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  1. i still can't get over the length of that call! or the way my cheek
    muscles are aching. ouch.

  2. jim beam said:


    i still can't get over the length of that call! or the way my cheek
    muscles are aching. ouch.

    Context is everything, man.

    Chalo

  3. "Chalo" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    jim beam said:


    i still can't get over the length of that call! or the way my cheek
    muscles are aching. ouch.

    Context is everything, man.

    Chalo

    I figured JB hit the wrong e-mail address.

    Phil H

  4. jim beam said:

    i still can't get over the length of that call! or the way my cheek
    muscles are aching. ouch.

    Never occurred to me before but Jim Beam and Jobst Brandt share the
    same initials. Scary, huh?

    Nigel Grinter
    Well-Spoken Wheels Inc.
    wellspokenwheels.com

  5. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    jim beam said:

    i still can't get over the length of that call! or the way my cheek
    muscles are aching. ouch.

    Never occurred to me before but Jim Beam and Jobst Brandt share the
    same initials. Scary, huh?

    Nigel Grinter
    Well-Spoken Wheels Inc.
    wellspokenwheels.com


    Almost, one is upper case (JB) and the other is lower case (jb).
    Warning, this is a troll :-)

    Phil H

  6. <[email hidden]> wrote: Never occurred to me before but Jim Beam and
    Jobst Brandt share the

    Quoted message said:

    same initials. Scary, huh?

    Nigel Grinter


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Yeah, but have you noticed that your initials are NG?

  7. Quoted message said:

    Never occurred to me before but Jim Beam and Jobst Brandt share the
    same initials. Scary, huh?

    The word you were searching for is "creepy".

    "

  8. Good grief! You're right. Uuuuuuuh......

    Nigel Grinter
    Well-Spoken Wheels Inc.
    wellspokenwheels.com

  9. You're right. What's more, in addition to not being
    shift-key-challenged, I imagine Jobst would probably insist on the use
    of periods, viz: J. B.

    Nigel Grinter
    Well-Spoken Wheels Inc.
    wellspokenwheels.com

  10. Good grief! You're right. Uuuuuuuh......

    Nigel Grinter
    Well-Spoken Wheels Inc.
    wellspokenwheels.com

    Note: This response was intended for to Leo Lichtman and somehow got
    misplaced.

  11. Quoted message said:

    You're right. What's more, in addition to not being
    shift-key-challenged, I imagine Jobst would probably insist on the use
    of periods, viz: J. B.

    Nigel Grinter
    Well-Spoken Wheels Inc.
    wellspokenwheels.com

    Dear N.G.,

    We at Well-Written Purists, Inc., are appalled by the
    hideous and unnecessary space betwixt a person's initials,
    but will not stoop to insisting on the comma demanded by
    common decency before Inc., much less the period that
    signifies that viz. is the modern abbreviation for the Latin
    videlicit.

    John Dacey would inform us that the ancient Greek and Latin
    authors scorned punctuation.

    Two further remarks of interest will follow this lengthy
    excerpt from The Devil's Dictionary:

