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  1. maxo said:
    Collin said:

    Would playing chicken qualify as confrontation? I usually
    just wobble back and forth generally toward them and look
    frightened until they freak out and run to the curb or,
    for lack of intelligence, dodge around me by heading into
    the oncoming traffic.

    Oh, you're even meaner than me! LOL Sounds fair
    enough. Road rash can teach stupid people the most
    necessary of lessons.

    wrong-way rider #1: OW! wrong-way rider #2: Are you okay?
    #1: Yeah. If that yahoo coming the other way had gotten out
    # of the
    way, I wouldn't have had to jump in front of that Hummer!
    #2: What an idiot. Didn't anyone ever tell him that
    # cyclists are
    supposed to be on OUR side of the street?

    -Luigi

  2. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Mike Beauchamp said:

    Glad to see a Trailer Park Boys fan on this NG! And yeah..
    the Raveen / Patrick Swayze bit is still funny. I find the
    funniest one is in the pilot/movie when they are sitting
    in the car.. it goes on for 10 solid minutes.

    Another sequence I like is the one where Ricky just got out
    of jail and was heading home; he goes into the convenience
    store and says something to the effect of: "Okay, I need
    some stuff. So you can either just fuggin' give it to me, or
    I can rob ya. It's your choice."

    It was kinda heartbreaking when his daughter, Trinity, stole
    the tire to be like her dad.

    Cory & Trevor could be in a spin-off.

    cheers, Tom

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  3. HardwareLust:

    Quoted message said:


    It's a waste of breath. Those guys are too dumb to realize
    how dangerous their behaviour really is. Hopefully, Darwin
    will take care of those


    folks

    Quoted message said:

    before they reproduce, but I'm not holding my breath.

    Good idea to not hold your breath. I've seen more then one
    wrong-way dad teaching his kid to ride that way. 🙁

    Austin
    --
    I'm pedaling as fast as I durn well please! There are no X
    characters in my address

  4. Quoted message said:

    I've seen more then one wrong-way dad teaching his kid
    to ride that way. 🙁

    "Wrong-Way Dad Is Bad"

    --
    Robots don't kill people -- people kill people.
    irobotmovie.comirobotmovie.com

  5. In article <[email hidden]>,

    (Jonathan Quist) said:

    Gawd, is Reveen still on the circuit?

    I don't think so. Here's some blast-from-the-past pix of him
    (commercial site): walker-walker-
    entertainment.20megsfree.com/photo.html

    And here's Ricky, et al:
    showcase.caabout

    Quoted message said:

    driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a
    counterpoint the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some
    morons yell...

    Truth be told, I hate yelling. It just seems like too much
    effort for so little gain. And it puts a hurt on my ears.

    cheers, Tom

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  6. [email hidden] (Tom Keats) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, "Rich

    Clark said:

    I call this out to wrong-way riders as I pass them.

    Here in Canada, we have a perennial hypnotist/entertainer
    named Reveen. He has distinctive sideburns and a goatee.

    We also have a TV series (sort of a Canadian 'Coronation
    Street'😉 called 'Trailer Park Boys', in which one of the
    characters, Ricky, looks a little like Reveen. In one
    sequence, some BMX punks ride by, taunting him and calling-
    out: "Hey, Reveen!" He chides back: "I'll Reveen you, ya
    f***in' little [censored]!" They respond with: "F*** off,
    Reveen!" as they ride off into the distance.

    Yelling at people generally doesn't get anything done.
    Except maybe on 'American Chopper'.

    cheers, Tom

    Gawd, is Reveen still on the circuit? I saw him back in
    about 1976 in Fort MacMurray. Seemed like everyone in town
    showed up for his "performance". Of course, there was little
    else to do there entertainment-wise, with one single screen
    theater and two or three television channels...

    driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a counterpoint
    the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some morons yell...

    Jonathan

  7. On 11 Jul 2004 17:27:15 -0700, [email hidden] (Jonathan Quist)

    Quoted message said:

    driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a
    counterpoint the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some
    morons yell...

    Jonathan

    Don't hollar at me, we have double wide sidewalks here
    with bike path signs and easy ramps and divider lines
    painted on 'em.

    -B

  8. On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 22:14:49 -0400, Badger_South <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    On 11 Jul 2004 17:27:15 -0700, [email hidden] (Jonathan
    Quist) wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a
    counterpoint the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some
    morons yell...

