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  1. Back from England now where I had a hired bike, smaller, lighter and more primitive than the one I
    use in France.

    There are still many basic moves that I am no closer to accomplishing than before I left, but the
    Cambridge bike seemed easier, and the targets seemed closer in some respects than on my home bike.

    I still absolutely cannot:
    1) Look behind me
    2) Take even one hand off the handlebar to signal
    3) Obviously from 2, ride free-hand
    4) Stand on pedals, not even to start (current starting technique consists of slanting bike to the
    left so that seat is low enough to get under my [censored], and pushing off on the right pedal; in UK,
    I mounted from sidewalk-step on convenient left side of road)

    My riding posture weighs very heavily on my hands, which is why I totally lose any semblance of
    control if I try to let go. My main weight-bearing point is gone. The seat pitches me forward far
    more than on the Cambridge bike. I think this is because the distance between the saddle and the
    handlebar is too great, or the handles are too low.

    I have tried several times at the LBS to get them to help me fit the bike better, but they refuse.
    They are contemptuous of my supermarket bike. So I can only ask one minor adjustment at a time -
    seat forward an inch, 5 euros, seat back an inch, 5 euros, pump tires, 5 euros etc (and yes, I have
    a bicycle pump, bit they never showed me how to use it and I'm not even sure it they bothered to
    sell me the right kind of valve connector). They are most unhelpful about helping me get things
    right overall. I can hear them thinking "Ah voila la grosse connasse, qui ne sait meme pas cycler,
    et qui vient nous emmerder encore."

    Trouble is, if any adjustment is made tightly enough to be able to withstand my weight, then it is
    far too tight for me to be able to modify it by myself - I have weak hands. For example, the
    forward-back position or angle of the saddle - I cannot loosen that bolt for love or money no matter
    what kind of wrench I use, and the one time I did manage to loosen it I couldn't tighten it enough
    for the seat to stay straight. That's why I have to keep going back and deal with their surliness.

    So here's my question. Is there ever a point in the transaction of buying a cycle that involves
    getting it properly fitted by a knowledgeable mechanic? Because even if I bought my bike at the
    supermarket, it was in the special, bicycle shop annexe, and it still is under guarantee. I'd be
    perfectly happy to pay good money for a proper and thorough fitting. I haven't the first clue about
    angles and heights and relationships and everything I read about it - I now have Forrester and have
    visted Sheldon Brown - just confuses me further and seems harder than any Maths class ever was. But
    is this a service that exists on the market?

    Elisa Francesca Roselli Ile de France

  2. There are basic comparisons/measures that are made prior to purchase to eliminate obviously poorly
    sized frames. Frames come in a range of styles characterized by these that 'confuse' you. Head tube
    angles may produce a bike unrideably twitchy, for instance, or allow a pedaling foot to touch a
    turned front tire.

    But yes, after purchase and while still under warranty for satisfaction the LBS should fit the bike.
    How well this is done is very much a measure of the LBS's competence. Find a shop that has
    demonstrated its care by having a 'fit kit' on site.

    I am sorry to hear of your abuse. Globalism ((archly)) sucks when American big-box stores' attitude
    is exported to France.

    "Elisa Francesca Roselli" <[email hidden]> wrote in part in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Back from England now where I had a hired bike, smaller, lighter and more primitive than the one I
    use in France.

    Quoted message said:

    So here's my question. Is there ever a point in the transaction of buying a cycle that involves
    getting it properly fitted by a knowledgeable mechanic? Because even if I bought my bike at the
    supermarket, it was in the special, bicycle shop annexe, and it still is under guarantee. I'd be
    perfectly happy to pay good money for a proper and thorough fitting. I haven't the first clue
    about angles and heights and relationships and everything I read about it - I now have Forrester
    and have visted Sheldon Brown - just confuses me further and seems harder than any Maths class
    ever was. But is this a service that exists on the market?

