ARBR RIP

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 03:41:28 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]>
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Versatility and originality are highly over rated.

Yeah, just look at losers like Leonardo da Vinci and Robert Hooke.
They'll never get anywhere compared with an opinionated [censored] like
Dolan, will they? I mean, who's going to remember them when they are
dead?

Great men and geniuses like me are entitled to be versatile and original.
Twerps like you should never attempt it. Try to model yourself after me and
cultivate the virtues of humility and modesty. Believe me, they will greatly
become you.

Whereas when you are finally nailed down the whole of ARBR will

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breathe a collective sigh of relief and get on with the real business
of recumbent cycling (that's if there's anyone left by then who's not
been driven off by your incessant trolling).

Guy pretends to think that this group is all about recumbents and nothing
else. Hells Bells, he is off topic at least as much as I am. I am just more
honest about it than him.

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Guy
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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

Mencken was a half-way good wit, but not nearly as good as he thought
himself to be.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 13:55:46 +1100, nget
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This post is a new low for Guy.What would you like to happen when you
are finally nailed down?You are only surpassed by Wayne Laggett who was
the most foul mouthed poet ever to post here.
I think if you can't play nice then pick up your toys and go home.

I think your irony detector might be broken.

Guy
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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:35:00 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]>
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Your praise of a newsreader with so
many huge security holes was quite amusing..

Only criminals need security.

No, long experience has indicated that they much prefer lack of it.
And Outhouse is particularly popular with them for exactly that
reason.

Guy
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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:43:36 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]>
said in <[email hidden]>:

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Great men and geniuses like me are entitled to be versatile and original.

That would be a nice change from the narrow-minded tediously
unoriginal persona you've adopted for these last however many years.
It's a most effective disguise, by the way, successfully masking any
trace of intelligence whatsoever. I congratulate you on fooling so
many people into writing you off as a boring old fart.

Guy
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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

Just zis Guy said:

On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 13:55:46 +1100, nget
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This post is a new low for Guy.What would you like to happen when you
are finally nailed down?You are only surpassed by Wayne Laggett who was
the most foul mouthed poet ever to post here.
I think if you can't play nice then pick up your toys and go home.

I think your irony detector might be broken.

Guy
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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

I've learned that just about anything is possible here on ARBR.In fact it might happen that you will say something funny once in a while.Hey, it could happen.

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I've learned that just about anything is possible here on ARBR.In fact
it might happen that you will say something funny once in a while.Hey,
it could happen.

I was attending a flame war, and a recumbent bicycle discussion broke
out.
--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
"Twisting may help if yawl can chew gum and walk." - G. Daniels

Sunset Lowracer TM Fanatic said:

"nget" wrote without putting spaces at the ends of sentences:

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I've learned that just about anything is possible here on ARBR.In fact
it might happen that you will say something funny once in a while.Hey,
it could happen.

I was attending a flame war, and a recumbent bicycle discussion broke
out.

If you are going to mention recumbents here could you preface the
subject line with OT please ;-)

--
Tony

"The best way I know of to win an argument is to start by being in the
right."
- Lord Hailsham

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:43:36 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]>
said in <[email hidden]>:

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Great men and geniuses like me are entitled to be versatile and original.

That would be a nice change from the narrow-minded tediously
unoriginal persona you've adopted for these last however many years.
It's a most effective disguise, by the way, successfully masking any
trace of intelligence whatsoever. I congratulate you on fooling so
many people into writing you off as a boring old fart.

Guy

Anyone who makes allusions to the excretory and/or the sexual function has
reached the nadir. Guy formerly managed to keep his head out of the toilet,
but he has now descended to the depths and I shall henceforth treat him as I
do Slugger, another character here on ARBR who has his head in a toilet bowl
most of the time.

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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

I don't think anyone will ever want to bother with your web page since you
are into excretion. After all, we most of us have our own toilets without
going to yours.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:32:46 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]>
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Anyone who makes allusions to the excretory and/or the sexual function has
reached the nadir

Once again you reveal your deep ignorance of British idiom.

Guy
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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:32:46 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]>
said in <[email hidden]>:

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Anyone who makes allusions to the excretory and/or the sexual function has
reached the nadir

Once again you reveal your deep ignorance of British idiom.