    Jonathan

    Don't hollar at me, we have double wide sidewalks here
    with bike path signs and easy ramps and divider lines
    painted on 'em.

    Where are you? I seem to remember you're in
    Charlottesville, Va?

    Man it's been a while since I've been to Cville, obviously
    (if I remember right)

    I remember there were bike lanes painted on the *road* on
    JPA and JPA extension (I think? My directions are always
    muddled when I go visit my friends there). Any rate its'
    down by the hospital & behind Cabell Hall. But doublewide
    sidewalks??

    I don't know how I feel about the whole bicycle segregation
    thing. Separate but equal often isn't in America....and I
    like riding on the road too much to give the yahoos any
    reason to shout me off the road.

    -Luigi

    Quoted message said:

    -B

  9. Luigi de Guzman said:
    Badger_South said:

    On 11 Jul 2004 17:27:15 -0700, [email hidden] (Jonathan
    Quist) wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a
    counterpoint the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some
    morons yell...

    Jonathan


    Don't hollar at me, we have double wide sidewalks here
    with bike path signs and easy ramps and divider lines
    painted on 'em.

    Where are you? I seem to remember you're in
    Charlottesville, Va?

    Man it's been a while since I've been to Cville, obviously
    (if I remember right)

    I remember there were bike lanes painted on the *road* on
    JPA and JPA extension (I think? My directions are always
    muddled when I go visit my friends there). Any rate its'
    down by the hospital & behind Cabell Hall. But doublewide
    sidewalks??

    I don't know how I feel about the whole bicycle segregation
    thing. Separate but equal often isn't in America....and I
    like riding on the road too much to give the yahoos any
    reason to shout me off the road.

    -Luigi

    Quoted message said:

    -B



    Hold your line Luigi! It's only your own human will that
    maintains your place on the road. Not laws or rules or good
    manners. Be assertive and be safe! Very best regards, Bernie
    PS: I am on a Fuji, not a Jamis, but I did use your input.

  10. [email hidden] (Tom Keats) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    (Jonathan Quist) said:

    Gawd, is Reveen still on the circuit?

    I don't think so. Here's some blast-from-the-past pix of
    him (commercial site): walker-walker-
    entertainment.20megsfree.com/photo.html

    And here's Ricky, et al:
    showcase.caabout

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a
    counterpoint the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some
    morons yell...

    Truth be told, I hate yelling. It just seems like too much
    effort for so little gain. And it puts a hurt on my ears.

    cheers, Tom

    Well, I'm pretty "confrontationally inhibited" so I wouldn't
    actually yell at someone like that, but the impulse is
    there. And it wouldn't do any good anyway. The point is a
    bit to counter-intuitive to get across that way...

  11. Badger_South <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    On 11 Jul 2004 17:27:15 -0700, [email hidden] (Jonathan
    Quist) wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a
    counterpoint the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some
    morons yell...

    Jonathan

    Don't hollar at me, we have double wide sidewalks here
    with bike path signs and easy ramps and divider lines
    painted on 'em.

    -B

    I wouldn't! (See previous post)

    Interesting design idea. Is it very effective at providing
    any separation between the walkers and cyclists?

  12. Luigi de Guzman said:
    Badger_South said:

    On 11 Jul 2004 17:27:15 -0700, [email hidden] (Jonathan
    Quist) wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a
    counterpoint the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some
    morons yell...

    Jonathan

    Don't hollar at me, we have double wide sidewalks here
    with bike path signs and easy ramps and divider lines
    painted on 'em.

    Where are you? I seem to remember you're in
    Charlottesville, Va?

    Man it's been a while since I've been to Cville, obviously
    (if I remember right)

    I remember there were bike lanes painted on the *road* on
    JPA and JPA extension (I think? My directions are always
    muddled when I go visit my friends there). Any rate its'
    down by the hospital & behind Cabell Hall. But doublewide
    sidewalks??

    I don't know how I feel about the whole bicycle segregation
    thing. Separate but equal often isn't in America....and I
    like riding on the road too much to give the yahoos any
    reason to shout me off the road.