    FLY-SPECK, n. The prototype of punctuation. It is observed
    by Garvinus that the systems of punctuation in use by the
    various literary nations depended originally upon the social
    habits and general diet of the flies infesting the several
    countries. These creatures, which have always been
    distinguished for a neighborly and companionable familiarity
    with authors, liberally or niggardly embellish the
    manuscripts in process of growth under the pen, according to
    their bodily habit, bringing out the sense of the work by
    a species of interpretation superior to, and independent of,
    the writer's powers. The "old masters" of literature --
    that is to say, the early writers whose work is so esteemed
    by later scribes and critics in the same language -- never
    punctuated at all, but worked right along free-handed,
    without that abruption of the thought which comes from the
    use of points. (We observe the same thing in children
    to-day, whose usage in this particular is a striking and
    beautiful instance of the law that the infancy of
    individuals reproduces the methods and stages of development
    characterizing the infancy of races.) In the work of these
    primitive scribes all the punctuation is found, by the
    modern investigator with his optical instruments and
    chemical tests, to have been inserted by the writers'
    ingenious and serviceable collaborator, the common house-fly
    -- _Musca maledicta_. In transcribing these ancient MSS,
    for the purpose of either making the work their own or
    preserving what they naturally regard as divine revelations,
    later writers reverently and accurately copy whatever marks
    they find upon the papyrus or parchment, to the unspeakable
    enhancement of the lucidity of the thought and value of the
    work. Writers contemporary with the copyists naturally
    avail themselves of the obvious advantages of these marks in
    their own work, and with such assistance as the flies of
    their own household may be willing to grant, frequently
    rival and sometimes surpass the older compositions, in
    respect at least of punctuation, which is no small glory.
    Fully to understand the important services that flies
    perform to literature it is only necessary to lay a page of
    some popular novelist alongside a saucer of
    cream-and-molasses in a sunny room and observe "how the wit
    brightens and the style refines" in accurate proportion to
    the duration of exposure.

    --Ambrose Bierce

    First, note the antique beauty of the double-spaces after
    the periods in the passage scanned above, a typist's habit
    long since abandoned in the efficient computer age, but
    sometimes retained in the early writings on RBT of Jobst
    Brandt.

    Second, note that Bierce, a writer noted for his elegant
    style and careful diction, has happily penned a lengthy
    exegesis that likens punctuation to fly [censored].

    C.F.

  12. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You're right. What's more, in addition to not being
    shift-key-challenged, I imagine Jobst would probably insist on the use
    of periods, viz: J. B.

    Nigel Grinter
    Well-Spoken Wheels Inc.
    wellspokenwheels.com

    Dear N.G.,

    We at Well-Written Purists, Inc., are appalled by the
    hideous and unnecessary space betwixt a person's initials,
    but will not stoop to insisting on the comma demanded by
    common decency before Inc., much less the period that
    signifies that viz. is the modern abbreviation for the Latin
    videlicit.

    John Dacey would inform us that the ancient Greek and Latin
    authors scorned punctuation.

    Two further remarks of interest will follow this lengthy
    excerpt from The Devil's Dictionary:

    FLY-SPECK, n. The prototype of punctuation. It is observed
    by Garvinus that the systems of punctuation in use by the
    various literary nations depended originally upon the social
    habits and general diet of the flies infesting the several
    countries. These creatures, which have always been
    distinguished for a neighborly and companionable familiarity
    with authors, liberally or niggardly embellish the
    manuscripts in process of growth under the pen, according to
    their bodily habit, bringing out the sense of the work by
    a species of interpretation superior to, and independent of,
    the writer's powers. The "old masters" of literature --
    that is to say, the early writers whose work is so esteemed
    by later scribes and critics in the same language -- never
    punctuated at all, but worked right along free-handed,
    without that abruption of the thought which comes from the
    use of points. (We observe the same thing in children
    to-day, whose usage in this particular is a striking and
    beautiful instance of the law that the infancy of
    individuals reproduces the methods and stages of development
    characterizing the infancy of races.) In the work of these
    primitive scribes all the punctuation is found, by the
    modern investigator with his optical instruments and
    chemical tests, to have been inserted by the writers'
    ingenious and serviceable collaborator, the common house-fly
    -- _Musca maledicta_. In transcribing these ancient MSS,
    for the purpose of either making the work their own or
    preserving what they naturally regard as divine revelations,
    later writers reverently and accurately copy whatever marks
    they find upon the papyrus or parchment, to the unspeakable
    enhancement of the lucidity of the thought and value of the
    work. Writers contemporary with the copyists naturally
    avail themselves of the obvious advantages of these marks in
    their own work, and with such assistance as the flies of
    their own household may be willing to grant, frequently
    rival and sometimes surpass the older compositions, in
    respect at least of punctuation, which is no small glory.
    Fully to understand the important services that flies
    perform to literature it is only necessary to lay a page of
    some popular novelist alongside a saucer of
    cream-and-molasses in a sunny room and observe "how the wit
    brightens and the style refines" in accurate proportion to
    the duration of exposure.

