Yikes!!

Flying Elvis said:

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I would like to invite Mr. Elvis to submit a photo of himself.

You first

The young lady was first, now it is your turn. You stupid dead rocker.
If you are too ugly for anyone to look at, then show us your dog of a girlfriend if you even have one. We can make fun of her, it will be great fun.

Flying Elvis said:

"Mark M" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I would like to invite Mr. Elvis to submit a photo of himself.

You first

The young lady was first, now it is your turn. You stupid dead rocker.
If you are too ugly for anyone to look at, then show us your dog of a girlfriend if you even have one. We can make fun of her, it will be great fun.

Alan,

All that education, and you STILL can't spell...;+}

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Tell us about yourself. How old are you? Are you in school?
Anything else?

Don't hide behind a pseudonym. Come out and reveal yourself.

I promise not to be nasty.

Alan

You first

Sure.

My name is Alan Meyer. I'm 58 years old, married, two children
aged 31 and 28. I've been to college and graduate school, studying
philosophy and information science. I'm interested in computers,
politics, history, literature, philosophy and photography. I like to
play chess, read books, and listen to music.

I currently work as a computer consultand, doing programming
for the National Cancer Institute and the National Library of Medicine.

As you can see, telling people who I am does not embarrass me
in any way and it really shouldn't embarrass you to do the same.
After all, why should we be ashamed of who we are?

Now it's your turn.

Alan

Alan said:

My Olympus C5050 seems to have developed a hot pixel - a white spot that
shows up fairly clearly. Unfortunately, when I try the pixel remapping
function of the camera, the spot remains.

Unless someone can tell me of tricks to get the remapping to work better,
I guess it is off to pay Olympus a huge amount of money. Sigh.

Alan

Buy a SRAM rear derailleur and chain.

Shawn

Whadaya expect posting to a mountain biking news group?
:-)

In article Shawn said:

Buy a SRAM rear derailleur and chain.

Shawn

Whadaya expect posting to a mountain biking news group?
:-)

Sorry. rn spazzed and sent it to the wrong groups. When I caught it
I cancelled that original article and reposted to the correct group.

I should have asked how one keeps wheels on the mountain bikes true
and deals with hops.

Alan

jtpr said:

Alan,

All that education, and you STILL can't spell...;+}

Spelling nazis -- the scum of usenet.

And. just as information, your three-dot ellipsis should have
been followed by a question mark, with a space before the smiley. See
you in trping school.

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jtpr said:

Alan,

All that education, and you STILL can't spell...;+}

Spelling nazis -- the scum of usenet.

And. just as information, your three-dot ellipsis should have
been followed by a question mark, with a space before the smiley. See
you in trping school.

Isn't the ellipsis a character, to be preceded by a space?
Correct me if I'm falling short .

_The one-L lama, he's a priest;_
_The two-L llama, he's a beast;_
_I will bet a pink pajama_
_That there is no three-L lllama ._

(The author, Ogden Nash, was reminded of a
kind of conflagration known as a "3-alarmer".

On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 17:23:49 +0000 (UTC), [email hidden]

(Alan) said:

In article Shawn said:

Buy a SRAM rear derailleur and chain.

Shawn

Whadaya expect posting to a mountain biking news group?
:-)

Sorry. rn spazzed and sent it to the wrong groups. When I caught it
I cancelled that original article and reposted to the correct group.

I should have asked how one keeps wheels on the mountain bikes true
and deals with hops.

Alan

The best way to deal with hops is to add them to wort.

Bill Funk
Change "g" to "a"

bomba said:

I'm now running a dual Xeon HP machine at new $work

New work... already??

--
Slacker

What is "trping school" ?? Is that anything like typing ??

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jtpr said:

Alan,

All that education, and you STILL can't spell...;+}

Spelling nazis -- the scum of usenet.

And. just as information, your three-dot ellipsis should have
been followed by a question mark, with a space before the smiley. See
you in trping school.

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Alan,

All that education, and you STILL can't spell...;+}

Alas, my youth was misspent. However in this particular
case it was probably typing class, rather than spelling
class, where I was not paying sufficient attention.