    -Luigi

    Quoted message said:

    -B

    Naw, Hookville is not that great for road riding, I'm on
    vacation in Va Bch. with "137 miles of bike trails, or extra
    wide highway sections, or double wide sidewalks". You can
    get a cool map detailing all the routes, which are in
    segments across the city. We have a bunch where my brother
    lives, and a nice, if windy 20 mile route that incorporates
    these features. you can get a brochure at the Seashore park
    ranger station showing them all if supplies last.

    The morons in Cville just took the streets (with on street
    parking) and striped a 1/2 width bike lane cutting the width
    for cars but not providing enough (really) for the bikes.
    The city busses cut into them and trophy wives on cell
    phones weave into them - it's quite dangerous in places. IOW
    the roads are not built for bike trails - they just striped
    existing roads, but cut back the standard bike lane width.
    (Duh). Go figure.

    Used to be a good place to bike when I was doing it back in
    school (Uva - CLAS-'72), but now too many cars and SUVs.
    Even the back country roads which used to be nice are too
    dangerous, IMO, b/c nuts in sports cars and tourists just
    fly down the center and around corners and aren't looking.
    It's nerve wracking to drive 'em, let alone bike in many of
    the places I used to ride in the 60s and 70s.

    The nice places in Va Bch have super double wide road lanes
    in a few places that are just sweet. I like those the best.
    That's why I'm here, visiting, plus riding during the TdF.
    It's all good! ;-D

    -B

  13. On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 23:01:18 -0700, Bernie <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Hold your line Luigi! It's only your own human will that
    maintains your place on the road. Not laws or rules or good
    manners. Be assertive and be safe!

    Heh, heh, helps to be young and immortal, too. When they
    come out with a handle-bar mounted matter disrupter and we
    can just vaporize oncoming juggernauts and crazed truckers,
    I'll feel better. ;-D

    -B

  14. On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 23:01:18 -0700, Bernie <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Hold your line Luigi! It's only your own human will that
    maintains your place on the road. Not laws or rules or good
    manners. Be assertive and be safe!

    This is true. The funny thing about cycling properly is
    that the cars are more scared of the cyclist than the
    cyclist is of the cars-- I often find myself having to hand-
    signal a lot to indicate what I would normally expect a
    motorist to do (pass safely, for instance, or take the
    right of way where I have been obliged by law to yield it).
    It's kind of amusing.

    Quoted message said:

    Very best regards, Bernie
    PS: I am on a Fuji, not a Jamis, but I did use your input.

    Y'know, I had been looking at the Fuji back in the day, too.
    How's it working out for you?

    It's all about the touring bikes. Even if I don't really
    ever tour on mine. ever.

    -Luigi

  15. On 12 Jul 2004 00:40:12 -0700, [email hidden] (Jonathan Quist)

    Quoted message said:

    Badger_South <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    On 11 Jul 2004 17:27:15 -0700, [email hidden]
    (Jonathan Quist) wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a
    counterpoint the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some
    morons yell...

    Jonathan

    Don't hollar at me, we have double wide sidewalks here
    with bike path signs and easy ramps and divider lines
    painted on 'em.

    -B

    I wouldn't! (See previous post)

    Interesting design idea. Is it very effective at providing
    any separation between the walkers and cyclists?

    Like you I prefer the gracious sharing and integration of
    the roads 'concept', but I like the super double wide roads
    that are in some places - they're not striped , but marked
    as a bike rout and the cars have one lane each way, but it's
    so wide that they're no conflict or over-lap whatsoever.

    The peds and mommys with triple-wide baby carriages like to
    share the double wide sidewalks, and there's usually plenty
    of space, but the bikers can typically zip down a driveway
    ramp into the streets if it's clear and avoid 'em, and then
    go back up at the next driveway. Little conflict b/c of
    that. Except for rush hour, it's quiet residential mostly,
    although the delivery boxes lke to try and ride over you on
    Sat mornngs! ;-D

    The best part is long straight, scenic and flat (some
    inclines and dips, enough for variation). Think spin and
    grin... ;-)

    -B

  16. In article <[email hidden]>,

    (Jonathan Quist) said:
    Quoted message said:

    Truth be told, I hate yelling. It just seems like too
    much effort for so little gain. And it puts a hurt on
    my ears.

    ...

    Quoted message said:

    Well, I'm pretty "confrontationally inhibited" so I
    wouldn't actually yell at someone like that, but the
    impulse is there. And it wouldn't do any good anyway.
    The point is a bit to counter-intuitive to get across
    that way...