    --Ambrose Bierce

    First, note the antique beauty of the double-spaces after
    the periods in the passage scanned above, a typist's habit
    long since abandoned in the efficient computer age, but
    sometimes retained in the early writings on RBT of Jobst
    Brandt.

    Second, note that Bierce, a writer noted for his elegant
    style and careful diction, has happily penned a lengthy
    exegesis that likens punctuation to fly [censored].

    A language with six noun cases; a plethora of verb forms;
    gender forms; and strict rules forming them through
    adjunction to the root has little need for punctuation. An
    amoral language such as English where few distinguish
    `who' and `whom', and fewer still do so correctly, needs
    these fly specks. At least we have not got a plague of
    diacritical marks.

    --
    Michael Press

  13. Michael Press said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You're right. What's more, in addition to not being
    shift-key-challenged, I imagine Jobst would probably insist on the use
    of periods, viz: J. B.

    Nigel Grinter
    Well-Spoken Wheels Inc.
    wellspokenwheels.com

    Dear N.G.,

    We at Well-Written Purists, Inc., are appalled by the
    hideous and unnecessary space betwixt a person's initials,
    but will not stoop to insisting on the comma demanded by
    common decency before Inc., much less the period that
    signifies that viz. is the modern abbreviation for the Latin
    videlicit.

    John Dacey would inform us that the ancient Greek and Latin
    authors scorned punctuation.

    Two further remarks of interest will follow this lengthy
    excerpt from The Devil's Dictionary:

    FLY-SPECK, n. The prototype of punctuation. It is observed
    by Garvinus that the systems of punctuation in use by the
    various literary nations depended originally upon the social
    habits and general diet of the flies infesting the several
    countries. These creatures, which have always been
    distinguished for a neighborly and companionable familiarity
    with authors, liberally or niggardly embellish the
    manuscripts in process of growth under the pen, according to
    their bodily habit, bringing out the sense of the work by
    a species of interpretation superior to, and independent of,
    the writer's powers. The "old masters" of literature --
    that is to say, the early writers whose work is so esteemed
    by later scribes and critics in the same language -- never
    punctuated at all, but worked right along free-handed,
    without that abruption of the thought which comes from the
    use of points. (We observe the same thing in children
    to-day, whose usage in this particular is a striking and
    beautiful instance of the law that the infancy of
    individuals reproduces the methods and stages of development
    characterizing the infancy of races.) In the work of these
    primitive scribes all the punctuation is found, by the
    modern investigator with his optical instruments and
    chemical tests, to have been inserted by the writers'
    ingenious and serviceable collaborator, the common house-fly
    -- _Musca maledicta_. In transcribing these ancient MSS,
    for the purpose of either making the work their own or
    preserving what they naturally regard as divine revelations,
    later writers reverently and accurately copy whatever marks
    they find upon the papyrus or parchment, to the unspeakable
    enhancement of the lucidity of the thought and value of the
    work. Writers contemporary with the copyists naturally
    avail themselves of the obvious advantages of these marks in
    their own work, and with such assistance as the flies of
    their own household may be willing to grant, frequently
    rival and sometimes surpass the older compositions, in
    respect at least of punctuation, which is no small glory.
    Fully to understand the important services that flies
    perform to literature it is only necessary to lay a page of
    some popular novelist alongside a saucer of
    cream-and-molasses in a sunny room and observe "how the wit
    brightens and the style refines" in accurate proportion to
    the duration of exposure.

