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  1. Mike Bruno said:

    Personally I think he looks like a fred

    Is he a brazilian mennonite ?

  2. Quoted message said:
    Jack Hollis said:
    Quoted post said:

    Did you notice how our World Cup team did?

    Yes, the US got a draw with Italy, which is better than the French
    did.

    I guess that gives the US its first appearance in a
    virtual World Cup final then. Another argument for
    retaining Bruce Arena as virtual coach.


    you would be better off with Tina Arena

  3. Donald Munro says...

    Quoted message said:
    benjo maso said:

    "Tuo padre è un archicoglione." (You're father is a super-[censored]'😉.

    Quoted message said:

    Once again rbr proves its worth as an educational resource.

    This is the best thread in months!

  4. "Donald Munro" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    [email hidden]...
    | Mike Bruno wrote:
    | > Personally I think he looks like a fred
    |
    | Is he a brazilian mennonite ?
    |

    Here's the Brazilian Fred -
    http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/w/player/233952_FRED.html

  5. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Jack Hollis said:
    trg said:

    | The whole thing's done wonders for soccer's image in the US.

    I really don't know if you're being sarcastic.

    Not at all.

    One of the problems with soccer in the US is that your average
    American sports fan views it as a sport for girls and children. A
    little graphic violence can't help but dispel that image. The
    incident has gotten a lot of coverage on regular and sports news
    programs and even on late night TV. As they say, there is no such
    thing as bad publicity.

    BTW, the WC Final had huge ratings in the US, which were higher than
    any of the NBA Final games and all but one of the last World Series
    games. Nothing impresses the US sports establishment more than
    ratings. Perhaps soccer is about to replace ice hockey as the US #4
    sport.

    By the ratings, and as a Canuck with ice in his veins* it pains me to
    say this, but hockey is about the number #7 sport. NASCAR, bowling,
    probably poker or arena football by now.

    Hockey has tremendous regional support in certain markets. Even some
    surprising ones, like Carolina, can do quite well at least when they're
    winning. It also has, how to put this, a reputation of being a "real"
    sport. The fact that is fast, dynamic, and violent (I speak here of the
    clean checks and physical play rather than mere fights or goonery) seems
    to establish a certain respectability beyond its current nationwide
    popularity.

    *I live in Lotusland out on the west coast, and we've only had natural
    ice thick enough to support skating once in 30 years.

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  6. "Ryan Cousineau" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    Hockey has tremendous regional support in certain markets. Even some
    surprising ones, like Carolina, can do quite well at least when they're
    winning.

    I think it's easy to jump on the bandwagon when a team is winning. But those
    are fair weather fans. Similarly, consider the OLN ratings now that LANCE is
    not in the picture, despite how desperately OLN makes frequent references to
    him.

  7. "trg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "routebear" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    [email hidden]...
    | <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    | news:[email hidden]...
    | >
    | > Jack Hollis wrote:
    | > > After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not have
    | > > to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race. Now
    | > > they're faced with the real possibility of another American winning
    | > > the Tour.
    | > >
    | > > Perhaps they can have Zidane hiding in the crowd and when Landis
    | > > passes by, Zidane can head butt him off his bike. Then Zidane can
    | > > claim that Landis insulted his mother.
    | >
    | > Here's the funny thing about Zidane... Rumor has it that Materazzi
    | > called Zidane's father a 'harki' - the Arabic term for Algerians who
    | > fought for France against Algeria during the occupation. It's a term
    | > for traitor and is considered the ultimate insult against an Algerian.
    | >
    | > If Zidane wants us to believe that an insult of that magnitude led to
    | > his inability to control himself and that he HAD to respond, why stop
    | > at a head-butt to the chest? In my world, if someone insults you or
    | > your family such that violence is required as a response, you stomp
    | > their ass into a mud puddle, then you stomp it dry.
    | >
    | > Head-butt??? What a pansy-ass French response!
    | >
    | > Fred "don't you talk about my momma" Garvin
    |
    | Materazzi got exactly what he was after. He fished for a conflict and
    | Zidane bit. Zidane must have the IQ of defecation to get tooled like
    that.
    | What a sucker.
    |

    Dumbass-

    "Some words hurt more than being hit". - Zidane

    Indeed Materazzi did exactly know how to get to him. I bet the team spoke
    at length about this before game time. Anyone who doesn't see this is being
    a bit naive, especially Zidane. The Italians outplayed the French in every
    way. They deserve to be the Champs.

