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  1. After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not have
    to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race. Now
    they're faced with the real possibility of another American winning
    the Tour.

    Perhaps they can have Zidane hiding in the crowd and when Landis
    passes by, Zidane can head butt him off his bike. Then Zidane can
    claim that Landis insulted his mother.

  2. Jack Hollis said:

    After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not have
    to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race. Now
    they're faced with the real possibility of another American winning
    the Tour.

    Perhaps they can have Zidane hiding in the crowd and when Landis
    passes by, Zidane can head butt him off his bike. Then Zidane can
    claim that Landis insulted his mother.

    Here's the funny thing about Zidane... Rumor has it that Materazzi
    called Zidane's father a 'harki' - the Arabic term for Algerians who
    fought for France against Algeria during the occupation. It's a term
    for traitor and is considered the ultimate insult against an Algerian.

    If Zidane wants us to believe that an insult of that magnitude led to
    his inability to control himself and that he HAD to respond, why stop
    at a head-butt to the chest? In my world, if someone insults you or
    your family such that violence is required as a response, you stomp
    their ass into a mud puddle, then you stomp it dry.

    Head-butt??? What a pansy-ass French response!

    Fred "don't you talk about my momma" Garvin

  3. Most folks overlook the fact that Zidane has been kicked out of a
    number of Hi-Zoot soccer matches previously for violence infractions,
    including one notable infraction for head-butting another player.
    Best,
    Bill Black

    Quoted message said:
    Jack Hollis said:

    After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not have
    to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race. Now
    they're faced with the real possibility of another American winning
    the Tour.

    Perhaps they can have Zidane hiding in the crowd and when Landis
    passes by, Zidane can head butt him off his bike. Then Zidane can
    claim that Landis insulted his mother.

    Here's the funny thing about Zidane... Rumor has it that Materazzi
    called Zidane's father a 'harki' - the Arabic term for Algerians who
    fought for France against Algeria during the occupation. It's a term
    for traitor and is considered the ultimate insult against an Algerian.

    If Zidane wants us to believe that an insult of that magnitude led to
    his inability to control himself and that he HAD to respond, why stop
    at a head-butt to the chest? In my world, if someone insults you or
    your family such that violence is required as a response, you stomp
    their ass into a mud puddle, then you stomp it dry.

    Head-butt??? What a pansy-ass French response!

    Fred "don't you talk about my momma" Garvin

  4. <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    [email hidden]...
    |
    | Jack Hollis wrote:
    | > After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not have
    | > to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race. Now
    | > they're faced with the real possibility of another American winning
    | > the Tour.
    | >
    | > Perhaps they can have Zidane hiding in the crowd and when Landis
    | > passes by, Zidane can head butt him off his bike. Then Zidane can
    | > claim that Landis insulted his mother.
    |
    | Here's the funny thing about Zidane... Rumor has it that Materazzi
    | called Zidane's father a 'harki' - the Arabic term for Algerians who
    | fought for France against Algeria during the occupation. It's a term
    | for traitor and is considered the ultimate insult against an Algerian.
    |
    | If Zidane wants us to believe that an insult of that magnitude led to
    | his inability to control himself and that he HAD to respond, why stop
    | at a head-butt to the chest? In my world, if someone insults you or
    | your family such that violence is required as a response, you stomp
    | their ass into a mud puddle, then you stomp it dry.
    |
    | Head-butt??? What a pansy-ass French response!
    |

    Dumbass,

    It's football. Using hands is a penalty.

    Also he's Zidane and his head is the most lethal, accurate (hardest) part of
    his body. Were you not paying attention during the World Cup in '98 In case
    not-

    http://www.video-foot.net/but_zidane_mondial.htm

    Also, it's highly doubtful that Materazzi would have ever heard the word
    harki. Does that term even exist in Italian, which is the language they were
    speaking?

    According to the interviews I saw with Zidane yesterday, the insult was
    about Zidane's mother and sister. He never mentioned his father.