    --Ambrose Bierce

    First, note the antique beauty of the double-spaces after
    the periods in the passage scanned above, a typist's habit
    long since abandoned in the efficient computer age, but
    sometimes retained in the early writings on RBT of Jobst
    Brandt.

    Second, note that Bierce, a writer noted for his elegant
    style and careful diction, has happily penned a lengthy
    exegesis that likens punctuation to fly [censored].

    A language with six noun cases; a plethora of verb forms;
    gender forms; and strict rules forming them through
    adjunction to the root has little need for punctuation. An
    amoral language such as English where few distinguish
    `who' and `whom', and fewer still do so correctly, needs
    these fly specks. At least we have not got a plague of
    diacritical marks.

    Dear Michael,

    While proper punctuation is helpful in deciphering the
    written word, the theory that English would fall into
    unintelligible chaos without it occasionally falls afoul of
    the fact that punctuation is often inaudible.

    [Incidentally, there is no punctuation associated with the
    often-overlooked difference between the subjective who and
    the objective whom.]

    (The lack of quotation marks around "who" and "whom" in the
    second paragraph reminds us of the point of the first
    paragraph concerning inaduibility. Similarly, the lack of
    indentation in this majestic parenthesis reminds us that
    electronic paper is so cheap that whole lines now serve to
    separate paragraphs, where once we thriftily satisfied
    ourselves by merely tapping the space bar three to five
    times.)

    Cheers,

    Carl Fogel

  14. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Michael Press said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:

    On 30 Apr 2006 15:53:12 -0700, [email hidden] wrote:

    >You're right. What's more, in addition to not being
    >shift-key-challenged, I imagine Jobst would probably insist on the use
    >of periods, viz: J. B.
    >
    >Nigel Grinter
    >Well-Spoken Wheels Inc.
    >wellspokenwheels.com

    Dear N.G.,

    We at Well-Written Purists, Inc., are appalled by the
    hideous and unnecessary space betwixt a person's initials,
    but will not stoop to insisting on the comma demanded by
    common decency before Inc., much less the period that
    signifies that viz. is the modern abbreviation for the Latin
    videlicit.

    John Dacey would inform us that the ancient Greek and Latin
    authors scorned punctuation.

    Two further remarks of interest will follow this lengthy
    excerpt from The Devil's Dictionary:

    FLY-SPECK, n. The prototype of punctuation. It is observed
    by Garvinus that the systems of punctuation in use by the
    various literary nations depended originally upon the social
    habits and general diet of the flies infesting the several
    countries. These creatures, which have always been
    distinguished for a neighborly and companionable familiarity
    with authors, liberally or niggardly embellish the
    manuscripts in process of growth under the pen, according to
    their bodily habit, bringing out the sense of the work by
    a species of interpretation superior to, and independent of,
    the writer's powers. The "old masters" of literature --
    that is to say, the early writers whose work is so esteemed
    by later scribes and critics in the same language -- never
    punctuated at all, but worked right along free-handed,
    without that abruption of the thought which comes from the
    use of points. (We observe the same thing in children
    to-day, whose usage in this particular is a striking and
    beautiful instance of the law that the infancy of
    individuals reproduces the methods and stages of development
    characterizing the infancy of races.) In the work of these
    primitive scribes all the punctuation is found, by the
    modern investigator with his optical instruments and
    chemical tests, to have been inserted by the writers'
    ingenious and serviceable collaborator, the common house-fly
    -- _Musca maledicta_. In transcribing these ancient MSS,
    for the purpose of either making the work their own or
    preserving what they naturally regard as divine revelations,
    later writers reverently and accurately copy whatever marks
    they find upon the papyrus or parchment, to the unspeakable
    enhancement of the lucidity of the thought and value of the
    work. Writers contemporary with the copyists naturally
    avail themselves of the obvious advantages of these marks in
    their own work, and with such assistance as the flies of
    their own household may be willing to grant, frequently
    rival and sometimes surpass the older compositions, in
    respect at least of punctuation, which is no small glory.
    Fully to understand the important services that flies
    perform to literature it is only necessary to lay a page of
    some popular novelist alongside a saucer of
    cream-and-molasses in a sunny room and observe "how the wit
    brightens and the style refines" in accurate proportion to
    the duration of exposure.