    Elisa Francesca Roselli Ile de France

  3. I should mention we're talking two different shops. The LBS sells "upmarket" cycles that are
    thoroughly unsuited to my needs and cycling profile as well as three times as expensive as the bike
    I ride. They sneer every time I go in because they think Dutch utility-style bikes and the kinds of
    people who ride them shouldn't exist.

    The bike itself comes from the bike annexe of the supermarket. They are not contemptuous there,
    since I represent their market and own their product, but they are very unavailable. Even small
    repairs take three weeks. Also they are much farther from my home. So I go to the LBS in the hope of
    prompter and more customized service for which I am _perfectly_ willing to pay, only to find that my
    inexperience outrages their elitism.

    Elisa Francesca Roselli Ile de France

    Doug Huffman said:

    I am sorry to hear of your abuse. Globalism ((archly)) sucks when American big-box stores'
    attitude is exported to France.

  4. "Elisa Francesca Roselli" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    much farther from my home. So I go to the LBS in the hope of prompter and


    more

    Quoted message said:

    customized service for which I am _perfectly_ willing to pay, only to find


    that

    Quoted message said:

    my inexperience outrages their elitism.

    The most obvious solution is to find a different local bike shop. If this is not possible, then the
    things you are telling us should be told to the owner of the bike shop. Perhaps a nice letter or a
    conversation expressing your concerns with the employees' attitudes and how they are affecting the
    profitability of the shop would change how the employees treat you.

    Good luck, Buck

  5. Quoted message said:

    "Doug Huffman" [email hidden]

    wrote in part:

    Quoted message said:

    I am sorry to hear of your abuse. Globalism ((archly)) sucks when American big-box stores' attitude
    is exported to France.

    Poor customer service and rudeness are not uniquely American attributes. Besides, if you're going to
    use stereotypes I wouldn't think the French would have any need to *import* rudeness or a
    supercilious attitude. <g>

    Regards, Bob Hunt

  6. Quoted message said:

    [email hidden]

    wrote in part:

    Quoted message said:

    I have tried several times at the LBS to get them to help me fit the bike better, but they refuse.
    They are contemptuous of my supermarket bike. So I can only ask one minor adjustment at a time -
    seat forward an inch, 5 euros, seat back an inch, 5 euros.... ---snip---

    I'd bet that if you showed up at one of a local bike club's rides there would be plenty of people
    happy to help you with such minor adjustments. Failing that, I'd suggest a different LBS. BTW,
    moving a saddle a full inch isn't exactly a minor tweak.

    Regards, Bob Hunt

  7. Elisa Francesca Roselli <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Back from England now where I had a hired bike, smaller, lighter and more primitive than the one I
    use in France.

    There are still many basic moves that I am no closer to accomplishing than before I left, but the
    Cambridge bike seemed easier, and the targets seemed closer in some respects than on my home bike.

    I still absolutely cannot:
    1) Look behind me
    2) Take even one hand off the handlebar to signal
    3) Obviously from 2, ride free-hand
    4) Stand on pedals, not even to start (current starting technique consists of slanting bike to the
    left so that seat is low enough to get under my [censored], and pushing off on the right pedal; in
    UK, I mounted from sidewalk-step on convenient left side of road)

    My riding posture weighs very heavily on my hands, which is why I totally lose any semblance of
    control if I try to let go. My main weight-bearing point is gone. The seat pitches me forward far
    more than on the Cambridge bike. I think this is because the distance between the saddle and the
    handlebar is too great, or the handles are too low.

    either/or. It could also be that your saddle is slanted too far downwards, thus you are sliding onto
    the handlebars...

    Quoted message said:


    I have tried several times at the LBS to get them to help me fit the bike better, but they refuse.
    They are contemptuous of my supermarket bike. So I can only ask one minor adjustment at a time -
    seat forward an inch, 5 euros, seat back an inch, 5 euros, pump tires, 5 euros etc (and yes, I
    have a bicycle pump, bit they never showed me how to use it and I'm not even sure it they bothered
    to sell me the right kind of valve connector). They are most unhelpful about helping me get things
    right overall. I can hear them thinking "Ah voila la grosse connasse, qui ne sait meme pas cycler,
    et qui vient nous emmerder encore."