Worse than all that though, I fear we have scared off
our poor dear Flying Elvis. I'd hate to think that we
have consigned him to the hell of anonymous chat
rooms. But perhaps he will still emerge okay.

I guess I'll give up this diversion and return to digital
photography.

Alan

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Alan,

All that education, and you STILL can't spell...;+}

Alas, my youth was misspent. However in this particular
case it was probably typing class, rather than spelling
class, where I was not paying sufficient attention.

Worse than all that though, I fear we have scared off
our poor dear Flying Elvis. I'd hate to think that we
have consigned him to the hell of anonymous chat
rooms. But perhaps he will still emerge okay.

I guess I'll give up this diversion and return to digital
photography.

Alan

Oh Please,

Scum as such as your self does not invite fear, only pity

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jtpr says:

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Alan,

All that education, and you STILL can't spell...;+}

jtpr,

All that smugness and you STILL haven't learned how not to top-post ;-P

16 will get you 20.

I MTB 2004

On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 17:01:55 -0800, "Frank ess" <[email hidden]>

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Quoted message said:

jtpr said:

Alan,

All that education, and you STILL can't spell...;+}

Spelling nazis -- the scum of usenet.

And. just as information, your three-dot ellipsis should have
been followed by a question mark, with a space before the smiley. See
you in trping school.

Isn't the ellipsis a character, to be preceded by a space?
Correct me if I'm falling short .

Yeah. Three strikes in one sentence -- he's out.

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_The one-L lama, he's a priest;_
_The two-L llama, he's a beast;_
_I will bet a pink pajama_
_That there is no three-L lllama ._

(The author, Ogden Nash, was reminded of a
kind of conflagration known as a "3-alarmer".

Mike Fields said:

What is "trping school" ?? Is that anything like typing ??

Closer to typoing.

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jtpr said:

Alan,

All that education, and you STILL can't spell...;+}

Spelling nazis -- the scum of usenet.

And. just as information, your three-dot ellipsis should have
been followed by a question mark, with a space before the smiley. See
you in trping school.

You'll be sadly disappointed to judge a woman on looks, because at 70 those
looks just won't be there.
Pick a woman on inner beauty, and not only will she still have it at 70,
she'll likely be more beautiful.
I've been married for 15 years by having picked a person who is the most

Never has the phrase "Get a Life" been more appropriate. This girl has way
more potential than you do.

It's obvious that you posted just to draw a response, but you give the word
"shallow" it's definition.

Trentus/Ezookiel

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It seems to me most people of all genders grow out of their extremely
judgemental phase, somewhere around puberty. I assume F-ing Elvis is
below the chronological age, or stuck below it socially and
psychologically, and that one day he will realize his folly and be
tortured by a need to apologize to all and sundry for his offensive
acts.

Good F-ing luck, F-ing Elvis.

You're probably right on all counts.

Another possibility is that the photo is really of F-ing Elvis, and
she's trolling for compliments.

But, nah, she's got too open looking a face to be that devious.

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Of course I could be wrong: he may never grow beyond the juvenile stage
of development. More's the pity.

Actually the photo is the girl in F/Elvis's high school class - whom he's
had the hots for all year, but who has rejected his shallow no-life self
over and over - so now he's posted her photo up here in the hope we'll say
how ugly she is to make him feel better about having been rejected by her.

"Ezookiel" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

It seems to me most people of all genders grow out of their extremely
judgemental phase, somewhere around puberty. I assume F-ing Elvis is
below the chronological age, or stuck below it socially and
psychologically, and that one day he will realize his folly and be
tortured by a need to apologize to all and sundry for his offensive
acts.

Good F-ing luck, F-ing Elvis.

You're probably right on all counts.

Another possibility is that the photo is really of F-ing Elvis, and
she's trolling for compliments.

But, nah, she's got too open looking a face to be that devious.

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Of course I could be wrong: he may never grow beyond the juvenile stage
of development. More's the pity.

Actually the photo is the girl in F/Elvis's high school class - whom he's
had the hots for all year, but who has rejected his shallow no-life self
over and over - so now he's posted her photo up here in the hope we'll say
how ugly she is to make him feel better about having been rejected by her.

If that were true, he would have posted a picture of her brother.