OK, since there ain't much happening in this forum any longer, I am going to tell my story and do a little trash talk, but as Arnold said in True Lies abou tthe guys he killed, "but they were all bad!".
I consider myself a recreational rider. I though about doing some time trials but having 11 bikes at the time, I decided against investing. I guess I could have used my roadie with aero bars but I guess that's how important the "racer" label was to me, I never did. But going to some local crit training rides, me and 3 other guys broke away from the pack and almost lapped the field on a 2 mile course. Got plenty of attention after the ride from the team members. I went just to see how it was. It was fun but plenty of dangerous guys so hell no, I ain't racing no crits. I watched a few races thinking about it and the crashes, hell no, I have to go to work on Monday. Getting taken away in an ambulance ain't my idea of fun.
So I signed up for this timed event, 100 miles almost 10,000 ft of gain. 400 riders allowed, serious climbers only it said. Ended up doing it 4 times and loved it.
Well one year I signed up, I was trash talked by a couple of riders on dot net. One guy was a double century rider. The other guy was a pretty popular long distance racer. Did Paris Brest blah blah, Furnace Creek 508, The Death ride, many brevets and many doubles as a triple crown rider in Calif.
I won't use his name but he trash talked me on the forum. I first did the ride hoping to not be the last one in ha ha. But I did ok but felt great after the ride so the next year I aimed for a goal of shaving an hour off my time now that I had experienced the ride. I did, shaved off an hour and 2 minutes.
But this rider said on the forums that I would be lucky to keep up with him if he had a bad day. Umm OK! He boasted about his custom $8000 climbing Colnago. Climbing wheels, gears and even a bigger big ring to gain time on the descent.
The other LD guy told me that he thought I was a big cry baby as I always mentioned the wind and adverse conditions on my rides. Yeah I do for entertainment but he took it the wrong way I guess. He too a Clyde at 200 pounds and I was 230.
I ended up spanking this guy by nearly 3 hours on the ride. He came up to me after the ride, and posted on the forums that I was a big fake on the forums. He said though I played timid, I was a really strong rider and made him look silly on the bike. I actually thought that was cool!
The other guy with the fancy bike, he started an hour before me on the ride (2 hour start window, bar coded). I caught him at the 50 mile mark. I ended up leaving him behind but then decided to pull over on the side of the road before the last dreaded climb to Onyx Summit.
I let him pass me, gave him a head start of about 5 minutes, then got back on my bike and passed him again on the 7% climb. He shouted he would catch me on the descent with his fancy big ring. NOT!!! I'm a pretty good descender
I hit the bottom of the descent and was having a great time still cranking it at 30. I hit town and was still able to crank it along the flats to the finish line at 25 mph over the last couple of miles. Butt face never caught me. I went into the chute and got my official time.
It was a little over an hour better than butt face and his fancy bike!
He finally got to the post ride BBQ after I had served my food. The rest of the time, he just sat at the picnic table and glared at me. I made sure to smile his way so that he would be sure to know I really kicked his ass on the ride ha ha!
Of course we get back to posting on the forum and some racer boy says I'm not a racer and he could kick my ass on our local mtn climb GMR. Umm I guess because I have never signed up for a crit, I didn't know how to ride a bike and was a second class cyclist.
We did a forum ride and he actually showed up. He started before me, got up half way, about 2300 ft of gain then called it quits, said he was struggling too much. Of course right when I was about to catch him.
So yeah, I never say I am fast but I would say strong. I have had many cyclists call me a sleeper and underestimated. I've been told I understate my abilities on the forum as well. I did the Palm Springs century solo at 5:45 at almost a 17.5 average speed. Several others as well.
I don't feel the need to race but am really shocked at the responses of too many forum members who race. Though I have met many and rode side by side, I have to say that them riding in a pack really boosts their averages and speeds. It's different when you are trying to match a "recreational" rider like me on your own.
I have met a few forum members who raced that were really fast on their own but too many who are not.
Gina is another funny story. I usually ride hard and after 20 years of trying to keep up with me, she has become a pretty strong rider. I had a female triple crown rider draft us for 35 miles into the wind heading to the coast on a forum ride. Once we hit the turn around she said not to be offended but she had to get back so when she and her male buddy dropped us, it was nothing personal.
Bull sheot! Gina, suck it up because we're going to kick their asses!
We let them roll off, pretty much faded as we shadowed them from about 100 yards back. Once I saw they faded, we poured it on and blew by them. Did the final 36 miles getting back about 30 minutes before they did. That chick was shocked and approached Gina telling her she had no idea she was that strong on the bike.
Well that was nice of her. I mean Gina did kick the sheot out of her on a 72 mile ride and she was supposed to be a triple crown long distance rider.
I love riding "WITH" people and try to have fun. But when duty calls, sometimes you got to kick the sheot out of somebody!
This was the timed event where the forum dudes challenged me.
This was a training ride about 2 weeks before the ride. 55 mile ride with 7,000 ft of gain. Yes, a standard 53/39 crank and 13-26 cog set. Nothing fancy, just me and my $1000 Cannondale.