    That shop is a disgrace. 5 Euros for a minor adjustment? One shudders to think what they would
    charge you for something serious, like a bicycle...!

    There are a bunch of wrenches who'll do minor stuff like that for no charge, especially if it's a
    slow day...surely that's not the only bike shop in your town...?

    Heck, ActionBikes here in London (Ludgate Circus) even has a floor pump chained outside the door,
    with the necessary pump heads. Far as I can tell, you can just walk up and pump your tyres whenever.

    Quoted message said:


    Trouble is, if any adjustment is made tightly enough to be able to withstand my weight, then it is
    far too tight for me to be able to modify it by myself - I have weak hands. For example, the
    forward-back position or angle of the saddle - I cannot loosen that bolt for love or money no
    matter what kind of wrench I use, and the one time I did manage to loosen it I couldn't tighten it
    enough for the seat to stay straight. That's why I have to keep going back and deal with their
    surliness.

    Quoted message said:


    So here's my question. Is there ever a point in the transaction of buying a cycle that involves
    getting it properly fitted by a knowledgeable mechanic?

    a good shop will take the time to see that you're comfortable on the bike, make all the necessary
    twiddly adjustments, etc.

    If you've got a cyclist friend, you might consider bringing him/her along to the shop when you're
    bike shopping--to help you out in the fitting/choosing process.

    Quoted message said:

    Because even if I bought my bike at the supermarket, it was in the special, bicycle shop annexe,
    and it still is under guarantee. I'd be perfectly happy to pay good money for a proper and thorough
    fitting. I haven't the first clue about angles and heights and relationships and everything I read
    about it - I now have Forrester and have visted Sheldon Brown - just confuses me further and seems
    harder than any Maths class ever was.

    The thing is--it's not about mathematics, really. It's about how you *feel*. Listen to what
    your body is telling you: is there too much weight on your hands and wrists? raise the
    handlebars, or reduce the reach somehow. pogoing on the pedalstroke? raise the seatpost.
    Rocking your hips? lower it.

    if getting enough leverage is a problem, use a small length of pipe to fit around the wrench handles
    and then use that: the longer the lever, the more torque.

    Quoted message said:

    But is this a service that exists on the market?

    Yes, there are fitting services, and some bike shops offer them. The fitting itself incurs a charge,
    which may or may not be taken off the price of a bicycle you actually purchase at the shop. I've
    never used these myself, though.

    Quoted message said:


    Elisa Francesca Roselli Ile de France

  8. "Elisa Francesca Roselli" <[email hidden]> wrote:

    [snip]

    Quoted message said:

    So here's my question. Is there ever a point in the transaction of buying a cycle that involves
    getting it properly fitted by a knowledgeable mechanic? Because even if I bought my bike at the
    supermarket, it was in the special, bicycle shop annexe, and it still is under guarantee.

    I don't know much about French consumer law, but I'd say it's reasonable to assume that any bike
    sold to you should be of the correct size, and reasonably correctly adjusted. Better bike shops will
    spend more time making certain that the fit is good, and will be willing to exchange components such
    as stems and saddles to make sure that the bike fits. The disadvantage of buying from a supermarket,
    or even from one of the Decathlon/Gosport shops is that the staff may not have the experience to
    advise you properly, and it may not be company policy to exchange parts. From your description of
    your problem, it sounds as though the bike you have may be too large for you - but it's very hard to
    tell without seeing the bike.

    Quoted message said:

    I'd be perfectly happy to pay good money for a proper and thorough fitting. But is this a service
    that exists on the market?