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:32:46 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]>
said in <[email hidden]>:

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Anyone who makes allusions to the excretory and/or the sexual function has
reached the nadir

Once again you reveal your deep ignorance of British idiom.

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 20:29:35 +1100, nget
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I've learned that just about anything is possible here on ARBR.In fact
it might happen that you will say something funny once in a while.Hey,
it could happen.

Ah, I keep forgetting about national differences. You do realise,
don't you, that when they screened M*A*S*H in Britain, they left off
the laughter track, on the grounds that we knew what was funny
/without/ being told?

Guy
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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

Just zis Guy, you know? wrote on Tuesday 22 November 2005 20:27:

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Ah, I keep forgetting about national differences. You do realise,
don't you, that when they screened M*A*S*H in Britain, they left off
the laughter track, on the grounds that we knew what was funny
without being told?

What, there was a *laughter* track? Strange people....
--
Alex

From address is a spam block.
Reply-to address is valid.

Just zis Guy said:

On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:35:00 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]>
said in <[email hidden]>:

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Your praise of a newsreader with so
many huge security holes was quite amusing..

Only criminals need security.

No, long experience has indicated that they much prefer lack of it.
And Outhouse is particularly popular with them for exactly that
reason.

Don't be silly, Guy. Of course criminals like security. That's why they
have the Homeland Security Act...

Of course, if one has done nothing wrong, one has nothing to (cont. the
Daily Mail)

--
Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
A *National* Socialist Government did you say, Mr. Chaplin?

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:32:46 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]>
said in <[email hidden]>:

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Anyone who makes allusions to the excretory and/or the sexual function has
reached the nadir

Once again you reveal your deep ignorance of British idiom.

Guy

There is no idiom in the world that approves of dirty talking about the
excretory and sexual functions, at least not in polite society. What is the
matter with you anyway? Were you born in a barn?

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

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There is no idiom in the world that approves of dirty talking about the
excretory and sexual functions, at least not in polite society. What is the
matter with you anyway? Were you born in a barn?

Christians believe that their Messiah was born in a barn.

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
"john dear owns a tuscany reserve next door to the bay shore folks"
- G. Daniels

Just zis Guy said:

On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 20:29:35 +1100, nget
<[email hidden]> said in
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I've learned that just about anything is possible here on ARBR.In fact
it might happen that you will say something funny once in a while.Hey,
it could happen.

Ah, I keep forgetting about national differences. You do realise,
don't you, that when they screened M*A*S*H in Britain, they left off
the laughter track, on the grounds that we knew what was funny
/without/ being told?

Guy
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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

I dislike the laughter tracks that you speak of and it is just one of the reasons that I no longer watch what the hollyweirds are putting out there these days. The liberal brainwashing is not to my taste either.
From across the pond,
Mark

Sunset Lowracer [TM said:

Fanatic']
What is the

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matter with you anyway? Were you born in a barn?

Christians believe that their Messiah was born in a barn.

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley
"john dear owns a tuscany reserve next door to the bay shore folks"
- G. Daniels

It is correct to say that Christians believe that the Messiah was born in a Manger,wrapped in swaddling clothes.[1]
It was also reported that an Angel told the shepards nearby that the good tidings of great joy would be to all the people.So you can see that saying their Massiah is a little narrow.

ST. Luke; Chapter 2 verses 10 thru 12

On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 05:38:06 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]>
said in <[email hidden]>:

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There is no idiom in the world that approves of dirty talking about the
excretory and sexual functions, at least not in polite society. What is the
matter with you anyway? Were you born in a barn?

Once again you reveal the depth of your ignorance. Old fart is a
_very_ common British idomatic usage, and often used in polite
society.

Guy
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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

Just zis Guy said:

On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 05:38:06 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]>
said in <[email hidden]>:

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There is no idiom in the world that approves of dirty talking about the
excretory and sexual functions, at least not in polite society. What is the
matter with you anyway? Were you born in a barn?

Once again you reveal the depth of your ignorance. Old fart is a
_very_ common British idomatic usage, and often used in polite
society.

To say nothing of M. Pujol aka Le Petomane, the toast of Paris society
in his day for being an extremely accomplished farter. At his peak he
earned twice the income of the famous actress Sarah Bernhardt for his
farting shows which were attended by royalty and Paris society.

--
Tony

"The best way I know of to win an argument is to start by being in the
right."
- Lord Hailsham