  5. Quoted message said:

    Here's the funny thing about Zidane... Rumor has it that Materazzi
    called Zidane's father a 'harki' - the Arabic term for Algerians who
    fought for France against Algeria during the occupation. It's a term
    for traitor and is considered the ultimate insult against an Algerian.

    That's totally believable because Materazzi has a real penchant for
    North African history. I've heard that most pro soccer teams also hold
    multilingual swearing sessions to ensure that trash talk is appropriatly
    culturally insensitive.

    Gabe Brovedani

    P.S. I was hoping Mayo would do some whoop-ass on the cameraman
    following him; instead, he settled for stink eye.

  6. Jack Hollis said:

    After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not have
    to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race. Now
    they're faced with the real possibility of another American winning
    the Tour.

    Perhaps the difference is Landis isn't arrogant, or that the impression I
    get of him anyway.

  7. "trg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    [email hidden]...
    |
    | Jack Hollis wrote:
    | > After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not have
    | > to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race. Now
    | > they're faced with the real possibility of another American winning
    | > the Tour.
    | >
    | > Perhaps they can have Zidane hiding in the crowd and when Landis
    | > passes by, Zidane can head butt him off his bike. Then Zidane can
    | > claim that Landis insulted his mother.
    |
    | Here's the funny thing about Zidane... Rumor has it that Materazzi
    | called Zidane's father a 'harki' - the Arabic term for Algerians who
    | fought for France against Algeria during the occupation. It's a term
    | for traitor and is considered the ultimate insult against an Algerian.
    |
    | If Zidane wants us to believe that an insult of that magnitude led to
    | his inability to control himself and that he HAD to respond, why stop
    | at a head-butt to the chest? In my world, if someone insults you or
    | your family such that violence is required as a response, you stomp
    | their ass into a mud puddle, then you stomp it dry.
    |
    | Head-butt??? What a pansy-ass French response!
    |

    Dumbass,

    It's football. Using hands is a penalty.

    Also he's Zidane and his head is the most lethal, accurate (hardest) part
    of
    his body. Were you not paying attention during the World Cup in '98 In
    case
    not-

    http://www.video-foot.net/but_zidane_mondial.htm

    Also, it's highly doubtful that Materazzi would have ever heard the word
    harki. Does that term even exist in Italian, which is the language they
    were
    speaking?

    No it doesn't. Besides, Italians are unable to pronounce the h. So if
    someone really thinks he heard `harki', Materazzi probably said `archi' as
    in: "Tuo padre è un archicoglione." (You're father is a super-[censored]'😉.

    Benjo

  8. benjo maso said:

    "Tuo padre è un archicoglione." (You're father is a super-[censored]'😉.

    Once again rbr proves its worth as an educational resource.

  9. "Donald Munro" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    benjo maso said:

    "Tuo padre è un archicoglione." (You're father is a super-[censored]'😉.

    Once again rbr proves its worth as an educational resource.

    Italians are always pleasantly surprised if you speak a few words of their
    language.

    Benjo

  10. in message <[email hidden]>, Jack Hollis

    (') said:

    After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not have
    to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race. Now
    they're faced with the real possibility of another American winning
    the Tour.

    Ah, another chicken counter.

    They hatch on the Champs Elysees, you know.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    ;; ... exposing the violence incoherent in the system...

  11. trg said:


    Also, it's highly doubtful that Materazzi would have ever heard the word
    harki. Does that term even exist in Italian, which is the language they were
    speaking?


    Maybe not, but the Italians do have a derogatory, inflammatory name for
    the members of virtually any ethnic, cultural, philosophical, or sexual
    identity you can think of. Picking fights comes easy.

  12. Kurgan Gringioni said:


    K. Gringioni.
    fan of Zidane

    maybe we could get him to post to rbr and you could call him "dumbass",
    and then he could give you a head butt. that i would pay to see, to be
    honest 😉

    hh

  13. Geraard Spergen said:
    trg said:


    Also, it's highly doubtful that Materazzi would have ever heard the word
    harki. Does that term even exist in Italian, which is the language they were
    speaking?