    Bike fitting services exist, varying in the complexity of the biometrics they employ, but most cater
    for the needs of the racing - or at least sporting - cyclist. Most seem to make too precise a
    science of it too: any fitting is just a starting point to adjust according to the individual
    preference of the rider. The rules of thumb that apply to fitting a racing bike are different from
    those that apply to a more upright position, and the staff at your LBS may have no more - and
    probably less - idea of how to make your bike comfortable than you do.

    If I were you, I'd approach the shop where you bought the bike at a quiet moment, attempt to find
    the most savvy (not necessarily the most senior) member of staff, and try to get him or her to spend
    15 minutes or so getting your position within the right ballpark. You should still expect to have to
    make further small adjustments. If the adjusting bolts are difficult to loosen and tighten, they may
    need lubrication - supermarket bikes are often under-lubricated. You could try using longer-handled
    tools, or fit quick-release levers - though these are impractical if you ever leave your bike where
    theft may be a problem.

    If you're in intramural Paris, Bicloune on rue Froment and Boulevard Beaumarchais are
    roadster-friendly, and generally pretty helpful, though busy. You might get them to agree to a
    fitting consultation - maybe for a fee, or on condition of a sale.

    bicloune.frbicloune.fr

    Alternatively, if you're ever in the 3e arrondissement, you're welcome to drop by. I'm not an expert
    at bike fitting - I know what works for me - but I'd be happy to give my inexpert opinion, and I
    have a well-equipped workshop. If not, you might find a helpful local cyclist or an LBS more suited
    to your needs via news:fr.misc.transport.velo or the MDB-IDF mailing list (details at
    mdb-idf.orglistediff.html )

    HTH

    James Thomson

  9. "Doug Huffman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    {Elisa's tale of poor service -- IN FRANCE -- snipped due to DH's top-posting.}

    Quoted message said:

    I am sorry to hear of your abuse. Globalism ((archly)) sucks when


    American

    Quoted message said:

    big-box stores' attitude is exported to France.

    How can you drag anti-Americanism into this? She's being treated crappily by a snooty bike shop IN
    FRANCE. (The "super market" where she bought the bike at least treats her OK; they're just
    incompetent and over-taxed time-wise.)

    I recently bought my first road bike from a Trek "super store" here in San Diego. The *only*
    salesman who was rude, condescending AND ignored me was a snobby Italian pretty-boy roadie. Guess he
    couldn't be seen helping someone in gym shorts, tank top and sandals. (Maybe if they worked on
    commission, then he'd have deigned to assist me.)

    To the OP (Elisa), I hope you can find a friendlier bike shop (or even a sporting goods store with a
    mechanic?) to help you. It does sound like you have some basic fit issues that are preventing you
    from fully enjoying your riding.

    Bill "France doesn't need America's help with bad attitudes" S.

  10. Sorni said:

    How can you drag anti-Americanism into this? She's being treated crappily by a snooty bike shop IN
    FRANCE. (The "super market" where she bought the bike at least treats her OK; they're just
    incompetent and over-taxed time-wise.)

    Agree that dragging anti-American sentiment into this really isn't needed. The French are deservedly
    well known for their "attitude", and I'd be surprised if Americans have much to offer them in that
    department!

    Quoted message said:

    I recently bought my first road bike from a Trek "super store" here in San Diego. The *only*
    salesman who was rude, condescending AND ignored me was a snobby Italian pretty-boy roadie. Guess
    he couldn't be seen helping someone in gym shorts, tank top and sandals. (Maybe if they worked on
    commission, then he'd have deigned to assist me.)

    Didn't know the Fab lived in San Diego!

    Quoted message said:

    To the OP (Elisa), I hope you can find a friendlier bike shop (or even a sporting goods store with
    a mechanic?) to help you. It does sound like you have some basic fit issues that are preventing
    you from fully enjoying your riding.

    Bill "France doesn't need America's help with bad attitudes" S.

    Got that straight!