    Italy was able to beat EVERY team they played during the World Cup except
    for one.

  8. "trg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "routebear" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    [email hidden]...
    | <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    | news:[email hidden]...
    | >
    | > Jack Hollis wrote:
    | > > After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not have
    | > > to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race. Now
    | > > they're faced with the real possibility of another American winning
    | > > the Tour.
    | > >
    | > > Perhaps they can have Zidane hiding in the crowd and when Landis
    | > > passes by, Zidane can head butt him off his bike. Then Zidane can
    | > > claim that Landis insulted his mother.
    | >
    | > Here's the funny thing about Zidane... Rumor has it that Materazzi
    | > called Zidane's father a 'harki' - the Arabic term for Algerians who
    | > fought for France against Algeria during the occupation. It's a term
    | > for traitor and is considered the ultimate insult against an Algerian.
    | >
    | > If Zidane wants us to believe that an insult of that magnitude led to
    | > his inability to control himself and that he HAD to respond, why stop
    | > at a head-butt to the chest? In my world, if someone insults you or
    | > your family such that violence is required as a response, you stomp
    | > their ass into a mud puddle, then you stomp it dry.
    | >
    | > Head-butt??? What a pansy-ass French response!
    | >
    | > Fred "don't you talk about my momma" Garvin
    |
    | Materazzi got exactly what he was after. He fished for a conflict and
    | Zidane bit. Zidane must have the IQ of defecation to get tooled like
    that.
    | What a sucker.

    maybe the word I was looking for was excrement or [censored]. Zidane really
    screwed up but it would not have changed the out come.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slug=ap-wcup-fifa-materazzi
    Ah good, drag it out even more. What a great way to end a career - bitter.
    Unless he comes out of retirement again and actually wins a World Cup then
    this will always hang over him.

  9. "routebear" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    [email hidden]...
    | "trg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    | news:[email hidden]...
    | > "routebear" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    | > [email hidden]...
    | > | <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    | > | news:[email hidden]...
    | > | >
    | > | > Jack Hollis wrote:
    | > | > > After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not
    have
    | > | > > to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race.
    Now
    | > | > > they're faced with the real possibility of another American
    winning
    | > | > > the Tour.
    | > | > >
    | > | > > Perhaps they can have Zidane hiding in the crowd and when Landis
    | > | > > passes by, Zidane can head butt him off his bike. Then Zidane
    can
    | > | > > claim that Landis insulted his mother.
    | > | >
    | > | > Here's the funny thing about Zidane... Rumor has it that Materazzi
    | > | > called Zidane's father a 'harki' - the Arabic term for Algerians who
    | > | > fought for France against Algeria during the occupation. It's a term
    | > | > for traitor and is considered the ultimate insult against an
    Algerian.
    | > | >
    | > | > If Zidane wants us to believe that an insult of that magnitude led
    to
    | > | > his inability to control himself and that he HAD to respond, why
    stop
    | > | > at a head-butt to the chest? In my world, if someone insults you or
    | > | > your family such that violence is required as a response, you stomp
    | > | > their ass into a mud puddle, then you stomp it dry.
    | > | >
    | > | > Head-butt??? What a pansy-ass French response!
    | > | >
    | > | > Fred "don't you talk about my momma" Garvin
    | > |
    | > | Materazzi got exactly what he was after. He fished for a conflict and
    | > | Zidane bit. Zidane must have the IQ of defecation to get tooled like
    | > that.
    | > | What a sucker.
    | > |
    | >
    | > Dumbass-
    | >
    | > "Some words hurt more than being hit". - Zidane
    |
    | Indeed Materazzi did exactly know how to get to him. I bet the team spoke
    | at length about this before game time. Anyone who doesn't see this is
    being
    | a bit naive, especially Zidane. The Italians outplayed the French in
    every
    | way. They deserve to be the Champs.
    |
    | Italy was able to beat EVERY team they played during the World Cup except
    | for one.
    |
    |

    Dumbass-

    What part of 1-1 don't you understand? The Italians outplayed the French in
    one way- penalty kicks. Trezegeut missed his. Fortunately for Italy (and
    unfortunately for France), that's the most important stat. In fact, France
    did better that Italy in shots, shots on goal, and corners.The Italians were
    playing 11-10 and France still looked better than they did. And this against
    a team that was so hard up for players that they had to convince their best
    players to come out of retirement. It was a very even match by two teams
    that have a similar style.

