"Wrong-Way Fred Gets Dead"

foldedpath said:

Get one of these, strap it to your rear rack, add a boom
mic on your helmet, and crank the volume to "11":

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But that still probably won't penetrate the acoustic
isolation of a soccer mom talking on a cell phone in a big
SUV. What you need is some way to do a blanket jamming
broadcast on all the local cell phone frequencies.

--
Mike Barrs

Echo on

"HEY Hey hey YOU You you..."

" IN In in THE The the..."

"SUV-Vee-vee."

"YEAH Yeah yeah..."

"YOU U U!"

-B

foldedpath said:

But that still probably won't penetrate the acoustic
isolation of a soccer mom talking on a cell phone in a big
SUV. What you need is some way to do a blanket jamming
broadcast on all the local cell phone frequencies.

What you need is a rocket-propelled grenade.

-Luigi