A Man Needs A Fish Like A Woman Needs a Bicycle

[aeek]

(the title of an old friends blog)

I don't understand, why do I need (N+1) fish where N is my current number of fish ???

 

[TimC]

On 2005-10-10, aeek (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>
> (the title of an old friends blog)
>
> I don't understand, why do I need (N+1) fish where N is my current
> number of fish ???

Which reminds me. I haven't had fish in a while

--
TimC
MacOSX: Sort of like a pedigree persian cat. Very sleek, very
sexy, but a little too prone to going cross-eyed, biting you on
your thumb and then throwing up on your trousers. -- Jim in ASR

 

[SomeGuy]

(the title of an old friends blog)

I don't understand, why do I need (N+1) fish where N is my current number of fish ???

http://www.bikereader.com/contributors/misc/fish.html

As for more fish, it's full of protien and healthy fats. Good for ya!

 

[aeek]

Which reminds me. I haven't had fish in a while

--
TimC
MacOSX: Sort of like a pedigree persian cat. Very sleek, very
sexy, but a little too prone to going cross-eyed, biting you on
your thumb and then throwing up on your trousers. -- Jim in ASR

and cats like fish, spooky.
Which is an explanation, you always need more fish to keep your cats happy.

 

[Terry Collins]

aeek wrote:
> TimC Wrote:

> and cats like fish, spooky.

Not ours. Rejects all raw fish, and most cooked.
"What, you gave it some of our barra and it didn't eat it?"
The mullet I could understand, but barra.
Thankfully it showed it had some taste by eating the snapper.

> Which is an explanation, you always need more fish to keep your cats
> happy.

Nope, stand careflly to one side and just rattle a box of dried cat food
and ZOOM. meow!.

 

[aeek]

aeek wrote:
> TimC Wrote:

> and cats like fish, spooky.

Not ours. Rejects all raw fish, and most cooked.

Yeah, one of ours initally only knew BBQ chicken & crunchies as food.
Had to rub raw fish across his lips before it dawned that this too was food.

Getty off bicycles tho'.

 

[PiledHigher]

The definitive page:
http://www.geocities.com/bikexprt/bikefish.htm

And Leunig's proof: QED!
http://www.geocities.com/bikexprt/leunig.htm

 

[BrettM]

aeek <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

>
> Terry Collins Wrote:
>> aeek wrote:
>> > TimC Wrote:
>>
>> > and cats like fish, spooky.
>>
>> Not ours. Rejects all raw fish, and most cooked.
>>
>
> Yeah, one of ours initally only knew BBQ chicken &
> crunchies as food. Had to rub raw fish across his lips
> before it dawned that this too was food.
>
> Getty off bicycles tho'.
>
>

Everytime I fillet a fish (or clean crabs, prawns etc) I get
both of them under my feet, meowing, even begging (which is
incredibly cute) but you've got to remove any scales, bones
or skin for them.

Takes me longer to clean up the scraps for them then it does
to fillet the fish . Then again they wouldn't be cats if
this wasn't the case.

It's the same with steak etc to, they have to have their
small share and they arrive as soon as I start to sharpen the
knife.

Cheers

BrettM

 

[hippy]

(the title of an old friends blog)

I don't understand, why do I need (N+1) fish where N is my current number of fish ???

http://www.fishonabike.com/why.htm

hippy

 

[hippy]

http://www.fishonabike.com/why.htm

Oh, I can even tie in beer to the story..
http://www.fishonabike.com/guinness.htm

hippy