically revirginified every night. But I can't be bothered to look it up.

    And the attraction of that is...?

    Roos

  7. Alan Braggins said:

    I think the virgins are supposed to be supernatural/angelic beings, and
    magically revirginified every night. But I can't be bothered to look it up.

    Probably, but it sounds rather like a quick invention that seemed like a
    good promise at the time, the time being several centuries ago and the
    place probably a bit hot and dusty. Frankly, if 70 virgins with 24 hour
    reinvigoration is the best one can come up with for an eternal afterlife
    promise then someone wasn't trying very hard. There's no titanium
    involved, for a start.

    Pete.
    --
    Peter Clinch Medical Physics IT Officer
    Tel 44 1382 660111 ext. 33637 Univ. of Dundee, Ninewells Hospital
    Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK
    net [email hidden] http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/

  8. Alan Braggins said:
    In article said:
    Jon Senior said:

    I don't know if the Koran specifies gender, just sexual experience.
    There could be a number of extremely surprised suicide bombers around! ;-)

    or...

    "I'm not bloody doing *that*! Why do you think I'm still a virgin after
    6000 years round here?" ;-)

    I think the virgins are supposed to be supernatural/angelic beings, and
    magically revirginified every night. But I can't be bothered to look it up.

    Somebody on the radio a few days ago said that the basis of this belief
    begins with a sentence in the Koran that alludes to a reward for those
    Muslims who get to paradise. However, the precise meaning of the word
    that describes the reward is ambiguous. As well as the meaning already
    discussed, it could mean a type of dried grape. Raisins, currants and,
    most significantly, sultanas are of course very popular. This is also
    good news for those who want to go cycling in paradise, who will
    appreciate a concentrated high-energy food, but might have difficulties
    getting up hills while carrying 72 virgins.

    --
    Joe * If I cannot be free I'll be cheap

  9. JLB wrote:
    This is also

    Quoted message said:

    good news for those who want to go cycling in paradise, who will
    appreciate a concentrated high-energy food, but might have difficulties
    getting up hills while carrying 72 virgins.

    "being carried by", surely?

    R.

  10. Richard said:

    JLB wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    good news for those who want to go cycling in paradise, who will
    appreciate a concentrated high-energy food, but might have
    difficulties getting up hills while carrying 72 virgins.

    Quoted message said:

    "being carried by", surely?

    The new Santana Paradise model 73 seat bike, with 72 stoker positions
    and a pilot saddle with no crank at all...

    All sounds very good until you realise it's bloody raisins for dinner
    again. And again.

    Pete.
    --
    Peter Clinch Medical Physics IT Officer
    Tel 44 1382 660111 ext. 33637 Univ. of Dundee, Ninewells Hospital
    Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK
    net [email hidden] http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/

  11. On 07 Jul 2005 12:27:42 +0100 (BST) someone who may be
    [email hidden] (Alan Braggins) wrote this:-

    Quoted message said:

    I think the virgins are supposed to be supernatural/angelic beings, and
    magically revirginified every night.

    Wouldn't it be better to do this during the day?

    --
    David Hansen, Edinburgh | PGP email preferred-key number F566DA0E
    I will always explain revoked keys, unless the UK government
    prevents me by using the RIP Act 2000.

  12. JLB said:

    However, the precise meaning of the word that describes the reward
    is ambiguous. As well as the meaning already discussed, it could
    mean a type of dried grape. Raisins, currants and, most
    significantly, sultanas are of course very popular. This is also
    good news for those who want to go cycling in paradise, who will
    appreciate a concentrated high-energy food, but might have
    difficulties getting up hills while carrying 72 virgins.

    You'll be all right as long as the sultana supply holds up, but 72
    won't get you all that far. No matter though, because in cyclist heaven
    all the hills will be down.

    --
    Dave...

  13. In article said:
    (Alan Braggins) said:

    I think the virgins are supposed to be supernatural/angelic beings, and
    magically revirginified every night. But I can't be bothered to look it up.

