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[BT Humble]

Tamyka Bell wrote:
> BT Humble wrote:
> > If a man is talking in the woods, and no woman is there to hear him, is
> > he still wrong?
>
> Yes, and why is the lawn not mowed, and why are the bins not
> emptied, and how the hell did you get that stain all down
> your shirt?!

Because it's a drought and there isn't any grass, because Tuesday is
bin night, and... err...

*looks guiltily at enormous stain down front of bicyling T-shirt*


BTH
(How did she know?!)

 

[Donga]

cfsmtb wrote:
> TimC Wrote:
> >
> > And the toilet seat! It's bloody well up!
>
> Not here, water saving measures are firmly in place.
>
>
> --
> cfsmtb
Yeah, the bloody dog drinks it like there's no tomorrow. Have to ration
him.

Donga

 

[Terryc]

cfsmtb wrote:
> TimC Wrote:
>
>>And the toilet seat! It's bloody well up!
>
>
> Not here, water saving measures are firmly in place.

yellow, mellow, brown, down?


I am thinking that perhaps I could relocate the loo and install an old
fashioned pit drop over the sewer junction. Do-able excet that it is now
somewhere under 2' of soil in a 20 sq feet of raised garden bed.

Also has the advantage of an explace to leanthe bicycle after a ride.

 

[Theo Bekkers]

Terryc wrote:

> I am thinking that perhaps I could relocate the loo and install an old
> fashioned pit drop over the sewer junction.

Unfortunately, if everyone did that the sewer system would stop working. It
needs something like 85-90% water to flow. It only has a 3º fall along the
pipes.

Theo

 

[hippy]

asterope wrote:
> Asterope (damned hippy)

Why have you damned hippy? He's a lovely chap! Even if he
has antisocial pommy tendencies coming along...

Aww.. tickle me gerkhin.. I am remembered!

hippy
- I fight off the pommy influence daily.. even as mates fall by the wayside..
"It's an EGGPLANT!!"

 

[Bean Long]

hippy wrote:
> Tamyka Bell Wrote:
>> asterope wrote:
>>> Asterope (damned hippy)
>> Why have you damned hippy? He's a lovely chap! Even if he
>> has antisocial pommy tendencies coming along...
>
> Aww.. tickle me gerkhin.. I am remembered!
>
> hippy
> - I fight off the pommy influence daily.. even as mates fall by the
> wayside..
> "It's an EGGPLANT!!"
>
>
mange-tout hippy, mange-tout!

--
Bean

"I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it" Pink Floyd

Remove "yourfinger" before replying

 

[Resound]

"Bean Long" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> hippy wrote:
>> Tamyka Bell Wrote:
>>> asterope wrote:
>>>> Asterope (damned hippy)
>>> Why have you damned hippy? He's a lovely chap! Even if he
>>> has antisocial pommy tendencies coming along...
>>
>> Aww.. tickle me gerkhin.. I am remembered!
>>
>> hippy
>> - I fight off the pommy influence daily.. even as mates fall by the
>> wayside.. "It's an EGGPLANT!!"
>>
>>
> mange-tout hippy, mange-tout!
>
Everything? Even aub^H^H^Heggplant?

 

[cfsmtb]

Everything? Even aub^H^H^Heggplant?

We have lots of eggplants growing nicely this year. Must be global warming or something.

 

[Bean Long]

cfsmtb wrote:
> Resound Wrote:
>> Everything? Even aub^H^H^Heggplant?
>
> We have lots of eggplants growing nicely this year. Must be global
> warming or something.
>
>

Perhaps their aubergines which apparently grow faster...



courgettes anyone?

--
Bean

"I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it" Pink Floyd

Remove "yourfinger" before replying

 

[hippy]

cfsmtb wrote:
Perhaps their aubergines which apparently grow faster...

courgettes anyone?

Arrrgh!! Zoo-feckin-kini!!!!!

Dar-ta-bass not Day-ta-bass
"Parsta" not "Pazta" for Pasta

Donna not Duvet
Couch not Sofa

I do say "cash" rather than "cay-sh" for cache now, even though I read how to pronounce that many years ago.

They don't "rug up" either, they "wrap up warm".
There is no "lounge room" only a "lounge"
It's a "backyard" not a "back garden"! Concrete ain't no garden for starters!

</rant>

hippy