Toes.

Shaun Rimmer said:

I like toes. I like toes so much I have 10 of them.

Marilyn Monroe had 11 toes. FACT!

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Shaun Rimmer said:

I like toes. I like toes so much I have 10 of them.

Marilyn Monroe had 11 toes. FACT!

[censored]. She was just showing off. Glad she's dead.

Shaun aRe

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I like toes. I like toes so much I have 10 of them.

Most of Mid Wales would laugh at your toe deficiency.

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Potatoes Tomatoes Footoes.

I have a dream, that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by
the number of their toes, but by the content of their character.....

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Shaun aRe 'Toes' - not just for Rich people.

Mr Rimmer will be appearing all week at the Preston Branch of Freeman Hardy Willis, probably by the
checkout next to the display of shoelaces and tins of kiwi.

Andy Chequer, they do anti-fungal powder too y'know.

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I like toes. I like toes so much I have 10 of them.

Most of Mid Wales would laugh at your toe deficiency.

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Potatoes Tomatoes Footoes.

I have a dream, that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged
by the number of their toes, but by the content of their character.....

I hate to break it to you, but even if folks can manage to overlook the unconventional number of
piggies, the webs in between are still going to cause talk.

Kathleen

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I hate to break it to you, but even if folks can manage to overlook the unconventional number of
piggies, the webs in between are still going to cause talk.

Kathleen

Do they know what "piggies" are in England?

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I like toes. I like toes so much I have 10 of them.

Most of Mid Wales would laugh at your toe deficiency.

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Potatoes Tomatoes Footoes.

I have a dream, that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged
by the number of their toes, but by the content of their character.....

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Shaun aRe 'Toes' - not just for Rich people.

Mr Rimmer will be appearing all week at the Preston Branch of Freeman

Hardy

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Willis, probably by the checkout next to the display of shoelaces and tins of kiwi.

Andy Chequer, they do anti-fungal powder too y'know.

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I hate to break it to you, but even if folks can manage to overlook the unconventional number of
piggies, the webs in between are still going to cause talk.

Kathleen

Do they know what "piggies" are in England?

Yes.

Andy Chequer

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I like toes. I like toes so much I have 10 of them.

Have you ever had Tolio?

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I hate to break it to you, but even if folks can manage to overlook the unconventional number of
piggies, the webs in between are still going to cause talk.

My wife had a roomate that had webbed toes. I think she was part lab.

Mike

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Good might see him there takeing my mum from harlech (n,wales)to, preston yours mage.

Useless fact: I did my dissertation in Harlech.

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I hate to break it to you, but even if folks can manage to overlook the unconventional number of
piggies, the webs in between are still going to cause talk.

Kathleen

Do they know what "piggies" are in England?

Yes.

The filth?

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I like toes. I like toes so much I have 10 of them.

Most of Mid Wales would laugh at your toe deficiency.

Most of Mid Wales would laugh at their own.

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Potatoes Tomatoes Footoes.

I have a dream, that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged
by the number of their toes, but by the content of their character.....

Still be up [censored] creak then.......

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Shaun aRe 'Toes' - not just for Rich people.

Mr Rimmer will be appearing all week at the Preston Branch of Freeman

Hardy

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Willis, probably by the checkout next to the display of shoelaces and tins of kiwi.

I could make better shoes. I only have one pair (handmade Italian ones) that need polishing, and I
use butter.

For laces (boots and trainers etc.) I use coloured climbing accessory cord.

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Andy Chequer, they do anti-fungal powder too y'know.

I don't get that problem really, but if I should, tea tree oil works well.

Shaun aRe - 'Toes', they're like little stubby foot-fingers really.

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I like toes. I like toes so much I have 10 of them.

Have you ever had Tolio?

No - I had the medicated sugar lump as an infant.

Shaun aRe - Safe.

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I hate to break it to you, but even if folks can manage to overlook the unconventional number of
piggies, the webs in between are still going to cause talk.

Kathleen

Do they know what "piggies" are in England?

Are they Americans who ask stupid questions?

Shaun aRe - Just a guess like.......

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Paul Major said:

Good might see him there takeing my mum from harlech (n,wales)to,

preston

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yours mage.

Useless fact: I did my dissertation in Harlech.

And then learned English?

Shaun aRe

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Have you ever had Tolio?

No - I had the medicated sugar lump as an infant.

Phew! Smaller lower extremities narrowly averted thanks to modern science.

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I like toes. I like toes so much I have 10 of them.

Most of Mid Wales would laugh at your toe deficiency.

Most of Mid Wales would laugh at their own.

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Potatoes Tomatoes Footoes.

I have a dream, that my four children will one day live in a nation

where

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they will not be judged by the number of their toes, but by the content

of

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their character.....

Still be up [censored] creak then.......

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Shaun aRe 'Toes' - not just for Rich people.

Mr Rimmer will be appearing all week at the Preston Branch of Freeman

Hardy

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Willis, probably by the checkout next to the display of shoelaces and

tins

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of kiwi.

I could make better shoes. I only have one pair (handmade Italian ones)

that

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need polishing, and I use butter.

I have Docs because they fit my feet lovely and they're sturdy (some caps have saved my toes from
extinction). I watch trendies recoil in horror one minute and be seen in nothing else the next. Now
they've moved production from Northampton to China ( I think) and then it will just be another
[censored] brand. Just brilliant.

Though I wouldnt mind some nice italian shoes. Maybe Sidi should do SPD brogues.

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For laces (boots and trainers etc.) I use coloured climbing accessory

cord.

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Andy Chequer, they do anti-fungal powder too y'know.

I don't get that problem really, but if I should, tea tree oil works well.

Tea tree oil is great. Stings though, don't it!

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Shaun aRe - 'Toes', they're like little stubby foot-fingers really.

Pah! You say!

Andy Chequer - non skid soul man

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>I hate to break it to you, but even if folks can manage to overlook the unconventional number
>of piggies, the webs in between are still going

to

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>cause talk.
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>Kathleen

Do they know what "piggies" are in England?

Yes.

The filth?

Some of them do go to market, others stay at home so yes, I suppose so.

Andy Chequer

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I hate to break it to you, but even if folks can manage to overlook the unconventional number of
piggies, the webs in between are still going to cause talk.

My wife had a roomate that had webbed toes. I think she was part lab.

Mike

Other possible signs:

Short, thick hair, blonde, brown or black in color, with an inclination to oiliness even when
recently washed.

Loves to go for walks, and an invitation to go for a ride in the car makes her ecstatic.

Excessively friendly, with a penchant for elaborate greetings after even very short separations -
insists on saying hi and telling you she missed you when you get back from a bathroom break.

Enormous appetite - will consume almost anything with evident enjoyment, even items not normally
considered edible.

Tendency to hog the couch, but will allow you to share if you ask nicely.

Favorite party stunt is the ability to hold three tennis balls in her mouth simultaneously.

Kathleen