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  1. Barbara's Cat said:

    BTW, diving won't break a neck either.

    BTW, you're full of [censored].

    "Man breaks neck diving off pier"
    BBC News, 6/6/07
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6726431.stm

    Mass. man breaks neck diving off boat in Lake Winnipesaukee
    Boston Herald, 23/7/07
    http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=1012961

    Woman Breaks Neck Diving Into Resort Swimming Pool
    http://www.lifesaving.com/case_studies/case06/case06.htm

    "BTW, diving won't break a neck." - on-line water safety expert
    "Barbara's Cat."

  2. What does BTW stand for?

    Vera

    "George Dance" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Barbara's Cat said:

    BTW, diving won't break a neck either.

    BTW, you're full of [censored].

    "Man breaks neck diving off pier"
    BBC News, 6/6/07
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6726431.stm

    Mass. man breaks neck diving off boat in Lake Winnipesaukee
    Boston Herald, 23/7/07
    http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=1012961

    Woman Breaks Neck Diving Into Resort Swimming Pool
    http://www.lifesaving.com/case_studies/case06/case06.htm

    "BTW, diving won't break a neck." - on-line water safety expert
    "Barbara's Cat."

  3. Vera said:

    What does BTW stand for?

    Vera

    "By the way,".

    Quoted message said:

    "George Dance" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Aug 8, 3:35 pm, Barbara's Cat <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    BTW, diving won't break a neck either.

    Quoted message said:

    BTW, you're full of [censored].

    Quoted message said:

    "Man breaks neck diving off pier"
    BBC News, 6/6/07
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6726431.stm

    Quoted message said:

    Mass. man breaks neck diving off boat in Lake Winnipesaukee
    Boston Herald, 23/7/07
    http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=1012961

    Quoted message said:

    Woman Breaks Neck Diving Into Resort Swimming Pool
    http://www.lifesaving.com/case_studies/case06/case06.htm

    Quoted message said:

    "BTW, diving won't break a neck." - on-line water safety expert
    "Barbara's Cat."- Hide quoted text -

    - Show quoted text -

  4. George Dance said:

    quack
    expert
    quack

    --
    Cm~

    "Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
    but some abuse the privilege."
    - anonymous

  5. "Barbara's Cat" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    George Dance said:

    quack
    expert
    quack

    You changed the name in your email address so you're not in my
    killfile - back in you go.

    Of course George is right, and of course you can break your neck diving.
    The lifeguard course's content are based on a _lot_ of statistic
    gathering on this subject. You're most likely to break your neck diving
    into the pool if you're young, male, and tall - none of those three
    require much explanation. 🙂

    Poetry newsgroups? What do they have to with this subject? (That's a
    rhetorical question, no answer required, please.)

    -S-

  6. Steve Freides said:

    you can break your neck diving.

    Diving will not break your neck.
    It's the hitting of what you dive into
    that will break your neck.

    --
    Cm~

    "It should be possible to explain
    the laws of physics to a barmaid."
    - Albert Einstein

  7. Barbara's Cat said:
    Steve Freides said:

    you can break your neck diving.

    Diving will not break your neck.
    It's the hitting of what you dive into
    that will break your neck.

    Yes and what you dive into is often water. If you dive off the Golden
    Gate Bridge, you will very likely break your neck.

  8. Steve Freides said:

    Of course George is right,

    No, George is quacking belligerent.

    Quoted message said:

    and of course you can break your neck diving.

    The original post(s) George snipped:

    Message-ID: <[email hidden]>
    Subject: Re: I am a Splash
    From: Barbara's Cat <[email hidden]>
    Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments, rec.arts.poems
    Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 18:35:36 -0400

    Vera said:
    Vera said:
    George Dance said:

    I am a Splash

    I am a splash; the pond abides
    serenely after I am done.
    Such different thoughts when I was young:
    back then, I thought I'd rule the wide
    ocean, and command its tide.
    Yet still those rocks and stones I take
    and cast them into every lake
    and pond, and every brook and stream,
    inspired by a constant dream:
    to see how big a splash I'll make.

    Very familiar experience, George!

    Yet, far better than those who'd jumped
    into the unknown, hitting rocks
    that wait for foolhardy necks
    to break.

    Vera

    To Vera :

    One doesn't break a neck jumping. The word should have
    been "dive".

    Concentrate, Vera!

    V.

    Tsk. You're much too hard on yourself, Vera.
    You did somewhat correctly state that it is
    the rocks that would break a neck.

    BTW, diving won't break a neck either.

    --
    Cm~

    "Ask ten goths what 'goth' means,
    and you'll get eleven different answers."
    - Brian Luce

  9. Barbara's Cat said:
    Steve Freides said:

    you can break your neck diving.

    Diving will not break your neck.
    It's the hitting of what you dive into
    that will break your neck.

    No wonder he killfiled you.

  10. mwsmith said:
    Barbara's Cat said:
    Steve Freides said:

    you can break your neck diving.

    Diving will not break your neck.
    It's the hitting of what you dive into
    that will break your neck.

    Yes and what you dive into is often water.

    And hitting the water can break your neck, yes.