    Maybe not, but the Italians do have a derogatory, inflammatory name for
    the members of virtually any ethnic, cultural, philosophical, or sexual
    identity you can think of.

    And the word is ?

  14. Donald Munro said:
    Jack Hollis said:

    After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not have
    to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race. Now
    they're faced with the real possibility of another American winning
    the Tour.

    Perhaps the difference is Landis isn't arrogant, or that the impression I
    get of him anyway.

    +1

  15. "Keith" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    [email hidden]...
    | On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 15:43:10 -0700, Geraard Spergen
    | <[email hidden]> wrote:
    |
    | >trg wrote:
    | >
    | >>
    | >> Also, it's highly doubtful that Materazzi would have ever heard the
    word
    | >> harki. Does that term even exist in Italian, which is the language they
    were
    | >> speaking?
    | >>
    | >Maybe not, but the Italians do have a derogatory, inflammatory name for
    | >the members of virtually any ethnic, cultural, philosophical, or sexual
    | >identity you can think of.
    |
    | And the word is ?
    |

    Dumbass-

  16. "benjo maso" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    [email hidden]...
    |
    | "Donald Munro" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    | news:[email hidden]...
    | > benjo maso wrote:
    | >> "Tuo padre è un archicoglione." (You're father is a super-[censored]'😉.
    | >
    | > Once again rbr proves its worth as an educational resource.
    |
    | Italians are always pleasantly surprised if you speak a few words of their
    | language.
    |
    | Benjo
    |
    |

    It's refreshing to find that there are still people who make that extra
    effort.

  17. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    Jack Hollis said:

    After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not have
    to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race. Now
    they're faced with the real possibility of another American winning
    the Tour.

    Perhaps they can have Zidane hiding in the crowd and when Landis
    passes by, Zidane can head butt him off his bike. Then Zidane can
    claim that Landis insulted his mother.

    Here's the funny thing about Zidane... Rumor has it that Materazzi
    called Zidane's father a 'harki' - the Arabic term for Algerians who
    fought for France against Algeria during the occupation. It's a term
    for traitor and is considered the ultimate insult against an Algerian.

    If Zidane wants us to believe that an insult of that magnitude led to
    his inability to control himself and that he HAD to respond, why stop
    at a head-butt to the chest? In my world, if someone insults you or
    your family such that violence is required as a response, you stomp
    their ass into a mud puddle, then you stomp it dry.

    Head-butt??? What a pansy-ass French response!

    Fred "don't you talk about my momma" Garvin

    Materazzi got exactly what he was after. He fished for a conflict and
    Zidane bit. Zidane must have the IQ of defecation to get tooled like that.
    What a sucker.

  18. Keith said:
    Geraard Spergen said:
    trg said:


    Also, it's highly doubtful that Materazzi would have ever heard the word
    harki. Does that term even exist in Italian, which is the language they were
    speaking?


    Maybe not, but the Italians do have a derogatory, inflammatory name for
    the members of virtually any ethnic, cultural, philosophical, or sexual
    identity you can think of.

    And the word is ?

    How does one say "RBR Dumbass" in Italian?

  19. Quoted message said:

    If Zidane wants us to believe that an insult of that magnitude led to
    his inability to control himself and that he HAD to respond, why stop
    at a head-butt to the chest? In my world, if someone insults you or
    your family such that violence is required as a response, you stomp
    their ass into a mud puddle, then you stomp it dry.

    Head-butt??? What a pansy-ass French response!

    Or at least break his nose with a head butt to the face.

  20. On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:33:14 GMT, Gabe Brovedani <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    That's totally believable because Materazzi has a real penchant for
    North African history. I've heard that most pro soccer teams also hold
    multilingual swearing sessions to ensure that trash talk is appropriatly
    culturally insensitive.

    ZZ speaks Italian.

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