    SMH

  11. "Stephen Harding" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Sorni said:

    I recently bought my first road bike from a Trek "super store" here in


    San

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Diego. The *only* salesman who was rude, condescending AND ignored me


    was a

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    snobby Italian pretty-boy roadie. Guess he couldn't be seen helping


    someone

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    in gym shorts, tank top and sandals. (Maybe if they worked on


    commission,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    then he'd have deigned to assist me.)

    Didn't know the Fab lived in San Diego!

    I thought I was still a little too new to this group to invoke the 'F' word!
    🙂

    Bill "that sales dude could be a Fabrizio prototype" S.

  12. Elisa Francesca Roselli said:

    Back from England now where I had a hired bike, smaller, lighter and more primitive than the one I
    use in France.

    Smaller - and did it fit well? It does sound as if your bike might just be too big, and that may be
    the entire problem. There's a very easy to use bike fit system at wrenchscience.comwrenchscience.com

    Quoted message said:

    I still absolutely cannot:
    1) Look behind me
    2) Take even one hand off the handlebar to signal
    3) Obviously from 2, ride free-hand
    4) Stand on pedals, not even to start

    3 and 4 are not a problem; standing is one of those things that some people just don't do. I never
    stand up on the pedals on my everyday bike. OK, I'm teasing - it's a recumbent ;-)

    For 1 and 2 - well, if the next para is right then you may well need to change something before you
    can make progress.

    Quoted message said:

    My riding posture weighs very heavily on my hands, which is why I totally lose any semblance of
    control if I try to let go.

    Which does sound like your bike is too long in the top tube department. Adjustable stems help,
    though, you can sit upright and close-to until you get used to things, then move towards a more
    evenly balanced position later.

    Quoted message said:

    I have tried several times at the LBS to get them to help me fit the bike better, but they refuse.

    Then they are worthless creeps. Get your revenge by buying a copy of Haynes book of the bicycle, or
    similar, and never going there again. Buy your next bike, complete with gold plated Campagnolo, on
    the web - and make sure you let them know why.

    Bikes are designed to be user-serviceable, and although I frequently overestimate the complexity of
    job which Mr/Mrs/Ms Average can undertake (something to do with having changed my first car clutch
    aged 16), most jobs on a bike really are quite straightforward.

    Quoted message said:

    I can hear them thinking "Ah voila la grosse connasse, qui ne sait meme pas cycler, et qui vient
    nous emmerder encore."

    Ah, the flower of Parisian manhood....

    Kick the supercilious gits into touch is my advice.

    Guy
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  13. E.F. Roselli ecrit:

    ------et qui vient nous emmerder encore.

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    Thanks for teaching me a new word and to my delight, my Cassell's says: "it's a very coarse
    verb, not in decent use". I have my suspicions about the root of that word.

    If you have to give them 5 Euros every time they loosen and re-tighten a seat bolt, you must
    cast them off and do some basic bicycle things yourself. A good investment would be a night
    class for beginners in bicycle maintenance and simple repairs. These are very popular in my
    town. I'm just assuming they have such things in France?? I believe learning more about how
    your bicycle works, goes hand-in-hand with becoming a better rider. If you can adjust your own
    bike for a better fit and comfort, you can accomplish more in a day, than a month of trips back
    and forth to a bike shop.

    If you could spend some time practicing your riding in a place where there was little or no
    traffic, you could improve your handling skills better than where you have to fight crazy city
    drivers just for survival.

    Steve McDonald

  14. Elisa Francesca Roselli said:

    I still absolutely cannot:
    1) Look behind me
    2) Take even one hand off the handlebar to signal
    3) Obviously from 2, ride free-hand

    I've had problems with these things too not having been on a bike since I was a kid. I've noticed
    that when I have too much weight on my hands it is almost impossible to take a hand off the
    handlebar or look behind me. First I thought the solution was to sit more upright with a higher
    handlebar. Lately I've noticed instead that if I bend more at the waist, ie lean forward down
    towards my handlebar, my elbows will be bent instead of stiff and all of a sudden my balance is much
    better. There is almost no weight at all on my hands or wrists and it is very easy to signal or look
    behind me. Actually when you can release one hand it is even easier to turn your head. This will put
    a little more strain on your back but if you do it only for short spells it should not be a problem.