    Quoted message said:

    If you dive off the Golden Gate Bridge,
    you will very likely break your neck.

    But not until you hit the water.

    --
    Cm~

    "Love is a matter of chemistry,
    but Sex is a matter of physics."
    - anonymous

  11. George Dance said:

    quack
    killfiled
    quack

    --
    Cm~

    "When there is no enemy within,
    the enemies outside cannot hurt you."
    - African proverb

  12. Barbara's Cat said:
    mwsmith said:
    Barbara's Cat said:

    Steve Freides said:

    > you can break your neck diving.

    Diving will not break your neck.
    It's the hitting of what you dive into
    that will break your neck.

    Yes and what you dive into is often water.

    And hitting the water can break your neck, yes.

    Yes and that is breaking your neck diving.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    If you dive off the Golden Gate Bridge,
    you will very likely break your neck.

    But not until you hit the water.

    Yes and that is breaking your neck diving.

  13. mwsmith said:
    Barbara's Cat said:
    mwsmith said:

    Barbara's Cat wrote:

    > Steve Freides said:
    >
    >> you can break your neck diving.
    >
    > Diving will not break your neck.
    > It's the hitting of what you dive into
    > that will break your neck.

    Yes and what you dive into is often water.

    And hitting the water can break your neck, yes.

    Yes and that is breaking your neck diving.

    No, that is breaking your neck by hitting water.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    If you dive off the Golden Gate Bridge,
    you will very likely break your neck.

    But not until you hit the water.

    Yes and that is breaking your neck diving.

    No, that is breaking your neck by hitting water.

    --
    Cm~

    "how about you bump the needle
    on your broken record and find
    a new subject to harp on and on
    about, huh?"
    - Renay

  14. Barbara's Cat said:
    mwsmith said:
    Barbara's Cat said:

    mwsmith said:

    > Barbara's Cat wrote:
    >
    >> Steve Freides said:
    >>
    >>> you can break your neck diving.
    >> Diving will not break your neck.
    >> It's the hitting of what you dive into
    >> that will break your neck.
    > Yes and what you dive into is often water.

    And hitting the water can break your neck, yes.


    Yes and that is breaking your neck diving.

    No, that is breaking your neck by hitting water.

    Read it again, this time for meaning. The statement was "you can break
    your neck diving." When you dive off the Golden Gate Bridge and break
    your neck when you hit the water, you are diving. You break your neck
    diving. You thought you were being clever, but you just didn't read the
    words.

  15. mwsmith said:

    Read it again

    I have seen that movie so many times
    I have its entire dialogue memorized.

    --
    Cm~

    "You may easily play a joke
    on a man who likes to argue--
    agree with him."
    - Ed Howe

  16. Cat--

    We have accidents in Australia of individuals diving onto either rocks
    or submerged trees in water. While the impact would cause brain
    death, the fatality is always reported as a broken neck.

    Trust me!

    Vera

    "Barbara's Cat" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    George Dance said:

    quack
    expert
    quack

    --
    Cm~

    "Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
    but some abuse the privilege."
    - anonymous

  17. Vera said:

    Cat--

    We have accidents in Australia of individuals diving onto either rocks
    or submerged trees in water. While the impact would cause brain
    death, the fatality is always reported as a broken neck.

    We have the same kind of accidents in the US of A.

    Quoted message said:

    Trust me!

    I always trust you, Vera. You've never lied to me.

    --
    Cm~

    "The dog may be wonderful prose,
    but only the cat is poetry."
    - French proverb

  18. Vera said:

    Cat--

    We have accidents in Australia of individuals diving onto either rocks
    or submerged trees in water. While the impact would cause brain
    death, the fatality is always reported as a broken neck.

    Trust me!

    Vera

    "Barbara's Cat" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    George Dance, regarding his level of duckness, said:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    quack
    expert
    quack

    Quoted message said:

    --
    Cm~

    Quoted message said:

    "Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
    but some abuse the privilege."
    - anonymou

    The cat is not arguing that hitting something will break your neck.
    She is contending that diving, which she assumes is only the process
    of being in the air free-falling, will not break your neck. She is
    separating the idea of hitting, an object such as a rock, water, etc
    from the act of diving. In other words she is trying to play with
    language. The attempt is silly and depends of the definition that you
    are using. If you assume that diving is the act of free falling
    towards and object and hitting the object, then diving can break your
    neck. If you assume that diving only involves free falling then, it
    will not break your neck.

    No sense in arguing, it is silly,

    Andres

  19. email hidden said:

    The cat is not arguing that hitting something will break your neck.

    It's actually an old semantic joke. I think it first started as,
    "Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute won't kill you - it's
    the sudden impact when you hit the ground that does that."

    Quoted message said:

    No sense in arguing, it is silly,

    Amen.

    --
    Turby the Turbosurfer

  20. Quoted message said:

    No sense in arguing, it is silly

    Andres

    Main Entry: grok
    Pronunciation: 'gräk
    Function: transitive verb
    Inflected Form(s): grokked; grokking
    Etymology: coined by Robert A. Heinlein
    died 1988 American author
    : to understand profoundly and intuitively

    --
    Cm~

    IV:XX

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