    --Ambrose Bierce

    First, note the antique beauty of the double-spaces after
    the periods in the passage scanned above, a typist's habit
    long since abandoned in the efficient computer age, but
    sometimes retained in the early writings on RBT of Jobst
    Brandt.

    Second, note that Bierce, a writer noted for his elegant
    style and careful diction, has happily penned a lengthy
    exegesis that likens punctuation to fly [censored].

    A language with six noun cases; a plethora of verb forms;
    gender forms; and strict rules forming them through
    adjunction to the root has little need for punctuation. An
    amoral language such as English where few distinguish
    `who' and `whom', and fewer still do so correctly, needs
    these fly specks. At least we have not got a plague of
    diacritical marks.

    Dear Michael,

    While proper punctuation is helpful in deciphering the
    written word, the theory that English would fall into
    unintelligible chaos without it occasionally falls afoul of
    the fact that punctuation is often inaudible.

    The spoken word differs markedly from the written word.
    Sentences are much shorter with the spoken word.

    Quoted message said:

    [Incidentally, there is no punctuation associated with the
    often-overlooked difference between the subjective who and
    the objective whom.]

    Punctuation is not the only aid to deciphering a language
    that has abandoned strict typing. In languages with strict
    typing, even word order becomes optional; prepostions
    become subsumed in the decorations on root words. `Who'
    and `whom' in English are vestigal; their use a
    shibboleth.

    Quoted message said:

    (The lack of quotation marks around "who" and "whom" in the
    second paragraph reminds us of the point of the first
    paragraph concerning inaduibility. Similarly, the lack of
    indentation in this majestic parenthesis reminds us that
    electronic paper is so cheap that whole lines now serve to
    separate paragraphs, where once we thriftily satisfied
    ourselves by merely tapping the space bar three to five
    times.)

    What `lack of quotation marks around "who" and "whom"'?

    All this reminds me of a passage from a novel:

    `At Tolimundarni, on the fringe of the war zone itself,
    they'd been thrown off the train by military police who
    weren't falling for Y'sul's pre-emptively outrage-fuelled
    arguments regarding the summit-like priority and blatant
    extreme officiality of an expedition -- nay, a quest! --
    he was undertaking with these -- yes, these, two --
    famous, well-connected, honoured alian guests of
    immeasurably high intrinsic pan-systemic cross-species
    reputation, concerning a matter of the utmost import the
    exact details of which he was sadly not at liberty to
    divulge even to such patently important and obviously
    discreet members of the armed forces as themselves, but
    who would, nevertheless, he was sure, entirely understand
    the significance of their mission and thus their clear
    right to be accorded unhindered passage due to simple good
    taste and a fine appreciation of natural justice and would
    in no way be swayed by the fact that their cooperation
    would be repaid in levels of subsequent kudos almost
    beyond crediting ...'

    --
    Michael Press

  15. On Mon, 01 May 2006 05:12:50 GMT, Michael Press
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    [snip]

    [Carl wrote]

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Dear Michael,

    [first paragraph]

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    While proper punctuation is helpful in deciphering the
    written word, the theory that English would fall into
    unintelligible chaos without it occasionally falls afoul of
    the fact that punctuation is often inaudible.

    [second paragraph]

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    [Incidentally, there is no punctuation associated with the
    often-overlooked difference between the subjective who and


    ^^^

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    the objective whom.]


    ^^^^

    [third paragraph]

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    (The lack of quotation marks around "who" and "whom" in the


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    second paragraph reminds us of the point of the first


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    paragraph concerning inaudibility. Similarly, the lack of
    indentation in this majestic parenthesis reminds us that
    electronic paper is so cheap that whole lines now serve to
    separate paragraphs, where once we thriftily satisfied
    ourselves by merely tapping the space bar three to five
    times.)

