Tony Raven said:No its a LAN Express one whoever they are. But dare I say we are back
to welding and machining, to make it do things Windoze does without
hesitation, if you have to buy a PCMCIA card because you operating
system won't work with the inbuilt 802.11.
Mac Airline
All the stewards, stewardesses, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket
agents look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you
ask questions about details, you are told you don't need to know,
don't want to know, and would you please return to your seat and
marvel at the image quality of the in-flight movie.
Windows XPAirline
The airplane is very pretty, and each passenger gets to choose their
own colour and pattern for the paintwork, and their own favourite
engine noise. Unfortunately the plane is so heavy and so slow that it
is unable to get airbourne,and crashes at the end of the runway.
When parked in the hanger, unresolved security bugs in the planes
doors AND windows AND luggage-bay AND engines AND wings AND body
panels allow theives to break in and steal all the seats.
Linux Airline
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start
their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave
the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of
printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket
yourself for free. When you board the plane, you are given a seat,
four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO. Once settled, the
fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and
arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is
wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the
great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what with the
seat?"
(Actually, I've just had three days of annoyance with an upgrade of a
linux box. Mystery failures to load software. Tearing of hair.
Turned out to be faulty hardware. I also had faulty hardware on teh
last win XP machine I bought. I must learn to not assume I'm doing
something wrong...)
regards, Ian SMith
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