    Hope this helps
    --
    Perre

    You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.

  15. Pardon, Je parle français comme une vache espagnole

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I can hear them thinking "Ah voila la grosse connasse, qui ne sait meme pas cycler, et qui vient
    nous emmerder encore."

    What the heck does that mean??? The literal Babelfish translation is-

    "Ah veiled the large [censored], who cannot same step cycle, and which still comes us emmerder."

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles chainreactionbicycles.comchainreactionbicycles.com

    "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Elisa Francesca Roselli said:

    Back from England now where I had a hired bike, smaller, lighter and more primitive than the one
    I use in France.

    Smaller - and did it fit well? It does sound as if your bike might just be too big, and that may
    be the entire problem. There's a very easy to use bike fit system at wrenchscience.comwrenchscience.com

    Quoted message said:

    I still absolutely cannot:
    1) Look behind me
    2) Take even one hand off the handlebar to signal
    3) Obviously from 2, ride free-hand
    4) Stand on pedals, not even to start

    3 and 4 are not a problem; standing is one of those things that some people just don't do. I never
    stand up on the pedals on my everyday bike. OK, I'm teasing - it's a recumbent ;-)

    For 1 and 2 - well, if the next para is right then you may well need to change something before
    you can make progress.

    Quoted message said:

    My riding posture weighs very heavily on my hands, which is why I totally lose any semblance of
    control if I try to let go.

    Which does sound like your bike is too long in the top tube department. Adjustable stems help,
    though, you can sit upright and close-to until you get used to things, then move towards a more
    evenly balanced position later.

    Quoted message said:

    I have tried several times at the LBS to get them to help me fit the bike better, but they
    refuse.

    Then they are worthless creeps. Get your revenge by buying a copy of Haynes book of the bicycle,
    or similar, and never going there again. Buy your next bike, complete with gold plated Campagnolo,
    on the web - and make sure you let them know why.

    Bikes are designed to be user-serviceable, and although I frequently overestimate the complexity
    of job which Mr/Mrs/Ms Average can undertake (something to do with having changed my first car
    clutch aged 16), most jobs on a bike really are quite straightforward.

    Quoted message said:

    I can hear them thinking "Ah voila la grosse connasse, qui ne sait meme pas cycler, et qui vient
    nous emmerder encore."

    Ah, the flower of Parisian manhood....

    Kick the supercilious gits into touch is my advice.

    Guy
    ===
    ** WARNING ** This posting may contain traces of irony. chapmancentral.comchapmancentral.com New!
    Improved!! Now with added extra Demon!

  16. As a number of posters have pointed out, your bike seems to be too big. The staff at the bicycle
    annex of the supermarket may be well-intentioned and deserving of your patronage for that reason,
    but the truth is that most supermarkets and department stores do not have a staff that is well
    trained in fitting and repairing bicycles.

    May I join the chorus of people urging you to find another LBS? There has to be at least one more
    shop within reasonable distance of your home, and it can't be any worse than the one you've
    described. All the technical expertise in the world isn't worth a fart in a windstorm if the experts
    in question won't use their knowledge to help you, the customer.

    To answer your question, fitting the bike to the buyer is an integral part of the purchasing
    process, and the best measure of a shop's worth is the care and accuracy with which they perform
    this task before the customer takes possession of the bike. The supermarket staff may be well
    intentioned, but lack the knowledge and inventory to do the job properly. The staff at your LBS may
    or may not possess the knowledge, but lack the social skills and professionalism to do the job
    properly. It's possible that they would lavish more care, attention, and courtesy on someone who had
    spent a few thousand dollars/euros/whatever on a bike from their shop, but a good business treats
    all it's customers with equal respect and courtesy. Find a shop that values your patronage and give
    them your business.
    --
    mark

  17. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I can hear them thinking "Ah voila la grosse connasse, qui ne sait meme pas cycler, et qui
    vient nous emmerder encore."