    What `lack of quotation marks around "who" and "whom"'?

    Cheers,

    Carl Fogel

  16. 41 said:
    Quoted message said:

    Never occurred to me before but Jim Beam and Jobst Brandt share the
    same initials. Scary, huh?

    The word you were searching for is "creepy".

    "

    What the F... are you all talking about? Are you all part of a secret
    society?

  17. In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    41 said:
    Quoted message said:

    Never occurred to me before but Jim Beam and Jobst Brandt share the
    same initials. Scary, huh?

    The word you were searching for is "creepy".

    "

    What the F... are you all talking about? Are you all part of a secret
    society?

    Public forum. No secrecy possible.

    --
    Michael Press

  18. Michael Press said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    41 said:

    [email hidden] wrote:

    > Never occurred to me before but Jim Beam and Jobst Brandt share the
    > same initials. Scary, huh?

    The word you were searching for is "creepy".

    "

    What the F... are you all talking about? Are you all part of a secret
    society?

    Public forum. No secrecy possible.

    Then you are all talking in code or something. Maybe you are all making
    fun of "W" but trying to keep Mark Hickey out of the discussion.

    Quoted message said:


    --
    Michael Press

  19. Quoted message said:
    Michael Press said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:

    On 30 Apr 2006 15:53:12 -0700, [email hidden] wrote:

    >You're right. What's more, in addition to not being
    >shift-key-challenged, I imagine Jobst would probably insist on the use
    >of periods, viz: J. B.
    >
    >Nigel Grinter
    >Well-Spoken Wheels Inc.
    >wellspokenwheels.com

    Dear N.G.,

    We at Well-Written Purists, Inc., are appalled by the
    hideous and unnecessary space betwixt a person's initials,
    but will not stoop to insisting on the comma demanded by
    common decency before Inc., much less the period that
    signifies that viz. is the modern abbreviation for the Latin
    videlicit.

    John Dacey would inform us that the ancient Greek and Latin
    authors scorned punctuation.


    (Lengthy quotation removed)

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    First, note the antique beauty of the double-spaces after
    the periods in the passage scanned above, a typist's habit
    long since abandoned in the efficient computer age, but
    sometimes retained in the early writings on RBT of Jobst
    Brandt.

    (snip)

    A language with six noun cases; a plethora of verb forms;
    gender forms; and strict rules forming them through
    adjunction to the root has little need for punctuation. An
    amoral language such as English where few distinguish
    `who' and `whom', and fewer still do so correctly, needs
    these fly specks. At least we have not got a plague of
    diacritical marks.

    Dear Michael,

    While proper punctuation is helpful in deciphering the
    written word, the theory that English would fall into
    unintelligible chaos without it occasionally falls afoul of
    the fact that punctuation is often inaudible.

    [Incidentally, there is no punctuation associated with the
    often-overlooked difference between the subjective who and
    the objective whom.]

    (The lack of quotation marks around "who" and "whom" in the
    second paragraph reminds us of the point of the first
    paragraph concerning inaduibility. Similarly, the lack of
    indentation in this majestic parenthesis reminds us that
    electronic paper is so cheap that whole lines now serve to
    separate paragraphs, where once we thriftily satisfied
    ourselves by merely tapping the space bar three to five
    times.)

    Cheers,

    Carl Fogel

    Dear Carl,

    Oh dear. I try to avoid ever criticising grammar or spelling as it
    inevitably sets one up to be embarrassed. ("Let he who is without
    sin....." etc.) My intention was purely to make a (feeble) joke. As
    to whether punctuation (and some of the other formalities that abound
    in written communications) is useful, your point:

    Quoted message said:

    "While proper punctuation is helpful in deciphering the
    written word, the theory that English would fall into
    unintelligible chaos without it occasionally falls afoul of
    the fact that punctuation is often inaudible."

    is valid, but the key work is "often". In "Eats, Shoots And Leaves",
    Lynn Truss gives many examples where these innocent and unspoken
    fly-droppings contribute significantly to meaning and, when neglected
    or misplaced, can have consequences, usually humorous, but sometimes
    catastrophic.

