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  1. last night, on the way home, at the top of Greenwich Park
    there was an injured grey sqirrel writhing on the road. I
    ended up slowing and cycling around it which was what other
    traffic was doing. Apart from wondering who was driving in a
    park at a junction, in such a way as to run over a sqirrel
    (I know they tend towards kamikaze nuttiness but even so) I
    didin't do anything for which I feel rather guilty. I think
    I should have contacted the park wardens/parks police office
    (which is just by there) in the hope that they might have
    the means to humanely dispatch the unhappy creature.

    What would anyone else have done

    best wishes james

  2. james said:

    What would anyone else have done

    Exactly what you did.

  3. james said:

    last night, on the way home, at the top of Greenwich Park
    there was an injured grey sqirrel writhing on the road. I
    ended up slowing and cycling around [...] What would
    anyone else have done

    Prolly stopped and killed it, being the kindest thing to do.
    Plus it might have been one of the Evil Squirrels from the
    Nut Mines.

    --
    Guy
    ===
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
    posting. chapmancentral.co.ukchapmancentral.co.uk

    Victory is ours! Down with Eric the Half A Brain!

  4. Quoted message said:

    last night, on the way home, at the top of Greenwich Park
    there was an injured grey sqirrel writhing on the road.

    Quoted message said:

    What would anyone else have done

    Killed it.

  5. james said:


    last night, on the way home, at the top of Greenwich Park
    there was an injured grey sqirrel writhing on the road. I
    ended up slowing and cycling around it which was what
    other traffic was doing.

    Quoted message said:

    What would anyone else have done

    Probably the same, and then would have hoped someone would
    have flattenned it.

    I have a long-lasing memory of finding a rabbit with
    mixamatosis (sp) by the road when I was cycling on my first
    round Britain ride as a young lad. While I was looking at
    it a motorist pulled up and said it should be killed. He
    placed it under his rear wheel, and the memory I still have
    - and still shiver at - is the sound of crunching bones as
    he reversed.

    John B

  6. "Simonb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    james said:

    What would anyone else have done

    Exactly what you did.

    Grey squirrels are vermin.

  7. Just zis Guy said:

    Plus it might have been one of the Evil Squirrels from the
    Nut Mines.

    Bury the body or burn it? Or hang it high as a lesson
    to others?

  8. Mark Thompson said:
    Quoted message said:

    last night, on the way home, at the top of Greenwich Park
    there was an injured grey sqirrel writhing on the road.

    Quoted message said:

    What would anyone else have done

    Killed it.

    Last week a meadow pipit flew into our conservatory through
    an open door and attempted to fly out through a closed
    window. While it was a bit dazed it tried to fly out again,
    missing the door once again. It fell on its back and went
    into spasm. 20 minutes later after being put on an outside
    table it had recovered sufficiently to fly off to cover and
    within the hour it was feeding in the garden again.

    The last time I came off my bike I writhed around for a bit,
    luckily someone checked if I was likely to recover before
    deciding not to stamp on my head.

    Colin

  9. Just zis Guy said:

    Prolly stopped and killed it, being the kindest thing to
    do. Plus it might have been one of the Evil Squirrels from
    the Nut Mines.

    Yay! Oddly enough, the Chief Evil SCIENCE Squirrel was here
    yesterday, so if James' injured squirrel was a touch on the
    portly side, swearing in 'melican and answering to the name
    of "Craig Lathrop"...

    It appears that I am not to be made redundant after all, but
    rather to receive a New Job with More Money and all the Womp
    Rats I can eat. AND I get to trouser the fat bribe they gave
    me to stay an extra three months. Yay!

    <ob_bicycle> That NoCom is starting to look like a good
    thing on which to waste^h^h^h^h^h spend a Lot of Money
    </ob_bicycle>

    This does not alter the fakts, however. Squirrels are EVIL,
    kids. Just say no.

    --

    Dave Larrington - legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uklegslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk
    ===========================================================
    Editor - British Human Power Club Newsletter
    bhpc.org.ukbhpc.org.uk
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  10. elyob said:


    "Simonb" <[email hidden]>
    wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    james said:

    What would anyone else have done

    Exactly what you did.

    Grey squirrels are vermin.

    Odd term. Vermin describes animals that are destructive to
    crops, game birds and domestic animals, ie animals that
    farmers and gamekeepers don't like. Not sure the grey
    squirrel qualifies.

    Colin

  11. Colin Blackburn said:

    The last time I came off my bike I writhed around for a
    bit, luckily someone checked if I was likely to recover
    before deciding not to stamp on my head.

    Is this standard practice for paramedics these days? Trample
    the patient to death if unlikely to recover?

    I'll have to be more careful out there.

  12. Dave Larrington said:

    It appears that I am not to be made redundant after all,
    but rather to receive a New Job with More Money and all
    the Womp Rats I can eat.

    That sounds like the result of some singluarly productive
    Dialog to me...

    --
    Guy
    ===
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
    posting. chapmancentral.co.ukchapmancentral.co.uk

    Victory is ours! Down with Eric the Half A Brain!

  13. Colin Blackburn said:

    The last time I came off my bike I writhed around for a
    bit, luckily someone checked if I was likely to recover
    before deciding not to stamp on my head.

    Yebbut, if it had been Fat Eric or the Swamp Monster then
    stamping on the head would have been the Right Thing, just
    as with a tree rat.

    --
    Guy
    ===
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
    posting. chapmancentral.co.ukchapmancentral.co.uk

    Victory is ours! Down with Eric the Half A Brain!