    Mike Jacoubowsky said:

    What the heck does that mean??? The literal Babelfish translation is-

    "Ah veiled the large [censored], who cannot same step cycle, and which still comes us emmerder."

    The lack of accents confuses Babelfish. Without a grave accent on the 'a', voila is the simple past
    tense of voiler, to veil (or to buckle). 'Pas' means 'not' in this context, part of the 'ne pas'
    pair that makes the clause negative, but Babelfish mistakes it for a noun, meaning 'step' or 'pace'
    - like 'faux pas', a false step. 'Meme' needs a circumflex (^) on the first 'e', and means 'same'
    (la meme chose - the same thing) or 'even'. 'Encore' can mean 'still', but often means 'again'
    ('encore une fois' - 'one more time'😉.

    So:

    "Hey look, that fat [censored] who doesn't even know how to ride a bike, come to [censored] us off again."

    James Thomson

  18. Quoted message said:

    The lack of accents confuses Babelfish. Without a grave accent on the 'a', voila is the simple
    past tense of voiler, to veil (or to buckle). 'Pas' means 'not' in this context, part of the 'ne
    pas' pair that makes the clause negative, but Babelfish mistakes it for a noun, meaning 'step' or
    'pace' - like 'faux pas', a false step. 'Meme' needs a circumflex (^) on the first 'e', and means
    'same' (la meme chose - the same thing) or


    'even'.

    Quoted message said:

    'Encore' can mean 'still', but often means 'again' ('encore une fois' - 'one more time'😉.

    So:

    "Hey look, that fat [censored] who doesn't even know how to ride a bike, come


    to

    Quoted message said:

    [censored] us off again."

    James: Thanks! My daughter (high school sophomore who has picked up French quite nicely at school)
    was helping me out with some of it, but sometimes Babelfish is just too much fun not to try, y'know?
    However, I have to admit the actual translation is even funnier. Or sadder. I'm really not sure;
    this is one of the more unusual threads, especially in context of the original poster's past
    offerings here.

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles chainreactionbicycles.comchainreactionbicycles.com

  19. Yesterday I left work a little early in anticipation of the long weekend. This allowed me to do some
    experiments in the yard of my workplace which, apart from the inconvenience of letting the whole
    world know I'm not at my desk, is a good, safe place to practise cycling maneouvres. My tactic was
    to put the seat way down to kiddie level, as when I first started learning. This position is not
    comfortable for pedalling, but it let me test cycling with a relative handlebar height much higher
    than I currently have.

    As I suspected, there was much less pressure on my hands, and I was able to take one off the bars
    for a few seconds. I was also able to look, if not behind me, at least briefly to the side. So I
    concluded that the handlebar needs to be raised.

    Observing the angle of the seat, I find that it is perfectly horizontal along it's lower edge.
    However, along its upper, business edge, there is a mighty slope of a good 15 degrees from the
    padded rear to the point in the front. Yes, I do have a perpetual uncomfortable sensation of sliding
    forward on that seat, no matter how far back I try to seat myself. Also I often feel that I am not
    sitting well because this angle tilts me onto my soft parts.

    After about half an hour of this practise, I proceded to my supermarket retailer. But the results
    were very disappointing. The mechanic seemed to me, not only not very knowledgeable, but seriously
    _dim_. First, he told me that the handlebar was already raised to its maximum level and could not
    gain any more height. OK, I believe him on that. But when I asked about buying a new handlebar with
    a longer stem, his attitude was that there is no such thing in existence since handlebar sizes are
    "standardized". He also kept insisting that I needed to _raise_ the seat (it was already back in its
    correct position for pedalling) in order to shorten the distance between seat and handlebar - it
    doesn't take a degree in geometry to realize that the reverse is true! When I asked him if he knew
    of any places in the district which offered a fitting service, he said he had never heard of such a
    thing and that bicycles don't need fitting. Finally, he didn't want to change the angle of the seat
    because as far as he was concerned, the bottom edge and not the top one was supposed to be
    horizontal.