    And the attraction of that is...?

    No idea. I've never seen the attraction of standing around on clouds
    with harps either, which is probably equally authentic to what's actually
    promised, let alone what we actually get.

  14. In article said:

    On 07 Jul 2005 12:27:42 +0100 (BST) someone who may be
    [email hidden] (Alan Braggins) wrote this:-

    Quoted message said:

    I think the virgins are supposed to be supernatural/angelic beings, and
    magically revirginified every night.

    Wouldn't it be better to do this during the day?

    Depends when you plan sleeping to recover your strength, I guess.
    Maybe it's whenever happens to be convenient. (The explanation that
    "virgin" didn't have the same meaning at the time of translation
    as it does now probably makes it irrelevent.)

  15. David Hansen said:

    At the moment I prefer to let my councillor and MSP deal with the
    police.

    This morning two of these police officers "protecting" the bridge
    were leaning on the railing staring at a minesweeper with great
    interest. In a way I feel sorry for them, doing something pointless
    in order to reassure Daily Mail readers must get boring after a
    while.

    The great irony of course having just occurred in London. Should make
    them nice and twitchy up here.

    Jon

  16. Alan Braggins said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I wasn't surprised by the rifles, after all, they had loads of decoys,
    hides, orange camo gear etc. It was the hand guns that surprised me.



    I guess if you've got a licence to sell the rifles and ammunition,
    you might as well sell to the handgun market as well.

    Don't forget in the states a lot of hikers and the like carry handguns
    to defend against mountain lions, bears and other *predators*, some
    people actually hunt with them too, not my choice, but a .454 casull
    will stop a bear with a reasonably placed shot.

  17. dkahn400 said:

    in cyclist heaven all the hills will be down.

    That doesn't sound like heaven to me. Where's the fun in riding
    downhill if it's not a reward for a mighty climb?

    --
    Danny Colyer (the UK company has been laughed out of my reply address)
    <URL:http://www.speedy5.freeserve.co.uk/danny/>
    "He who dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine

  18. On 07/07/2005 21:41:03 Badger said:

    Alan Braggins wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > I wasn't surprised by the rifles, after all, they had loads of decoys,
    > hides, orange camo gear etc. It was the hand guns that surprised me.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I guess if you've got a licence to sell the rifles and ammunition, you
    might as well sell to the handgun market as well.

    Quoted message said:

    Don't forget in the states a lot of hikers and the like carry handguns to
    defend against mountain lions, bears and other *predators*, some people
    actually hunt with them too, not my choice, but a .454 casull will stop a
    bear with a reasonably placed shot.

    A .454 Casul, or should we call it the .45 Magnum, will stop a truck.

    --

    Buck

    I would rather be out on my Catrike

    http://www.catrike.co.uk

  19. On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 21:32:33 +0100 someone who may be Jon Senior
    <jon_AT_restlesslemon_DOT_co_DOT_uk> wrote this:-

    Quoted message said:

    The great irony of course having just occurred in London. Should make
    them nice and twitchy up here.

    Of course events in London didn't involve bombs on bicycles. It's
    difficult to see how a bicycle bomber could cause many deaths on the
    Forth Road Bridge, other than to the groups of police officers
    wasting their time on pointless activities.

    Of course a lorry, bus, van or car bomber could cause rather more
    deaths, but the police are doing nothing to stop them.

    --
    David Hansen, Edinburgh | PGP email preferred-key number F566DA0E
    I will always explain revoked keys, unless the UK government
    prevents me by using the RIP Act 2000.

  20. Graeme said:

    Badger <[email hidden]> wrote in news:IdYye.733$EG.210@newsfe5-
    gui.ntli.net:

    Quoted message said:

    Once, when almost every home had a gun of some sort, no gun would have
    bothered you, only the idiot holding it!

    That's part of the problem I have with guns. I've been on the wrong end of
    one with an idiot holding it at the other end.

    Graeme

    Yeah, in my life I have met 2 idiots holding guns. Both were cops

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