    And the US was unable to beat ANY team they faced during the World Cup.
    That's why Arena was fired.

    "There's no shame in being beaten by one of West Africa's least
    mal-nourished countries." - John Stewart

  10. routebear said:

    maybe the word I was looking for was excrement or [censored]. Zidane really
    screwed up but it would not have changed the out come.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slug=ap-wcup-fifa-materazzi
    Ah good, drag it out even more. What a great way to end a career - bitter.
    Unless he comes out of retirement again and actually wins a World Cup then
    this will always hang over him.

    Materazzi is a talented player (if a bit mercurial, kinda like ZZ)
    and will have a good rest-of-his-career. But ten years from
    now, Zidane will be Zidane and Materazzi will be "that guy
    Zidane headbutted." That's just the way it is.

    In fact, it's a little bit like the time Armstrong chased down
    Fillippo Simeoni. It was stupid and made Lance look petty,
    but a few years from now, or even right now, Armstrong is
    Armstrong and Simeoni is that guy that Lance chased down.

  11. Ewoud Dronkert said:
    Jack Hollis said:

    what I've seen of him over the years, he seems like a quiet,
    unassuming guy.

    You forgot ugly.


    Funny you should mention this. After the stage today my girlfriend asked
    me, "is the ugly guy still leading?"

  12. On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 22:55:23 +0200, Kyle Legate <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Ewoud Dronkert said:
    Jack Hollis said:

    what I've seen of him over the years, he seems like a quiet,
    unassuming guy.

    You forgot ugly.


    Funny you should mention this. After the stage today my girlfriend asked
    me, "is the ugly guy still leading?"

    All he needs is an image consultant. He's got to shave his head, get
    a few tattoos and some earrings. Then start wearing a bandanna and
    he'll go from ugly to interesting.

    Of course, he should wait until he actually wins the Tour first. If
    he doesn't win, no one will give a [censored] how he looks. Fact is, until
    he was in yellow, no one ever looked close enough at him to realize
    that he is ugly.

  13. Jack Hollis schreef:

    Quoted message said:

    he doesn't win, no one will give a [censored] how he looks. Fact is, until
    he was in yellow, no one ever looked close enough at him to realize
    that he is ugly.

    http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/f9b83a58480dbb2b

    --
    E. Dronkert

  14. "trg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "routebear" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    [email hidden]...
    | "trg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    | news:[email hidden]...
    | > "routebear" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    | > [email hidden]...
    | > | <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    | > | news:[email hidden]...
    | > | >
    | > | > Jack Hollis wrote:
    | > | > > After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not
    have
    | > | > > to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race.
    Now
    | > | > > they're faced with the real possibility of another American
    winning
    | > | > > the Tour.
    | > | > >
    | > | > > Perhaps they can have Zidane hiding in the crowd and when Landis
    | > | > > passes by, Zidane can head butt him off his bike. Then Zidane
    can
    | > | > > claim that Landis insulted his mother.
    | > | >
    | > | > Here's the funny thing about Zidane... Rumor has it that Materazzi
    | > | > called Zidane's father a 'harki' - the Arabic term for Algerians


    who

    Quoted message said:

    | > | > fought for France against Algeria during the occupation. It's a


    term

    Quoted message said:

    | > | > for traitor and is considered the ultimate insult against an
    Algerian.
    | > | >
    | > | > If Zidane wants us to believe that an insult of that magnitude led
    to
    | > | > his inability to control himself and that he HAD to respond, why
    stop
    | > | > at a head-butt to the chest? In my world, if someone insults you


    or

    Quoted message said:

    | > | > your family such that violence is required as a response, you


    stomp

    Quoted message said:

    | > | > their ass into a mud puddle, then you stomp it dry.
    | > | >
    | > | > Head-butt??? What a pansy-ass French response!
    | > | >
    | > | > Fred "don't you talk about my momma" Garvin
    | > |
    | > | Materazzi got exactly what he was after. He fished for a conflict


    and

    Quoted message said:

    | > | Zidane bit. Zidane must have the IQ of defecation to get tooled


    like

    Quoted message said:

    | > that.
    | > | What a sucker.
    | > |
    | >
    | > Dumbass-
    | >
    | > "Some words hurt more than being hit". - Zidane
    |
    | Indeed Materazzi did exactly know how to get to him. I bet the team


    spoke

    Quoted message said:

    | at length about this before game time. Anyone who doesn't see this is
    being
    | a bit naive, especially Zidane. The Italians outplayed the French in
    every
    | way. They deserve to be the Champs.
    |
    | Italy was able to beat EVERY team they played during the World Cup


    except

    Quoted message said:

    | for one.
    |
    |

    Dumbass-

    What part of 1-1 don't you understand? The Italians outplayed the French


    in

    Quoted message said:

    one way- penalty kicks.

    Only one goal was made all night. Care to guess which equip made it? I'm
    not saying the French played poorly. They played very well, just the
    Italians played better. Too bad about Zidane, the Italians were looking
    pretty worn near the end. They had a better chance with Zidane in the game,
    not in the locker room. But Zidane didn't care about his team or the fact
    that they had no more subs, he only cared about getting respect and he was
    not good enough to earn it on the field, had to resort to violence. That's
    a shame. Now he is telling the kids in France he did the right thing. What
    a role model! If things don't go your way, resort to violence -- burn a
    car!

    Quoted message said:

    Trezegeut missed his. Fortunately for Italy (and
    unfortunately for France), that's the most important stat. In fact, France
    did better that Italy in shots, shots on goal, and corners.

    But could not convert. Do you know why?

  15. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    routebear said:

    maybe the word I was looking for was excrement or [censored]. Zidane really
    screwed up but it would not have changed the out come.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slug=ap-wcup-fifa-materazzi
    Ah good, drag it out even more. What a great way to end a career -


    bitter.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Unless he comes out of retirement again and actually wins a World Cup


    then

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    this will always hang over him.

    Materazzi is a talented player (if a bit mercurial, kinda like ZZ)
    and will have a good rest-of-his-career. But ten years from
    now, Zidane will be Zidane and Materazzi will be "that guy
    Zidane headbutted." That's just the way it is.

    Not over the next few years, but in ten years... you might be right. It was
    one thing to have a reputation for being angry and tempermental, but it is
    important to show cool when it's needed and to play as a member of the team.
    I understand what you are saying, but I think that is a hard call to make
    right now. Maybe the French people will forget his temperment, I'm not so
    sure the rest of the world will. I'm sure Italy will not, as they believe
    it possibly won them a championship.

    Quoted message said:

    In fact, it's a little bit like the time Armstrong chased down
    Fillippo Simeoni. It was stupid and made Lance look petty,
    but a few years from now, or even right now, Armstrong is
    Armstrong and Simeoni is that guy that Lance chased down.

    I'm a little burnt-out on Armstrong...

  16. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    Jack Hollis said:

    After Lance retired, the French had to feel that they would not have
    to put up with any more arrogant Americans winning their race. Now
    they're faced with the real possibility of another American winning
    the Tour.

    Perhaps they can have Zidane hiding in the crowd and when Landis
    passes by, Zidane can head butt him off his bike. Then Zidane can
    claim that Landis insulted his mother.

    what head butt, he hit a post, see...

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/13/zidane_headbutt_outrage/

    That is absolutely hilarious! Especially the Hezbollah / Al Qaeda /
    Jihadist Zidane:
    http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/07/13/image004.gif

    Man, I lost a tear or two on that one. It's nice to be able to laugh at
    something like that during times like these.

    Referees should be able to tell when a player is full of [censored] because all of
    these guys have excellent balance skills. No headbutt is going to make
    someone with such great balance skills lose his balance. It can knock him
    around, but not off his feet. It certainly would not knock you 2-3 feet off
    the ground without the subject moving back an inch. On this point, the
    French are correct, however, the act was already committed.

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