    I conclude that my supermarket bike is probably a not very well-concieved assembly line product with
    a maximum handlebar height too short in relation to the length of its frame. Odd, because the frame,
    with its ultra-easy ankle-high step-through, is very much designed for timid old ladies and most
    French women are considerably shorter than me at 5'8".

    I had previously had the seat brought forward by the contumacious LBS. Unfortunately, that
    setting had not helped me at all - in addition to still falling forwards onto the bars, I now
    found that I was too far forward in relation to the pedals which I kept _losing_ in sticky
    situations like traffic intersections. That's why I asked them to put it back although it did not
    go all the way back to its initial position and the pedals are still slipping out from under my
    feet, although less.

    So, my tally of this situation is that first, I will experiment with Perre's couterintuitive
    suggestion and lean _forward_ towards the bars. Second, I will change the angle of the seat so that
    the lower edge tilts up and back.

    The third suggestion, that I find another LBS, is much the hardest to follow. Massy is a tiny
    commune with one main street, about 1 hour from Paris on the sububurban train called the RER. For
    it to have two bicycle retailers in that short space is already remarkable. Of course there are
    other bicycle shops, but thereafter they cease altogether to be _local_, and getting there becomes
    a major expedition, requiring a Saturday or an afternoon off. I'm told the next town, Palaiseau,
    has a retailer called MBK. There is a large Go-Sport at Les Ulis - but that is the same
    inaccessible place I have been writing about in my other posts. As for Paris itself, I'm sure it's
    full of excellent bicycle shops staffed with enthusiastic experts, but how to get there with
    Myrtille? It's way too far to cycle at my current level of ability. I can put the cycle on the RER
    - they even have a special car for it, but there are restrictions on the times one can use this
    service. Although very practical between suburbs, it isn't practical from suburb to center since
    the train goes underground in Paris and getting back above ground requires major feats of portage
    over endless flights of stairs.

    It is another aspect of French arrogance (global or otherwise) that if you live in the suburbs and
    refuse to own and drive a car, why, you are simply a non-person. The whole basis of my cycling
    passion is that I _REFUSE_ to join the ranks of polluters in this autumn of my life. Did last week's
    forty degree heat fail to convince anyone? What about the forest fires that have ravaged half the
    continent? Portugal alone lost the total surface area of Luxembourg in forestation. But socially,
    I'm in a very isolated position. Cycling clubs are for sports enthusiasts, not for middle-aged
    beginners with a religion of Conservation. Accessibilites all assume availability of a car. LBSs
    assume you're an athlete. And France, in marked contrast to the UK (my favorite country, Luigi, how
    I envy you), is extremely intolerant of eccentrics and script-breakers.

    Elisa Francesca Roselli Ile de France

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    ...

    Quoted message said:

    It is another aspect of French arrogance (global or otherwise) that if you live in the suburbs and
    refuse to own and drive a car, why, you are simply a non-person. The whole basis of my cycling
    passion is that I _REFUSE_ to join the ranks of polluters in this autumn of my life. Did last
    week's forty degree heat fail to convince anyone? What about the forest fires that have ravaged
    half the continent? Portugal alone lost the total surface area of Luxembourg in forestation. But
    socially, I'm in a very isolated position. Cycling clubs are for sports enthusiasts, not for
    middle-aged beginners with a religion of Conservation. Accessibilites all assume availability of a
    car. LBSs assume you're an athlete. And France, in marked contrast to the UK (my favorite country,
    Luigi, how I envy you), is extremely intolerant of eccentrics and script-breakers.

    This paragraph sounds just like much of the U.S.!

    --
    David Kerber An optimist says "Good morning, Lord." While a pessimist says "Good Lord,
    it's morning".

    Remove the ns_ from the address before e-mailing.

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