    That's enough from me - many people are already convinced I have far
    too much time on my hands.

    Best wishes,

    Nigel Grinter
    Well-Spoken Wheels Inc.
    wellspokenwheels.com

  20. Carl Fogel said:

    Dear N.G.,

    Quoted message said:

    We at Well-Written Purists, Inc., are appalled by the hideous and
    unnecessary space betwixt a person's initials, but will not stoop to
    insisting on the comma demanded by common decency before Inc., much
    less the period that signifies that viz. is the modern abbreviation
    for the Latin videlicit.

    Quoted message said:

    John Dacey would inform us that the ancient Greek and Latin authors
    scorned punctuation.

    Quoted message said:

    Two further remarks of interest will follow this lengthy excerpt
    from The Devil's Dictionary:

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    FLY-SPECK, n. The prototype of punctuation. It is observed
    by Garvinus that the systems of punctuation in use by the
    various literary nations depended originally upon the social
    habits and general diet of the flies infesting the several
    countries. These creatures, which have always been
    distinguished for a neighborly and companionable familiarity
    with authors, liberally or niggardly embellish the
    manuscripts in process of growth under the pen, according to
    their bodily habit, bringing out the sense of the work by
    a species of interpretation superior to, and independent of,
    the writer's powers. The "old masters" of literature --
    that is to say, the early writers whose work is so esteemed
    by later scribes and critics in the same language -- never
    punctuated at all, but worked right along free-handed,
    without that abruption of the thought which comes from the
    use of points. (We observe the same thing in children
    to-day, whose usage in this particular is a striking and
    beautiful instance of the law that the infancy of
    individuals reproduces the methods and stages of development
    characterizing the infancy of races.) In the work of these
    primitive scribes all the punctuation is found, by the
    modern investigator with his optical instruments and
    chemical tests, to have been inserted by the writers'
    ingenious and serviceable collaborator, the common house-fly
    -- _Musca maledicta_. In transcribing these ancient MSS,
    for the purpose of either making the work their own or
    preserving what they naturally regard as divine revelations,
    later writers reverently and accurately copy whatever marks
    they find upon the papyrus or parchment, to the unspeakable
    enhancement of the lucidity of the thought and value of the
    work. Writers contemporary with the copyists naturally
    avail themselves of the obvious advantages of these marks in
    their own work, and with such assistance as the flies of
    their own household may be willing to grant, frequently
    rival and sometimes surpass the older compositions, in
    respect at least of punctuation, which is no small glory.
    Fully to understand the important services that flies
    perform to literature it is only necessary to lay a page of
    some popular novelist alongside a saucer of
    cream-and-molasses in a sunny room and observe "how the wit
    brightens and the style refines" in accurate proportion to
    the duration of exposure.

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    --Ambrose Bierce

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    First, note the antique beauty of the double-spaces after the
    periods in the passage scanned above, a typist's habit long since
    abandoned in the efficient computer age, but sometimes retained in
    the early writings on RBT of Jobst Brandt.

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    Second, note that Bierce, a writer noted for his elegant style and
    careful diction, has happily penned a lengthy exegesis that likens
    punctuation to fly [censored].

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    C.F.

    Hard to imagine such a text being written without paragraph breaks. I
    am told this is "modern" but I doubt it. How did this piece become
    one solid "thought" so to speak. When I encounter such writing, my
    first impression is that I can't hold my breath long enough survive
    with an idea that must be contained therein.

    http://www2.actden.com/Writ_Den/tips/paragrap/index.htm

    Jobst Brandt

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