  14. Colin Blackburn said:

    Odd term. Vermin describes animals that are destructive to
    crops, game birds and domestic animals, ie animals that
    farmers and gamekeepers don't like. Not sure the grey
    squirrel qualifies.

    KILL 'EM ALL!

    Just to be on the safe side.

  15. Colin Blackburn said:

    Odd term. Vermin describes animals that are destructive to
    crops, game birds and domestic animals, ie animals that
    farmers and gamekeepers don't like. Not sure the grey
    squirrel qualifies.

    A pal of mine is a Parkie, and she regularly distresses the
    more sensitive kids on school visits by describing grey
    squirrels along the lines of "rat with good PR".

    While visiting another pal who was working as a ranger in
    the Grand Canyon, we were taking a stroll along the rim and
    came across a couple of touroids feeding the squirrels next
    to a "please do not feed the squirrels" sign. Dave (not in
    uniform) asked them to desist, they said something about
    them being so cute and carried on. Dave tries #2 gambit: "Do
    you know that the squirrels in this park carry bubonic
    plague?" (they do, fact fans!). That seemed to have more
    effect, Exit touroids stage left.

    Pete.
    --
    Peter Clinch Medical Physics IT Officer Tel 44 1382 660111
    ext. 33637 Univ. of Dundee, Ninewells Hospital Fax 44 1382
    640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK net
    [email hidden] dundee.ac.uk~pjclinch

  16. Simonb said:

    Is this standard practice for paramedics these days?
    Trample the patient to death if unlikely to recover?

    I believe so. The evidence garnered from watching "Casualty"
    suggests that it is directed by Quentin Tarantino ;-)

    --

    Dave Larrington - legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uklegslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk
    ===========================================================
    Editor - British Human Power Club Newsletter
    bhpc.org.ukbhpc.org.uk
    ===========================================================

  17. Colin Blackburn said:
    elyob said:


    "Simonb" <[email hidden]>
    wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    james wrote:

    > What would anyone else have done

    Exactly what you did.

    Grey squirrels are vermin.

    Odd term. Vermin describes animals that are destructive to
    crops, game birds and domestic animals, ie animals that
    farmers and gamekeepers don't like. Not sure the grey
    squirrel qualifies.

    Colin

    Squirrels ate my figs, my walnuts, my sweetcorn - I
    hate them.

    --

    J u l i a n

    __o
    _`\(,_
    (_)/ (_)

  18. Peter Clinch said:

    A pal of mine is a Parkie, and she regularly distresses
    the more sensitive kids on school visits by describing
    grey squirrels along the lines of "rat with good PR".

    Grey squirrels have been known as "tree rats" by Larringtons
    since Time Immemorial.

    "And maybe we'll do In a squirrel or two, while we're
    poisoning pigeons in the park." - Tom Lehrer

    --

    Dave Larrington - legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uklegslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk
    ===========================================================
    Editor - British Human Power Club Newsletter
    bhpc.org.ukbhpc.org.uk
    ===========================================================

  19. JohnB <[email hidden]> wrote in :"]news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:
    james said:


    last night, on the way home, at the top of Greenwich Park
    there was an injured grey sqirrel writhing on the road. I
    ended up slowing and cycling around it which was what
    other traffic was doing.

    Quoted message said:

    What would anyone else have done

    Stamped on its head, but not enjoyed doing it. Grey
    squirrels are an introduced species (from America) and
    they are doing a very succesful job of ousting our native
    red squirrels as they are bigger and more agressive. I
    share some of the other posters' sentiments, the only good
    grey squirrel is a dead grey squirrel (when it's in the UK
    at least).

    Quoted message said:

    I have a long-lasing memory of finding a rabbit with
    mixamatosis (sp) by the road when I was cycling on my
    first round Britain ride as a young lad. While I was
    looking at it a motorist pulled up and said it should be
    killed. He placed it under his rear wheel, and the memory
    I still have - and still shiver at - is the sound of
    crunching bones as he reversed.

    I came across one in the Pentlands a few years back and was
    about to stamp on it when my wife stopped me. It was only a
    defenceless rabbit after all! Despite pointing out that it
    was suffering and it was liekly to spread the disease to
    other rabbits causing them to suffer, she stood her ground,
    or rather walked of in disgust at my idea and made it clear
    I'd be in the bad books for months if I did it.

    Rabbits are also a non-native species (introduced by the
    Normans, or was it the Romans?) so, in my books, are prime
    candidates for eradication. For one thing, it has been said
    that if it weren't for the large areas of short grass and
    numerous holes they left around the Scottish countryside,
    then the game of golf would never have been invented. So
    they are indirectly responsible for Pringle jumpers, boring
    televised competitions and Jimmy Tarbuck et al. Those are
    grounds for extermination if ever there were!

    Graeme

  20. In article <[email hidden]>,

    JohnB said:

    He placed it under his rear wheel, and the memory I still
    have - and still shiver at - is the sound of crunching
    bones as he reversed.

    Nasty. Very nasty.

    But compared to germ warfare like mixamatosis, not so nasty
    at all. Which reminds me: why has all the meeja gone so
    quiet on the 'merkins exempting themselves from the
    international treaties regarding inspection of their bio-
    warfare labs? Looks like the war of terror has successfully
    diverted attention from the real stories.

    As for animals (alive) on the road, the last I recollect was
    a fox which seem dazed but wasn't - as far as I could tell -
    any worse than that. So I just moved it off the road for the
    best chance to recover, or for nature to take its course.

    --
    Nick Kew

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