    Sometimes I consider rigging up an electronic "horn", as a
    home hobbyist sort of project. Some of these newfangled
    little speakers can be pretty loud. It shouldn't be too much
    of a stretch to add megaphone functionality. Maybe even build-
    in some pre-recorded messages, while the horn could play pre-
    recorded samples.

    cheers, Tom

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  17. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Luigi de Guzman said:
    Quoted message said:

    Sometimes I consider rigging up an electronic "horn", as a
    home hobbyist sort of project. Some of these newfangled
    little speakers can be pretty loud. It shouldn't be too
    much of a stretch to add megaphone functionality. Maybe
    even build-in some pre-recorded messages, while the horn
    could play pre-recorded samples.

    Air Zound?

    But that's ready-made, not an home electronics
    hobbyist project.

    And you can't really use an Air Zound to yell at
    people with ;-)

    cheers, Tom

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  18. On Mon, 12 Jul 2004 08:19:52 -0700, [email hidden] (Tom Keats)

    Quoted message said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    (Jonathan Quist) said:
    Quoted message said:

    Truth be told, I hate yelling. It just seems like too
    much effort for so little gain. And it puts a hurt on
    my ears.

    ...

    Quoted message said:

    Well, I'm pretty "confrontationally inhibited" so I
    wouldn't actually yell at someone like that, but the
    impulse is there. And it wouldn't do any good anyway.
    The point is a bit to counter-intuitive to get across
    that way...

    Sometimes I consider rigging up an electronic "horn", as a
    home hobbyist sort of project. Some of these newfangled
    little speakers can be pretty loud. It shouldn't be too
    much of a stretch to add megaphone functionality. Maybe
    even build-in some pre-recorded messages, while the horn
    could play pre-recorded samples.

    Air Zound?

    -Luigi

  19. Luigi de Guzman said:


    Bernie said:

    Hold your line Luigi! It's only your own human will that
    maintains your place on the road. Not laws or rules or
    good manners. Be assertive and be safe!

    If I hear a big truck coming up fast behind me I pull as far
    to the right as I can. The bow-wave of some of those suckers
    can knock a car off the jack, I sure don't want to see what
    one could do to me.

    Quoted message said:

    This is true. The funny thing about cycling properly is
    that the cars are more scared of the cyclist than the
    cyclist is of the cars-- I often find myself having to hand-
    signal a lot to indicate what I would normally expect a
    motorist to do (pass safely, for instance, or take the
    right of way where I have been obliged by law to yield
    it). It's kind of amusing.

    I put their general panic at the sight of a bicyle down
    to stupidity. Remember, half the people you see are
    below average.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Very best regards, Bernie
    PS: I am on a Fuji, not a Jamis, but I did use your
    input.

    Y'know, I had been looking at the Fuji back in the day,
    too. How's it working out for you?

    My husband has a Fuji MTB which he actually has to pedal
    downhill or it will stop. The wheels turn freely when you
    spin them, the brakes aren't dragging, and he keeps 65
    pounds of air in his admittedly knobby tires. He rides it on
    the street, it's probably way worse in actual dirt. Is a
    puzzlement.

    --
    Cheers, Bev
    ------------------------------------------------------
    ----------
    "The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck
    is probably
    the day they start making vacuum cleaners." --Ernst
    Jan Plugge

  20. [email hidden] (Tom Keats) wrote in
    :"]news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Luigi de Guzman said:
    Quoted message said:

    Sometimes I consider rigging up an electronic "horn", as
    a home hobbyist sort of project. Some of these newfangled
    little speakers can be pretty loud. It shouldn't be too
    much of a stretch to add megaphone functionality. Maybe
    even build-in some pre-recorded messages, while the horn
    could play pre-recorded samples.

    Air Zound?

    But that's ready-made, not an home electronics hobbyist
    project.

    And you can't really use an Air Zound to yell at people
    with ;-)

    Get one of these, strap it to your rear rack, add a boom mic
    on your helmet, and crank the volume to "11":

    samedaymusic.comproduct PIG7200

    But that still probably won't penetrate the acoustic
    isolation of a soccer mom talking on a cell phone in a big
    SUV. What you need is some way to do a blanket jamming
    broadcast on all the local cell phone frequencies.

    --
    Mike Barrs

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